Steve Martini - The Enemy Inside

“That’s all right, I’ve got some mouthwash in the other room.”

“I’m not sure I feel comfortable repeating it.”

“Steel yourself,” I tell him.

“Just remember you’re the one who asked,” he says. “She made it sound as if this, what I’m about to tell you, and the judicial appointment are somehow linked. In other words, you don’t get one unless you do the other.”

And this offends him.

“You mean like one of your contingent fees. You win, you take fifty percent of everything.”

“We don’t get fifty percent,” he says.

“We can split hairs later. Cut to the chase,” I tell him.

“But this does trouble me,” he says. “We’re talking a significant judicial appointment here. There should be no quid pro quo. You know that.” What he’s talking about is bribery. I suspect Proffit would know all about that. For all I know, he holds an advanced degree from Serna.

“You haven’t told me what Grimes wants me to do yet. Who knows, maybe I’ve already done it.”

“You haven’t,” he says. “Trust me.”

That’ll be the day.

“So why don’t you tell me? Then we’ll both know.”

“I don’t know. I’m not sure.” He starts hemming and hawing.

“Tell you what,” I say. “I’ll take you off the hook. Why don’t I just call Grimes at her office and she can tell me herself?”

“No, no, there’s no need for that. I’ll tell you.”

“Good. Now that we’re past all that.”

“There’s a case, a federal matter. She’d like you to get involved. You do federal work in the criminal courts, don’t you?”

“On occasion.”

“The trial on this is actually over,” he says. “First she said it was an appeal. Then she said something about negotiations. I’m not sure of the actual details. And I’m not sure I want to know.”

His nose is growing at the other end. If he keeps going on like this it’ll be poking me in the ear any second.

“She said she was sure you’d be interested.”

“And why is that?”

“It seems this man is incarcerated at a Supermax near Florence in Colorado. His name is Rubin Betz. At the moment, according to the senator, Mr. Betz has no legal representation. She would like you to represent him.”

“Did she say why?”

“All she said was that she had reason to believe you were dying to talk to him. Her words exactly,” says Proffit.

“That’s it?”

“That’s everything. But. .”

“But what?”

“You should think very carefully about all of this. Especially this thing in Florence.

“I got to thinking,” said Proffit.

Yeah, that’s always dangerous.

“I remembered our conversation over drinks in Georgetown that night. Do you remember?”

“How could I forget? You had me followed to Graves’s office.”

“Yeah. Terrible what happened to him,” he says. “How’d it occur, anyway? Do you know?”

“Why don’t you get to the point? Our conversation in Georgetown?”

“As I recall, you mentioned that Serna had a relationship with a man some years ago. Unless I misunderstood, you said the man’s name was Rubin Betz.”

Serna was not the only one with a titanium memory. But then the fact that Serna had bedded a man at some point in her life seemed to come as a real shock to Proffit. How could he have missed that boulder when he was furiously turning over every pebble in her past?

“I thought to myself, now that is a real coincidence,” he says. “It is indeed a small world. I mean, Ives smashes into Olinda way out in California. You talk to Graves and the very next day he gets hit by a train. And now this.”

And unless he’s just being discreet, Proffit doesn’t know the half of it.

“As you say, a small world.”

“I really don’t want to get you into any trouble,” he says. “If you like, I can call Grimes back and tell her you can’t take the case.”

“And why is that?”

“Well, don’t you see it?” he says.

“See what?”

“Conflict of interest, of course. You represent Ives. Ives is involved in Serna’s death. Serna had a relationship with this man, Betz. Plain as the nose on your face,” he says. “You can’t represent both of them.”

“You’re assuming their interests are adverse.”

“Well, aren’t they?”

“You know, Mr. Proffit, for a man who’s supposed to be at the top of his game, the managing partner of one of the biggest international law firms in the country, you don’t seem to have a very good handle on what’s going on in your own offices.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“If you don’t know I can’t tell you.”

There is nothing but silence on the other end of the line.

“Are you there? Hello?”

“I’m still here,” he says.

I give him a few seconds of silence to mull it over. Finally he can’t stand it anymore. “Why don’t you just tell me?”

“Not my job. Let’s just say you should have kept a closer rein on her.”

“On who?”

“No. I’m not playing that game anymore. I don’t want to mention her name because I wouldn’t want to disparage the dead. Besides, you never know who’s listening in.”

“ What? ”

“You haven’t been watching the news lately. Tell you what. Why don’t you let me worry about any conflict of interest. Call Grimes. Tell her I’m interested in talking to Betz. Ask her if she knows how I can make contact in order to set up arrangements to see him in Florence.”

My guess is she’ll pick up the phone and call the director at the Bureau of Prisons. They’ll probably pick me up in a government jet and whisk me out there in hopes that I can clean up their mess.

“Oh, and so that there’s no misunderstanding in terms of communication, I will confirm all of this in writing to Grimes’s office.”

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” he says.

“Well, that’s the point. You’re not me.” And I hang up.

They’ve shattered the vestiges of my idealism,” says Harry. “The thought that Washington and Wall Street are corrupted by rapacious schemers.” He’s planted himself on the sofa in my den next to the kitchen.

“You’re saying I shouldn’t take the appointment?”

“Let’s not be hasty,” he says. “Why don’t you call Proffit back, see if there’s something in it for me?” If Harry had a cigar he’d be puffing on it, holding it between his fingers and flexing his eyebrows.

“OK, so we can both assume that the judicial thing is nothing but a distraction,” I tell him.

“And if it isn’t, it should be,” he says.

“Thanks.”

“Oh, it’s not that I don’t think you’re capable.” Harry looks at me. Another puff on his mythical cigar. “Question is, how can they think we’re that stupid? I’m insulted,” he says.

“They didn’t make you an offer,” I tell him.

“Yes, but they know we’re associated. It’s a joint insult to our cumulative intelligence,” he says.

“Yes, but look at it from their point of view. They needed a carrot to offer in order to offset the burden of representing Betz. You know, some plausible consideration to lure me to Supermax so they can probably stick a shiv in my back.”

“You think that’s the plan?”

“Not in so many words. Maybe not right there, but the ultimate objective, you bet.”

“I’ve been wondering when they were gonna get around to that.”

“You can be sure we’re on their agenda.”

“What do you mean, ‘we’?” he says. “I wasn’t invited to Supermax.”

“No, but as you say, we’re associated. I’d be surprised if you’re not in their thoughts and prayers.”