Роберт Беллем - Pulp Frictions

‘Wait a minute!’ I cautioned him. ‘It’s not all straightened out yet — there’s still a few kinks in the plot.’

‘It’s straight enough for me. I’m satisfied.’

‘You’re the boss, but I think you’re being a little hasty. I’m going up to talk with the niece again. Give me a little time before you phone the police here to make the pinch. I’ll hold her until they get there.’

Evelyn Trowbridge let me in this time, instead of the maid who had opened the door for me in the morning, and she led me to the same room in which we had had our first talk. I let her pick out a seat, and then I selected one that was closer to either door than hers was.

On the way up I had planned a lot of innocent-sounding questions that would get her all snarled up; but after taking a good look at this woman sitting in front of me, leaning comfortably back in her chair, coolly waiting for me to speak my piece, I discarded the trick stuff and came out cold-turkey.

‘Ever use the name Mrs Edward Comerford?’

‘Oh, yes.’ As casual as a nod on the street.

‘When?’

‘Often. You see, I happen to have been married not so long ago to Mr Edward Comerford. So it’s not really strange that I should have used the name.’

‘Use it in Seattle recently?’

‘I would suggest,’ she said sweetly, ‘that if you are leading up to the references I gave Coons and his wife, you might save time by coming right to it?’

‘That’s fair enough,’ I said. ‘Let’s do that.’

There wasn’t a tone or shading, in voice, manner, or expression, to indicate that she was talking about anything half so serious or important to her as a possibility of being charged with murder. She might have been talking about the weather, or a book that hadn’t interested her particularly.

‘During the time that Mr Comerford and I were married, we lived in Seattle, where he still lives. After the divorce, I left Seattle and resumed my maiden name. And the Coonses were in our employ, as you might learn if you care to look it up. You’ll find my husband — or former husband — at the Chelsea apartments.

‘Last summer, or late spring, I decided to return to Seattle. The truth of it is — I suppose all my personal affairs will be aired anyhow — that I thought perhaps Edward and I might patch up our differences; so I went back and took an apartment on Woodmansee Terrace. As I was known in Seattle as Mrs Edward Comerford, and as I thought my using his name might influence him a little, I used it while I was there.

‘Also I telephoned the Coonses to make tentative arrangements in case Edward and I should open our house again; but Coons told me that they were going to California, and so I gladly gave them an excellent recommendation when, some days later, I received a letter of enquiry from an employment bureau in Sacramento. After I had been in Seattle for about two weeks, I changed my mind about the reconciliation — Edward’s interest, I learned, was all centred elsewhere; so I returned to San Francisco—’

‘Very nice! But—’

‘If you will permit me to finish,’ she interrupted. ‘When I went to see my uncle in response to his telegram, I was surprised to find the Coonses in his house. Knowing my uncle’s peculiarities, and finding them now increased, and remembering his extreme secretiveness about his mysterious invention, I cautioned the Coonses not to tell him that they had been in my employ.

‘He certainly would have discharged them, and just as certainly would have quarrelled with me — he would have thought that I was having him spied on. Then, when Coons telephoned me after the fire, I knew that to admit that the Coonses had been formerly in my employ would, in view of the fact that I was my uncle’s only heir, cast suspicion on all three of us. So we foolishly agreed to say nothing about it and carry on the deception.’

That didn’t sound all wrong — but it didn’t sound all right. I wished Tarr had taken it easier and let us get a better line on these people, before having them thrown in the coop.

‘The coincidence of the Coonses stumbling into my uncle’s house is, I fancy, too much for your detecting instincts,’ she went on, as I didn’t say anything. ‘Am I to consider myself under arrest?’

I’m beginning to like this girl; she’s a nice, cool piece of work.

‘Not yet,’ I told her. ‘But I’m afraid it’s going to happen pretty soon.’

She smiled a little mocking smile at that, and another when the doorbell rang.

It was O’Hara from police headquarters. We turned the apartment upside down and inside out, but didn’t find anything of importance except the will she had told me about, dated July eighth, and her uncle’s life insurance policies. They were all dated between May fifteenth and June tenth, and added up to a little more than $200,000.

I spent an hour grilling the maid after O’Hara had taken Evelyn Trowbridge away, but she didn’t know any more than I did. However, between her, the janitor, the manager of the apartments, and the names Mrs Trowbridge had given me, I learned that she had really been entertaining friends on the night of the fire — until after eleven o’clock, anyway — and that was late enough.

Half an hour later I was riding the Short Line back to Sacramento. I was getting to be one of the line’s best customers, and my anatomy was on bouncing terms with every bump in the road!

Between bumps I tried to fit the pieces of this Thornburgh puzzle together. The niece and the Coonses fitted in somewhere, but not just where we had them. We had been working on the job sort of lopsided, but it was the best we could do with it. In the beginning we had turned to the Coonses and Evelyn Trowbridge because there was no other direction to go; and now we had something on them — but a good lawyer could make hash out of it.

The Coonses were in the county jail when I got to Sacramento. After some questioning they had admitted their connection with the niece, and had come through with stories that matched hers in every detail.

Tarr, McClump and I sat around the sheriff’s desk and argued.

‘Those yams are pipe dreams,’ the sheriff said. ‘We got all three of ’em cold, and there’s nothing else to it. They’re as good as convicted.’

McClump grinned derisively at his superior, and then turned to me.

‘Go on, you tell him about the holes in his little case. He ain’t your boss, and can’t take it out on you later for being smarter than he is!’

Tarr glared from one of us to the other.

‘Spill it, you wise guys!’ he ordered.

‘Our dope is,’ I told him, figuring that McClump’s view of it was the same as mine, ‘that there’s nothing to show that even Thornburgh knew he was going to buy that house before the tenth of June, and that the Coonses were in town looking for work on the second. And besides, it was only by luck that they got the jobs. The employment office sent two couples out there ahead of them.’

‘We’ll take a chance on letting the jury figure that out.’

‘Yes? You’ll also take a chance on them figuring out that Thornburgh, who seems to have been a nut, might have touched off the place himself! We’ve got something on these people, Jim, but not enough to go into court with them. How are you going to prove that when the Coonses were planted in Thornburgh’s house — if you can even prove that they and the Trowbridge woman knew he was going to load up with insurance policies?’

The sheriff spat disgustedly.

‘You guys are the limit! You run around in circles, digging up the dope on these people until you get enough to hang ’em, and then you run around hunting for outs! What’s the matter with you now?’

I answered him from halfway to the door — the pieces were beginning to fit together under my skull.