Линвуд Баркли - Jacket Man

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Sam seems like an ordinary guy. While he is filling up his car with gas in Stamford, Connecticut, a car whips into the station lot, stops alongside, and asks him for directions to LaGuardia Airport. Gian claims that he is from Milano, but Sam can spot an imitation in a second. The accent is all wrong, and while Gian tries to sell him counterfeit luxury coats that he can’t take back on the plane to Italy, they bump hips, and Sam feels what he thinks is a gun tucked into Gian’s belt. “Jacket Man” is a story of how to escape with your life, and some counterfeit pleather coats while you’re at it.

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Linwood Barclay

Jacket Man

I was putting gas into the van when the dark blue Chrysler 300 whipped into the station lot. The driver didn’t pull up to the pumps, but stopped alongside me and powered down the window.

“I wonder if you can help me,” he said. He had an Italian accent. Tanned, pockmarked face, jet-black moustache, black hair. Nice suit. The tie was silk.

“Sure,” I said, glancing at the pump, not wanting to go over eighty bucks. I’d already given four twenties to the attendant in the booth. I avoided credit cards, and they wouldn’t free up the pump without a card unless you went in and paid first. Which reminded me. Mary’d given me the phone and gas bills that morning so I could drop by the bank and pay them on the way home. They were still in my jacket pocket. We weren’t into online banking. We were like our parents, paying our bills at the teller’s window, although for different reasons.

“I am from Milano,” he said. “My English is not so good.”

“It’s fine.”

“How do I get back onto the highway? I am going to airport. I have to turn in this car and catch a flight home to Italy.”

“LaGuardia?” I asked. “JFK?” Although, given that we were in Stamford, it didn’t much matter. He’d need to take 95 back into the city.

“LaGuardia,” the man said.

I saw that I was at seventy-eight bucks and eased up on the trigger. Got it to stop two cents short of eighty. Close enough. Let Mobil keep the two cents as a tip.

I pointed. “Go down there to the second light, make a left. About a mile later, watch for signs for 95 to New York.”

He smiled gratefully. “Thank you!” Then, almost as an afterthought, “Nice jacket!”

I was wearing a Hugo Boss sport jacket Mary had talked me into getting. I smiled back. “Have a nice flight.”

He powered up his window and took off.

I replaced the pump, got into the van, and was pulling away when the Chrysler reappeared, in my path. I hit the brake. The guy was getting out of his car, waving his hands apologetically.

I put down my window.

“Sorry to stop you,” he said, “but I was thinking, when I see your jacket — Boss, no? — maybe I can do you a favor, because you are a man who likes to dress well.”

“A favor,” I said.

“I am in fashion, in Milano. I am here, on sales trip. Big show, at the mall here? Also in Hartford. Meeting buyers.” He reached into his pocket for a business card, handed it to me through the window.

“Okay,” I said. He was Gian — Catelli, of FASHION PRODUCTS LUXURY BRAND MANAGEMENT. There was an Italian phone number and web address.

“What’s your name?” he asked.

“Sam.”

“I am so pleased to meet you, Sam. I am Gian.”

“So your card says.”

“I have all these samples to take back. Have to pay airline extra money. I want to thank you for your help. How about a coat? Nice Italian leather. I think I have your size. Let me do this for you!”

“That’s okay,” I said.

“No, please, please, let me. You are doing me a favor. The less I have to take back, the better.”

I hesitated, then put the van into park, took out the key. “What the hell,” I said.

I followed Gian to the back of the Chrysler. He popped the trunk. There was an entire store in there. Maybe two-dozen leather jackets in various shades. They weren’t packaged for a trip home. They were fanned out for display, as if on a table in a men’s shop.

We were standing shoulder to shoulder. When our hips bumped, briefly, I felt something that made me wonder whether these jackets were the least of his worries when it came to flying home.

He was packing.

There was no way he was getting on a plane with a gun tucked into his belt. I wondered whether it was standard practice for Italian fashion salesmen to be armed when visiting America. I mean, this was Connecticut.

He reached for a dark brown jacket. “What about this? I think this might fit you.”

“I don’t know,” I said.

“Slip that off, let’s see.”

“Aren’t you going to miss your flight?” I asked.

“Hey, no problem.” The word came out “prrroblem.” I was starting to wonder about the authenticity of the accent. Like any second he was going to say, “Thassa some spicy meat-a-ball.”

Gian had his hand on the top of my sport jacket, trying to slide it off my shoulder. “Okay, okay,” I said, slipped off the coat, and rested it on the leather jackets. I pulled on the other coat, which fit tight under the armpits.

“Feel the lining. Very, very nice. Warm in winter. Maybe not when snowing, but fall and spring.”

“It’s snug.”

“Keep it,” Gian said. “Take it to a good tailor, he can alter it for a few bucks. You end up with a two-thousand dollar jacket for almost nothing.”

“Two grand,” I whistled. “All the coats worth that?”

Gian shrugged. “Give or take.” He cocked his head to the right, smiled, like an idea had just occurred to him. “Tell you what. You got friends?”

“Friends?”

“Buddies. Guys who like nice clothes? I bet a guy like you has friends with good taste. I give you this coat for free, but I can sell you some of these. Like, three hundred a piece. You could resell them for a thousand each, and even then, you are giving your friends a fantastic deal. That’s fifty percent off the retail.”

“Gee,” I said. I kept thinking about the gun. How, as a sales tool, it was somewhat effective. If I didn’t want to buy, how seriously offended would he be?

Gian, again shoulder to shoulder with me, started hauling out coats. Two black ones, a light brown, one in forest green. While he made selections, he asked, “So where do you work?”

“In the city,” I said.

“New York?”

“Yes.”

“Where?”

“Around.” Mostly Grand Central and Penn Station, but I didn’t tell him that.

“What kind of work?”

“Kind of like surveillance,” I said, wondering if that was a word that translated well to Italian. By the way he turned his head and looked at me, I was guessing yes.

“Surveillance? You are a policeman?”

I shrugged. “It’s pretty boring, really, what I do. How much for these jackets again?”

If he was unnerved by my failure to provide details, the prospect of a sale was helping him get over it.

“Well, uh, what did I say?”

“Three hundred each.”

“Tell you, what, I give you four for a thousand. That’s like, eight-thousand dollar worth of coats.”

I gave it some thought.

“It’s a great deal,” he said again. “You make some money, and you help me, you make your friends happy with real Italian leather jackets that cost next to nothing. I don’t have so much samples to take back to Milano.”

“Okay,” I said.

Gian looked surprised. “Great.” Then he grimaced awkwardly. “But I just take cash. You need to go to cash machine?”

“I got it on me,” I said. “Can you throw those four into the van?”

“Yeah, sure,” Gian said, unable to hide his surprise, and pleasure, that I had that kind of money on me. He gathered up the coats, went around to the passenger door on the van, opened it up, and tossed them onto the seat. By the time he’d turned around, I had the cash in one hand — a wad of bills, rolled up tight — and my Boss jacket in the other.

“Have a look to make sure it’s all there,” I said.

He held the money tight to his body and, chin to chest, did a quick check. “Fantastic. This is good. Okay, I got to catch my flight.”

“Sure you do,” I said, watching him get back into the Chrysler and peel out of the gas station lot.

When I came through the door to our apartment, Mary got an eyeful of me in the ill-fitting leather coat and said, “You auditioning for an episode of Fashion Crimes ?”

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