Elmore Leonard - Riding the Rap

“I guess someone remembered seeing us together, at the restaurant.”

“What’d you tell him?”

“That he wasn’t here.”

“He buy it?”

“He’s thinking about it,” Dawn said. “I hope I get my money before he comes back.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“If I’m arrested for some dumb stunt you’re pulling, I want to be able to make bail.”

“There’s no way this guy can possibly get onto us, so be cool,” Chip said. “You thought he was a farmer ?”

“I told you, he’s got that outdoor good-guy look. Even has crow’s-feet when he squints.”

“But he was wearing, what, a snappy blue suit and wing tips with the hat? That’s how you made him, huh? I mean why do you say he’s a fed, not some local cop?”

“’Cause that’s what he is,” Dawn said. “I’ll give you something else to think about. Not very long ago he shot and killed a man and did it deliberately, at close range. What I’m saying is he intended to kill the guy and he did.”

Again the silence before Chip said, “Come on, he told you that?”

“I felt it in his hand,” Dawn said. “The one that held the gun.”

Late Tuesday afternoon Louis was relaxing in the study, feet on the cocktail table chest, watching Oprah on the big screen giving the audience some cool intro shit about the guests she had coming on next. The surveillance picture in the corner of the screen showed the front drive, or where it was supposed to be in all that vegetation. Oprah wasn’t doing much of anything at the moment, so Louis pushed a button on the remote to put the back of the house on the screen, the patio, and Bobby Deo out there with his fine Latino shirt off pruning shrubs. Louis had to watch him because it made no sense, the man working when he didn’t have to. Louis pressed a button and was now looking at the hostage room, Harry Arno sitting on the cot, his head wrapped up-always sitting, never lying down, a man his age. Chip was suppose to be in there checking on him…

No, he was coming into the study, looking at the TV screen before sinking down on the sofa, next to Louis.

“How’s the houseguest doing?”

Chip said, “Turn it down, will you?” Sounding like he was irritated about something. The man picked lint off his clothes, something always bothering him. Louis would have some hip-hop going on the CD player, Digable Planets, and the man would come in saying, “Turn that goddamn racket off. Jesus.” He liked Neil Diamond and such. Old Sammy Davis Junior CDs, the candyman can, that kind of shit.

“Harry hears the faintest sound,” Chip said, “he goes, ‘Is somebody there?’”

So the man wasn’t irritated especially, he just wasn’t Oprah-minded. Louis said, “I know what you mean. Four days the man’s been saying it. ‘Somebody there?’ His voice getting to sound pitiful.”

“That’s the idea,” Chip said, “get him to the point he’s dying to hear a human voice.” Chip paused, his gaze on the TV, on Oprah and her sad-looking white women guests. “What’s this about?”

“I believe they gonna tell how breast implants fucked up their lives.”

The Chipper, not too interested, said, “The time comes I do speak to him, Harry will be more than receptive, agreeable to whatever I tell him.”

“He won’t have much choice but agree,” Louis said, watching Oprah listening to a woman talking about her implanted ninnies, Oprah’s eyes concerned without it taking away from her stylish look. “He’ll agree to what you say, but then he has to do it, has to produce.”

“I’m not worried about that,” Chip said. “Harry’s a manipulator, it’s one of the reasons we picked him. Anyone who can scam the wiseguys and get away with it… He’s a conniver. You can say the same thing about the other people we want, the S&L guy. They live, in a way, by their wits. Someone said that about me once, that I lived by my wits…”

Louis let the man talk, the sound of his voice laid in among the TV voices, until Louis heard words that sounded familiar and he said, “What?”

“I said it’s time we picked up Ben King.” Talking about the crooked S&L man now. “He’s sitting there waiting, can’t go anywhere, can’t leave town…”

“Not suppose to anyway,” Louis said, “with that bond set on him.”

“It has to look like he took off,” Chip said.

“We keeping that in mind.”

“Not like he was abducted.”

“No need to worry your head.”

“So when’re you gonna do it?”

“Pretty soon.”

“They bring him to trial he’s going away. Then it’s too late.”

“What that S&L man done with money don’t belong to him,” Louis said, “they be in court a month shuffling papers around.”

“Why can’t you just tell me when you think you’ll do it?”

“I said soon, didn’t I?”

Man could drive you crazy. Louis had to ease up in his mind so as not to take the man by his neck and shake him. He said, “Me and Bobby been dry-running through it. We close now, so don’t keep talking about when. We watch the man’s house, watch him come and go, watch him play golf… It’s gonna happen. I give my man Bobby Deo a head bob and we gone. You know Mr. Ben King has to play golf alone? Nobody wants to associate with him.” He watched Oprah up in the audience finding ladies with implants and fucked-up lives, Oprah not needing anything planted underneath that brown suit she had on. Chip even was quiet now, watching Oprah with him.

Quiet for a minute, then saying, “Why don’t you go help Bobby?”

Listen to the man.

“It’s your house, why don’t you? I’m watching your property.” Louis used the remote to switch the video from Harry to Bobby, pruning away, to the front drive, what you could see of it. Louis thinking if the man had anything going for him, any kind of grit to him, he wouldn’t say why don’t you go help Bobby, he’d say get your ass out there. Bobby was right asking did they need the man. They needed the man’s house more than they needed the man. He’d gone out yesterday looking for runaway children to scam the parents and came back with reefer. So the man smoked while they tended to the houseguest asking was somebody there.

Louis saw the car the same time the man did, Chip saying, “Jesus Christ!”

The car showing in all that shrubbery choking the drive, approaching Bobby Deo’s car parked in the foreground of the picture. The man saying, “Get Bobby,” and Louis jumped. Punched his thumb on the remote to take Oprah off and put the car on the screen big, what looked like a Jaguar. Chip had the chest open now to get out the shotgun, saying, “For Christ sake, go!”

Louis stood there not moving on purpose, watching the man looking at him. He said, “Be cool,” and it seemed to take off some of the man’s edge. Louis turned then, walked out of the study.

Raylan almost passed the driveway looking at the PRIVATE DRIVE sign, KEEP OUT, the words spray-painted on a board. He saw the house number on the mailbox just in time, braked hard and turned into the drive:

Like a road through a tropical forest, cracked pavement full of weeds, the roof line of the house showing back in there, red tile against the sky; sea grape on both sides brushing the car, different kinds of palm growth he didn’t know the names of. Until coming to Florida, Raylan thought he knew trees and plants, but tropical growth was something else and there was so much of it. He came to a stop at the front end of a Cadillac parked in the drive facing out, and thought of Harry’s as he saw the grille, but this car was black.

Raylan got out and walked past the Cadillac toward the house, seeing more of its white shape through the trees. Then, right in front of him, seeing a guy step out of the growth to stand waiting. A guy with no shirt on holding a machete.