Jakob Arjouni - Brother Kemal

While Deborah disappeared for a moment I leafed through the new number of the Wochenecho . In the cultural section I looked at the list of best-selling books, and found Journey to the End of Days at number four. I couldn’t help smiling, and I was genuinely pleased for Rashid. For five days of captivity and praying, I thought it was his just reward.

Deborah came back with two wine glasses, opened the fridge door and took out a bottle of champagne.

‘Hello? I thought Sunday was our alcohol-free day?’

Deborah smiled mischievously, and her cheeks were glowing, although we hadn’t touched a drop yet. ‘There’s something to celebrate!’

She put the glasses on the table and untwisted the wire round the cork.

‘Sweetheart, you look as if you’d seen Father Christmas, the Easter bunny and a few angels all at once.’

She said nothing, just poured the champagne and raised hers aloft. I raised mine as well and asked, ‘Can you tell me what we’re drinking to?’

Her eyes were bright, and her voice shook slightly. ‘I’m pregnant!’

My mouth dropped open, and then I said, ‘Who’d have thought it!’ Next moment I broke into a grin, and it just slipped off the tip of my tongue: ‘And who’s the father?’

Deborah’s glass crashed into the wall above my head, and splinters of glass and champagne dripped on my head and shoulders. I shook myself before standing up and taking Deborah in my arms. She didn’t return my embrace, but stood as stiff as a piece of wood, put her head back and looked at me fiercely.

‘The father’s my only remaining customer,’ she said at last. ‘Some shitty little Turk.’

‘Little isn’t right,’ I objected. ‘It’s a cliché.’

And then at last she let me kiss her.