Andrew Klavan - True Crime

Eventually, Donaldson hung up. He had already tried my beeper, but it was still in the glove compartment of my car. He sat back in his chair and sighed.

By then, he had put in a full day at the paper-and he still had a story to write up. The story was about an enraged wife who tried to set her husband’s comic book collection on fire and was killed in the blaze that followed. Donaldson was in a hurry to get the story done so he could get home for some sex with his own wife before she went to sleep. He was in no mood to chase me down, and he wondered, anyway, if it was even worth the trouble.

The reason he was calling was this: He had been sitting at his desk, hammering out the lead to the comic book story when a call was transferred to him from the city desk. Bob had already gone home and Anna Lee Daniels was there, the night city editor.

“Mark,” she sang, across the big room, “some drunken moron on three.”

“Thanks,” said Donaldson. He picked up.

A guttural voice belched out his name. “Zis Donaldson?”

“Yeah?”

“Zabout ti one of you azzoles got wise bout de nigger.”

Donaldson tucked the receiver comfortably between cheek and shoulder and returned to tapping out his story on the keyboard. He liked it when crazy people called him; it made for some funny stories.

“Well, thank you for sharing that thought with me,” he said. “What exactly are we talking about?”

“Aren you de one culled Benny bout de-uuuuuhhhhh-Beachum caze?” said the guy on the phone.

Donaldson stopped typing. He leaned back in his chair. “Yeah,” he said. “So who are you?”

“Me? Me? I’m Arsley. Who de fug dya think?”

“Arsleywho?”

“Lieutenan Arsley. I uz in charge of de investi-thing. Ingation. I’m retired.” This last came out “ritahed,” and was followed by a seizure of phlegmy coughing.

“Ardsley,” Donaldson said. “In Florida?”

The man on the phone wheezed a few times and then said, “Sarasota, yeah. So you figured out it uz de nigger, huh. Too you bazzards long enough.”

Donaldson reached for his pad and pen. He was developing that heavy-lidded expression he got when he was annoyed. He didn’t think he was going to get much of a funny story out of this call. In which case, he was inclined to feel this nasty creep could more or less go to hell.

“We’re talking about the Beachum case,” he said quietly.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, nigger punk, druggie peeza shit. Warn Ruzzel. Heezawon.”

“What?”

“Heezawon!” Ardsley shouted. “Whattayou deaf?”

Heezawon , Donaldson repeated to himself. “He’s the one?”

“Yeah, whydaya think I’m callin’ here? Fuckin health? Warn Russel.”

“Warn who?”

“Russel. Warn. Thuzis name. Nigger druggie shit.”

“You’re telling me that he’s the one who shot-what’s her name-that woman in the store?”

“Eah, yeah, yeah. Shot her. Sure, he shot her. Whodaya think? I knew the minneh he came in. But the CA, she already made a big fuss, see, cause she go’ thiz whi guy gotta show she doin juztiz. Too many niggers gettin the needle. Fuckin Supreme Court azzoles say so. Ga do juztiz now. Sh’already talked to the-uuuuuuhhhhh-papers. Press. Big speech at the courthouse. Dred Scott.” Ardsley favored Donaldson with his impression of a whining woman. “ ‘Gonna get de death penalty. I’m so tough. Gah get juztiz. Yah, yah, yah.’ Then iz Russel come in, I say, ‘Heeza gah! Heeza gah!’ She says, ‘Whattaya talkin?’ I say, ‘Heeza gah!’ She says, ‘Wherza proof?’ ‘Proof?’ I say. ‘Lookim! Nigger peeza shit. Druggie peeza shit.’ I mean, I’m no bigot or nothin he jus di it. Thazzall. She say, ‘Bushit.’ She say, ‘No place peep lak you on de fuckin force.’ Bitch. I say, ‘Fahn!’ I say, ‘Fuck you, bitch. Kill de wrong guy. S’your funeral.’ Pfffftt.” This noise was apparently a laugh of some sort and was followed by another round of gurgling coughs. Then, suddenly, the ex-cop’s tone of voice changed. He became more serious. In fact, he sounded worried. “I ga go.”

“What? Wait a minute.”

“Uh-oh. I ga go.”

“Hold …” But Donaldson heard the phone slam repeatedly as Ardsley tried to find its place in the cradle. Then there was a dial tone.

“Eyech,” said Donaldson. He dropped his own phone home and wiped his hand clean on his shirtfront. He tilted back in his chair. “Hey, Anna Lee?”

The night city editor lifted her chin to him. Ah, Anna Lee. She was an elegant piece of work, all right, long and slim in her fashionable suit, with short black hair and a pixie’s face. I had been trying to get her to sleep with me for months but she had some kind of prejudice against married men. She was spouse-ist.

“That Beachum guy on death row?” said Donaldson. “Didn’t he confess today or something?”

“Uh, yeah,” said Anna Lee. “Wait a minute.” Those long, lovable white-painted nails of hers tapped their way back through the wire stories on her terminal. “No, here, wait,” she said. “They retracted that. The governor’s office says they don’t know where the story came from but ‘they deny having any information to that effect.’ ”

“Great. The cop who headed the case just called up and said Beachum’s innocent.”

“Whoa!” Anna Lee perked up at that. “Did he sound reliable?”

Donaldson mimicked Ardsley’s drunken slur. “He say it muzza been some nigguh peeza shit.”

Anna Lee perked down again. “Terrific. Hold page one.”

“Yeah,” said Donaldson. “St. Loo’s finest.”

But he called me anyway. First the beeper, then the phone at home. When he got no answer, he sat back in his chair, watching his monitor, watching the cursor blink at the bottom of his burned-wife story.

Because he was not the sort to leave the matter there. He wanted to get home and get laid, sure. And he thought Lieutenant Ardsley was a vicious hamhock who couldn’t even tell a polluted version of the truth. But he knew there was a man’s life on the line, and he was thinking it might be wise to call Bob at home and run the story past him. He even vaguely considered following it up himself.

But that was when he heard Anna Lee start to cry.

He looked over at the city desk and saw her sitting with her hand on the telephone as if she had just hung up. Her normally composed, wry and elfin features were splotched and contorted. Her other hand shielded her eyes and the tears poured out from under it, making black tracks of mascara on her high cheeks.

By the time Donaldson was out of his chair, there were two other night side reporters moving toward her, as well as the assistant night city editor and a movie reviewer from across the room. Nobody didn’t like Anna Lee.

The staff gathered around the city desk and stared as their editor wept. Except for Harriet McConnel from county side, they were all men, and they stood there silent and abashed for long moments, watching Anna’s lean body shake with sobs.

Finally, Donaldson, irked, looked up at Harriet.

“For Christ’s sake, Harry, ask her what’s wrong,” he said.

“What’s wrong, Anna Lee?” asked Harriet McConnel.

It was another few seconds before the night city editor could swallow her tears and lower her hand-and blow the Beachum story completely out of Donaldson’s mind by saying simply: “Michelle is dead.”

Five years earlier, a minor functionary of the state’s Democratic party had approached the Reverend Harlan Flowers in the south city church where the reverend was making his name as a young firebrand. The functionary was a small, bald, pink-faced man who had a damp red smile and a dry, mirthless chuckle which Flowers found peculiarly unattractive. The functionary explained in fairly plain terms that he wanted to contribute a substantial sum of money to Flowers’s discretionary funds. In return for this donation, Flowers would be expected to ensure that the members of his congregation were registered as Democratic voters, transported to the polls come election day and encouraged to vote their party’s ticket from the governor’s office right on down the line. The functionary-rapidly swiping at his smile with a handkerchief-pointed out that Flowers would thus be serving his people-black people-twice over: once by receiving funds which could be used for the betterment of the neighborhood (or not, as Flowers saw fit) and again by pushing them to vote for that party which had “historically been in the forefront of your people’s struggle.” Despite this dual inducement, Flowers refused the donation. To be fair to both the reverend and the Democrats, a Republican functionary turned up only three days later offering substantial sums to ensure that Flower’s congregation did not go to the polls at all-and he was refused as well. Finally, a number of Flowers’s fellow churchmen showed up, expressing the opinion that Flowers was being naive about the political process and otherwise getting in the way of a pretty good thing. When Flowers explained that it seemed immoral to him to sell his vote let alone the votes of his parishioners, the other ministers trooped from the room wearing very serious expressions indeed.