Гарри Кемельман - Tuesday The Rabbi Saw Red

"What's that got to do with it? The job is there, they'll have to get someone to replace you, as a matter of fact, I happen to know they're planning to hire two men on your end of the ranking scale, instructors or assistant professors."

"That may be." said Fine, "but I was hired last February on a one-year contract, or two semesters, they let me teach summer session as well, so that's three semesters. I don't see that I've got any kick coming."

"Well, a regular contract is Normally renewed from year to year. Macomber doesn't have anything against you, does he?"

"Oh no." said Fine quickly. "Then that can mean only one thing— that you're being fired for your political activity, and if so, the union is not going to stand for it, we'll demand a hearing."

"Come on, Al, climb down," said Fine. "The union's contract with the school specifically permits the president to drop a man without a hearing as long as he's not on tenure."

"Only if it's not for a political reason!" said Herzog, jabbing a bony finger to drive home the point. "He can fire you because he doesn't like the way you comb your hair, but he can't fire you for writing that article in The Windrift or for your support of the blacks, that's political, and that's specifically ruled out under contract. Same with the AAUP. No, this is a clear case, and we'll get to work on it."

"Please, Al, do me a favor. Mind your own business. I don't want to get into a fight with the administration." He put a hand on his shoulder.

Herzog shrugged him off. "I don't understand you. If there was one guy on this faculty I could count on to fight for his rights, it was you, that's been the trouble with teachers all along; they think they'll get better treatment if they lie down and let administrations walk all over them. But you'll find that practically every time the union puts up a fight on this kind of matter, it wins. I'm going to call a meeting of the executive—"

"No."

"Look. Fine, it's not just you. If the administration can fire a fully qualified guy and hire somebody else to take his place, what in hell happens to the seniority rule? Answer me that?"

"Screw the seniority rule. I'm asking you as a personal favor, al. I just don't want to get into a hassle with anybody now." He lowered his voice. "You see. Edie is pregnant. I don't want her upset."

"Hey, that's wonderful!" exclaimed Herzog. "Congratulations! All right. Rog. I get the picture. I'll talk it over with the guys and tell them what you said, we'll do what's right."

But the next day there was a new table set up on the Marble with a large poster with a picture of an outsize baseball bat: "SIGN FOR FINE! HE WENT TO BAT FOR YOU— NOW GO TO BAT FOR HIM!"

Seated behind the table, urging passersby to sign the petition, was Nicholas Ekkedaminopoulos, called Ekko by all who knew him, even his instructors, he was older than his classmates, having already served in the Army, and he stood out from among the other students because he was clean-shaven— not only his swarthy face but his entire head, as he explained. "My old man is bald, my uncle is bald, and now I'm getting bald. It runs in the family. My old man, he combs the few hairs he's got on the side across the top and plasters them down. My uncle, he's a swinger with a pretty wife, so he spends a fortune on all kinds of treatments and oils and grease— and he's still bald. But me. I figure why fight it? So I shaved it all off."

Roger Fine knew him well; they were the same age and had both served in Vietnam, they had become close friends, they worked together on recruiting black students, and Fine had invited him to Barnard's Crossing during the summer.

Walking across the Marble, he saw the sign and hurried over to the table. "What the hell is going on. Ekko?" he demanded. "Who put you up to this?"

"Now. Rog, it was officially decided by the Student Activists."

"Don't give me any of that official crap. Ekko. You know goddam well that the Student Activists are just the half dozen of you on the executive committee. I want to know who put you up to this. Was it Al Herzog?"

"That windbag? Jesus no." Ekko lowered his voice. "Things are getting tough. Rog. Three years ago when I was a freshman, get up a petition for anything you can think of and before lunch was over you'd have five hundred signatures, they wouldn't even look what they're signing. But here we been sitting since the beginning of school trying to line up some support for our program and we're lucky if we got fifty signatures, they got all sorts of cop-outs, the coed dorm? Chicks say they can't put their name down, because it's like advertising they're an easy lay. Or even voluntary exams. You'd think anyone would go for that, but no, they say if they got to take exams why shouldn't everyone? Then the administration goes and shafts you. So we figured here's a great opportunity. You've got lots of friends in school and we could get lots of signatures. So at the same time they're signing the petition for you we thought— what the hell— we'll get them to sign the S.A. Resolution, too, and it worked!" he said triumphantly. "I been sitting here only a couple of hours and already I got thirty signatures on your petition, and six of them signed the resolution."

Fine shook his head in exasperation. "Did it ever occur to you to ask me before you got up this petition? Did it ever occur to you that it might interfere with my own plans?"

"Jeez. Roger, we thought you'd be pleased. Besides, if we didn't do it, the SDS would, maybe even the Weathervane crazies. You'd rather have us doing it than them, wouldn't you?"

"Well, I don't like it, Ekko. I want it stopped."

"OK, if that's the way you want it. Excuse me a minute—" He grabbed a student who was with a girl. "Hey Bongo, come on sign a petition for Professor Fine!"

Roger Fine hurried away.

"What have you got against John Hendryx. Dad?" asked Betty Macomber. It was Mrs. Childs' night off, and Betty was clearing the dinner dishes while he glanced through the evening paper.

"Hendryx? Oh, the new man in English?"

"New! He's been here two and a half years."

"Really. It just shows how time flies. Why, I have nothing against him."

"Then why hasn't he been appointed chairman of the department? Why is he only acting chairman?"

President Macomber put his paper aside and looked up at his daughter, she was tall and blonde; "my Viking princess" he had been fond of calling her when she was a little girl, although her face showed planes of maturity, it was unlined and still attractive. "It's regulations,” he began. "A chairman of a department is required to have tenure, and that takes a minimum of three years, Hendryx hasn't been with us that long. So naturally he can only be acting chairman."

"But in the past people have been made chairman of their departments without tenure," she persisted. "You told me yourself that Professor Malkowitz was made chairman of the Math Department the day he was hired."

"Malkowitz was a special case, he wouldn't have come to Windemere otherwise, and we were very anxious to get him, the trustees had to grant him tenure by special vote."

She put aside the bread tray and salad bowl she was carrying and sat on the hassock at his feet. "Well, why can't you do the same thing for Professor Hendryx?"

He leaned back in his chair and smiled. "Professor Malkowitz has a national reputation, he's an extremely capable man."

"And you have doubts about Professor Hendryx's ability?"

There was no doubt about the challenge in her voice, he tried to blunt it with a light answer. "Well, one thing I can say about him, he certainly knows how to enlist female support." He smiled. "For months now Millicent Hanbury has been after me about him, and now you. I can understand her attitude, they're old friends. I gather, or at least they both come from the same hometown. But you. I didn't think you even knew him."