Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code

Lieutenant Collet helped himself to a Perrier from Teabing’s refrigerator and strode back out through the drawing room. Rather than accompanying Fache to London where the action was, he was now baby-sitting the PTS team that had spread out through Château Villette.

So far, the evidence they had uncovered was unhelpful: a single bullet buried in the floor; a paper with several symbols scrawled on it along with the words blade and chalice; and a bloody spiked belt that PTS had told Collet was associated with the conservative Catholic group Opus Dei, which had caused a stir recently when a news program exposed their aggressive recruiting practices in Paris.

Collet sighed. Good luck making sense of this unlikely mélange.

Moving down a lavish hallway, Collet entered the vast ballroom study, where the chief PTS examiner was busy dusting for fingerprints. He was a corpulent man in suspenders. «Anything?» Collet asked, entering. The examiner shook his head. «Nothing new. Multiple sets matching those in the rest of the house.» «How about the prints on the cilice belt?» «Interpol is still working. I uploaded everything we found.»

Collet motioned to two sealed evidence bags on the desk. «And this?» The man shrugged. «Force of habit. I bag anything peculiar.» Collet walked over. Peculiar?

«This Brit’s a strange one,» the examiner said. «Have a look at this.» He sifted through the evidence bags and selected one, handing it to Collet.

The photo showed the main entrance of a Gothic cathedral – the traditional, recessed archway, narrowing through multiple, ribbed layers to a small doorway.

Collet studied the photo and turned. «This is peculiar?» «Turn it over.» On the back, Collet found notations scrawled in English, describing a cathedral’s long hollow nave as a secret pagan tribute to a woman’s womb. This was strange. The notation describing the cathedral’s doorway , however, was what startled him. «Hold on! He thinks a cathedral’s entrance represents a woman’s…»

The examiner nodded. «Complete with receding labial ridges and a nice little cinquefoil clitoris above the doorway.» He sighed. «Kind of makes you want to go back to church.»

Collet picked up the second evidence bag. Through the plastic, he could see a large glossy photograph of what appeared to be an old document. The heading at the top read:

Les Dossiers Secrets – Number 4° lm1 249

«What’s this?» Collet asked.

«No idea. He’s got copies of it all over the place, so I bagged it.» Collet studied the document.

PRIEURE DE SIGN – LES NAUTONIERS/GRAND MASTERS

JEAN DE GISORS

1188-1220

MARIE DE SAINT-CLAIR

1220-1266

GUILLAUME DE GlSORS

1266-1307

EDOUARD DE BAR

1307-1336

JEANNE DE BAR

1336-1351

JEAN DE SAINT-CLAIR

1351-1366

BLANCE D'EVREUX

1366-1398

NICOLAS FLAMEL

1398-1418

RENE D'ANJOU

1418-1480

IOLANDE DE BAR

1480-1483

SANDRO BOTTICELLI

1483-1510

LEONARDO DA VINCI

1510-1519

CONNETABLE DE BOURBON

1519-1527

FERDINAND DE GONZAQUE

1527-1575

LOUIS DE NEVERS

1575-1595

ROBERT FLUDD

1595-1637

J. VALENTIN ANDREA

1637-1654

ROBERT BOYLE

1654-1691

ISAAC NEWTON

1691-1727

CHARLES RADCLYFFE

1727-1746

CHARLES DE LORRAINE

1746-1780

MAXIMILIAN DE LORRAINE

1780-1801

CHARLES NODIER

1801-1844

VICTOR HUGO

1844-1885

CLAUDE DEBUSSY

1885-1918

JEAN COCTEAU

1918-1963

Prieuré de Sion? Collet wondered.

«Lieutenant?» Another agent stuck his head in. «The switchboard has an urgent call for Captain Fache, but they can’t reach him. Will you take it?» Collet returned to the kitchen and took the call. It was André Vernet.

The banker’s refined accent did little to mask the tension in his voice. «I thought Captain Fache said he would call me, but I have not yet heard from him.»

«The captain is quite busy,» Collet replied. «May I help you?»

«I was assured I would be kept abreast of your progress tonight.»

For a moment, Collet thought he recognized the timbre of the man’s voice, but he couldn’t quite place it. «Monsieur Vernet, I am currently in charge of the Paris investigation. My name is Lieutenant Collet.»

There was a long pause on the line. «Lieutenant, I have another call coming in. Please excuse me. I will call you later.» He hung up.

For several seconds, Collet held the receiver. Then it dawned on him. I knew I recognized that voice! The revelation made him gasp.

The armored car driver. With the fake Rolex. Collet now understood why the banker had hung up so quickly. Vernet had remembered the name Lieutenant Collet – the officer he blatantly lied to earlier tonight.

Collet pondered the implications of this bizarre development. Vernet is involved. Instinctively, he knew he should call Fache. Emotionally, he knew this lucky break was going to be his moment to shine.

He immediately called Interpol and requested every shred of information they could find on the Depository Bank of Zurich and its president, André Vernet.

«Seat belts, please,» Teabing’s pilot announced as the Hawker 731 descended into a gloomy morning drizzle. «We’ll be landing in five minutes.»

Teabing felt a joyous sense of homecoming when he saw the misty hills of Kent spreading wide beneath the descending plane. England was less than an hour from Paris, and yet a world away. This morning, the damp, spring green of his homeland looked particularly welcoming. My time in France is over. I am returning to England victorious. The keystone has been found. The question remained, of course, as to where the keystone would ultimately lead. Somewhere in the United Kingdom . Where exactly, Teabing had no idea, but he was already tasting the glory.

As Langdon and Sophie looked on, Teabing got up and went to the far side of the cabin, then slid aside a wall panel to reveal a discreetly hidden wall safe. He dialed in the combination, opened the safe, and extracted two passports. «Documentation for Rémy and myself.» He then removed a thick stack of fifty-pound notes. «And documentation for you two.» Sophie looked leery. «A bribe?» «Creative diplomacy. Executive airfields make certain allowances. A British customs official will greet us at my hangar and ask to board the plane. Rather than permitting him to come on, I’ll tell him I’m traveling with a French celebrity who prefers that nobody knows she is in England – press considerations, you know – and I’ll offer the official this generous tip as gratitude for his discretion.»

Langdon looked amazed. «And the official will accept? »

«Not from anyone , they won’t, but these people all know me. I’m not an arms dealer, for heaven’s sake. I was knighted.» Teabing smiled. «Membership has its privileges.»

Rémy approached up the aisle now, the Heckler Koch pistol cradled in his hand. «Sir, my agenda?» Teabing glanced at his servant. «I’m going to have you stay onboard with our guest until we return.

We can’t very well drag him all over London with us.»

Sophie looked wary. «Leigh, I was serious about the French police finding your plane before we return.»

Teabing laughed. «Yes, imagine their surprise if they board and find Rémy.»

Sophie looked surprised by his cavalier attitude. «Leigh, you transported a bound hostage across international borders. This is serious.»