The courthouse square was as quaint as it had been in Jamie's younger days. People still fed pigeons or read the daily newspaper or gathered in small groups to catch up on the latest gossip. The Garden Club had replaced the old shrubbery with new — in late spring, the azaleas blazed with color in every imaginable hue. Fall brought with it colorful mums, and pansies were planted in winter. Even the bandstand had been given a fresh coat of white paint.
"Oh, look!" Vera said. "There's Robyn Decker and Betty Hamilton from my Sunday school class. Wait'll they get a look at me in this hot car." Vera braked and tapped the horn several times, and the women looked up. They gaped in surprise and hurried over. Both wore lightweight jogging outfits and sneakers.
"Vera, is that you?" Betty said. She was tall and slender and wore a mop of short gray curls that had obviously been sprayed into place because not one strand strayed.
"What in heaven's name are you doing in that car?" Robyn asked. Her hair was the same light gray, on the frizzy side, tucked back with hair combs. She was on the heavy side. A sheen of perspiration coated her forehead.
"I'm taking a test-drive," Vera said, winking at Jamie. "Ya'll want to cruise with us?"
The two women looked at one another. "Sure," Betty said. "It's too hot to try to get our exercise."
Jamie had to agree. Not only was it hot, the humidity hung over the town like a woolen blanket. She got out of the car, and pulled back the seat so the two women could climb in. "Fasten your seat belts," she said, once they'd settled themselves and Jamie reclaimed the front seat.
"You sure you know how to drive this thing?" Robyn asked.
"Vera drives it like a pro," Jamie told her.
They shot off, and the women in the back seat giggled like teenagers. "Hey, maybe we can pick up some guys," Betty said.
Robyn Decker gasped. "Why, Betty Hamilton, I don't believe what just came out of your mouth. You know we can't fit any men into this back seat, what with the size of my rear end." More giggles.
"Holy marolly," Vera called out. "There's Maxine Chambers's new store." She whipped the Mustang into a parking slot directly in front.
All four women leaned forward as if trying to get a closer look from where they were sitting. Finally, Jamie opened her door.
"Where are you going?" Vera asked.
"I want to check it out."
Double gasps from the back seat. "What if somebody sees you?" Betty said.
Jamie shrugged. "Aw, come on, ladies. The ground is not going to open up and swallow us just for looking."
"I don't care if the ground does swallow me up," Vera said. "I figure it's worth it." She pulled the seat forward, and the two in back reluctantly climbed out.
All four women hurried to the front of the store and gazed at the window display.
"Oh, my," Betty said. "I can't believe a proper Southern woman like Maxine would fill her window with unmentionables. What are our young people going to think? It might be dangerous. It might raise the testerone level in some of the boys, and that could spell trouble."
"Testosterone," Jamie corrected. "And I seriously doubt it's something they've never seen before. You know how inquisitive boys can be."
Vera eyed the merchandise. "I don't think I would even know how to wear some of this stuff."
Jamie perused the items in the window, making a mental list of what she planned to buy. "Maybe Maxine provides a list of instructions." But she was as surprised as the others that Maxine Chambers would actually open a sexy lingerie shop. Maxine had always been on the prudish side.
"What are those lacy things hanging over there?" Vera asked. "Between the garter belts and the see-through bras."
Jamie followed her gaze. "Those are thong bikini underwear."
Vera arched both brows. "They don't look as though they would do much good in covering your behind. Why, if a cold wind blew up your skirt—"
"Oh, Lord, ya'll are not going to believe who is heading our way," Robyn said.
Betty turned. "Oh, heavenly days, it's Agnes Aimsley and her grandson. The jig is up."
Jamie turned as Agnes, frail and white-haired, inched her way toward them. Her sneakers looked out of place with her prim dress. The man beside her, a twenty-something preppie type, had her arm tucked through his protectively. His brown hair was cropped short, and he wore oversized tortoiseshell glasses that had gone out of style long ago.
Vera looked grim. "Agnes teaches our Sunday school class," she told Jamie. "You may have heard she had a heart attack last year. She's such a devout Christian that she'll have another one if she sees what's in Maxine's window."
"We're talking de-vout," Betty emphasized. "If she dies, Jesus is going to have to move over and let her sit next to God. I'll bet that's her grandson. I hear he's one of those religious fanatics. I hear he can be a real cuckoo clock at times."
"Hello, ladies," Agnes called out pleasantly. "I see you're taking advantage of the nice weather the good Lord has provided."
"Um, hello, Agnes," Vera said.
Jamie tried to suppress a smile as Vera, Betty, and Robyn backed against the store window, no doubt attempting to block it from Agnes's view.
"Have ya'll met my grandson, Brent Walker? He's visiting for the summer while on break from Emory University where he is studying to be one of God's messengers."
They all shook hands. "Very nice to meet you, ladies," Brent said politely. He glanced up at the sign hanging over the window. Agnes looked up as well.
" 'Sinful Delights,' " she read aloud, and suddenly smiled. "I didn't know we had a new chocolate shop in town. I hope they sell Godiva, that's my favorite. Scoot over, I want to see."
She and Vera did a little jig as Vera tried to stop her from looking past her.
"Believe me, Agnes, you're better off not knowing," Betty said.
Jamie cleared her throat and tried to remain straight-faced. The grandson looked confused.
"Perhaps we should move on," Brent said, as if taking his cue from the looks on the women's faces.
Agnes wasn't deterred. "Would you ladies please step aside so I can see what's in the window?"
It was like the parting of the Red Sea, Jamie decided, watching Vera, Betty, and Robyn clear the way so Agnes could step closer. "Oh, my," she said. Her eyes glazed over in shock.
Brent's face turned a deep red. "What is the meaning of this?" he demanded. "Who would open such a place?"
Vera started to answer, but he cut her off and pulled a small tablet from his back pocket.
"I demand to know the name of the owner."
"Maxine Chambers," Betty supplied. "Actually, we're shocked, as well."
He scribbled the name on his pad. "This place looks like something straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah. I'm going to have a talk with this Chambers woman. I feel it's my Christian duty."
"Would somebody please explain what those are," Agnes said, pointing to a pair of underwear.
"They're edible undies," Jamie said, only to have Brent glare at her. Jamie shrugged. "Well, she asked."
"Edible undies?" Agnes said. "I don't understand." Suddenly, as if a lightbulb had gone off in her head, she gasped and covered her breast with both hands as if to keep her heart from leaping out. "Oh, my."
"Let's go, Gram," Brent said, taking her by the arm. And not a moment too soon. Agnes swayed and fell into a dead faint.
Brent caught her in his arms. "Somebody call 911!"
* * * * *
"Well, thank God it wasn't a heart attack," Vera said when she dropped Jamie off at her house two hours later, after sitting in the ER waiting on word of Agnes's condition.
"It was probably a good idea that her doctor decided to keep her overnight for observation anyway," Jamie said. "I'll tell you, that grandson of hers is a nut."
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