Рита Браун - Whisker Of Evil

“Idle hands do the devil’s work.” This phrase looped through her head regularly, for she had heard it since childhood from her grandparents and her parents.

“Hmm.” Mrs. Murphy read the list with Harry as she was sitting in Harry’s lap. “You’d better stake out the outside wall of your shed before you start digging new post holes.”

Tucker guarded the dead mouse. “We should put this under Pewter’s chair, then listen to her fib about how she killed it. She can tell stories.”

“She’s an honest cat until it comes to hunting. Even a fisherman can’t keep up with her lies.” Mrs. Murphy laughed, the distinctive odor of dark tea curling into her nostrils.

Harry’s list ran in two parallel columns. The left-hand column was the chores she needed to accomplish. The right-hand column was the calls she needed to make.

“All right, let’s go stake this thing.”

“She listened.” Tucker’s ears pricked up.

“Luck, plus it’s the obvious thing to do.”

Harry scooped up the mouse, buried it under the big lilac bush. Since it was a little mouse this took two minutes. Then she grabbed a ball of chalk-impregnated orange twine out of the truck. She’d bought the twine at the building-supply store. She had enough odd wood bits to make stakes.

She walked over to the site. “All right, you two, the trick is to double the size of the old shed and enclose ten feet by twenty feet for tools. I want a workbench, a band saw, and Peg-Board, too. Everything up on the wall, and I’ll put in a sturdy door that I can lock. Might as well do it right. And I’ve still got three huge bays, so I can put the dually and horse trailer in the shed with my tractor. Guess I can put the old Ford truck in, too, but it’s so handy to have that truck by the back door. Oh, this is exciting. And a standing seam tin roof, yes.”

She’d totaled up her sums and knew she could afford it, because Tazio, as clever as she was brilliant—the two qualities being unrelated—had been squirreling away odds and ends from her other jobs.

Harry would need to pay for the roof, gutters, and downspouts, but other than that, she and Tazio had scavenged the other materials, including two windows for the toolroom/workroom.

At eight in the morning, Tazio, Cooper, Blair, and Paul showed up to help. Susan came around ten with a cooler full of fried chicken, macaroni salad, sandwiches, cookies, and a second cooler with drinks. Fair was on call that weekend, so he couldn’t be there.

Butterflies floated overhead. Robins sang as goldfinches and cardinals darted from tree limb to tree limb. The noisy bluejay contented himself by squawking at Pewter, who, now wide awake, was watching the workers from the open door of the hayloft.

“I will kill that bird if it’s the last thing I do,” Pewter swore.

Simon, playing with a broken Pelham chain that once hung on Gin Fizz’s bit, one of his many treasures, said, “Ignore him. He’s a blowhard.”

Mrs. Murphy, hidden under enormous peonies, all of them blooming late because of the unusually cool, long spring, stifled a laugh. The bluejay, intent on tormenting Pewter, swooped in front of the gray cat, then dove like a fighter jet to the lilac bush that was at the corner of the yard by the back door. The peonies, which should have been in a better line, meandered out across the lawn. Mrs. Murphy’s big showy white ones were near the lilac bush.

“Stupid fat cat!” the handsome bluejay rasped, then hopped from the lilac bush to the newly mown lawn. He strutted and screamed more obscenities. He walked straight toward the white peonies, his tail feathers spread and his head high.

Like lightning, Mrs. Murphy sprang from her hiding place, one swift paw slamming onto his tail, but he was quick. He twisted and narrowly escaped, leaving Mrs. Murphy with two long blue-striped tail feathers.

“You almost got him!” Pewter, in her excitement, leaned too far out the hayloft opening and began to fall. Her sharp claws dug into the wood and she hung on, finally hauling herself up.

“Pewts, I would have broken your fall,” Tucker, now looking straight up, promised.

“Thank God for claws.” The gray cat breathed a long sigh.

“I’d have made a hole in the dirt,” Simon said. “My claws aren’t that good.”

“Bet he doesn’t come back for a while.” Mrs. Murphy, fur fluffed, laughed.

“I hate that bird.” Pewter stomped to the hayloft ladder, turned around, and backed down, rung by rung. She joined Tucker and Mrs. Murphy outside. “How’s it going?”

“Framing goes fast. Even got the roof joists up. Now, Mom had to buy those, you know. It’s easier to buy them than make them. By tomorrow night, weather permitting, they’ll have the siding up, T-111. Mom will put batten boards on the T-111 to make it look better. Then all that’s left to do will be the sheathing on the roof. Roofer can’t get here until the middle of the week. They’re all pounding and talking.” Tucker liked being around humans when they were happy. “Every time Tazio drops something, Brinkley brings it to her. He’s smart, that Lab, besides being big and strong.”

The three friends sauntered over. Brinkley, head in a big water bucket there just for him, enjoyed the cool water. He lifted his head up, licking his lips. “Isn’t this something?”

“Yes. Mom’s going to paint it that dark green, Charleston green. She says the dark green holds up better than black paint. She doesn’t like black sheds.” Tucker had covered herself in paint last time Harry painted the eaves of the barn.

“When will they break for lunch?” Pewter focused on the important stuff.

“Soon.” Brinkley wagged his tail.

Blair called out from his perch to the others, “Hey, let’s eat. We’ve been hard at it.”

“Guess he heard you,” Brinkley told Pewter.

“I’m sure.” Pewter dashed to the cooler, which Susan was opening.

“Do you all want to eat in the kitchen?” Harry asked.

“It’s so beautiful today. Let’s eat right here. Our own picnic.” Susan spread a tablecloth on the ground and, with help from Tazio, placed the food on it.

Outdoor work made them all very happy, Pewter especially. Soon the humans were eating and sharing tidbits with the cats and dogs.

“Coop, what’s your schedule this week?” Susan asked.

“Mornings. I actually have the evenings to myself. I wish the county would hire more law-enforcement officers, though. We’re all working overtime. The money’s good, but I have no life. I can’t believe I actually have off every evening this week. I can buy groceries. I can get my hair cut. I can mow the lawn.” She grinned.

“I’ll mow your lawn,” Blair offered.

Cooper, who found Blair very attractive, smiled. “That’s the best offer I’ve had in years.”

“Not only will I mow it, I’ll edge your walkways and whatever. Bought a new edger yesterday.” He smiled.

No one said what they were thinking, which was, “How would Little Mim take this?”

Paul, next to Tazio, reached for mustard. “Harry, the mares look good.”

“They’ve settled in. Hey, did anyone look at the Weather Channel?”

“Storms tonight,” Susan succinctly answered.

“That one in the beginning of the week kind of brushed us. Thought it would be much worse. The weathermen overdo.” Tazio ate a crunchy sweet gherkin.