Janet Evanovich - Explosive Eighteen

“Sure he is. You keep on believing that.”

“Marianne Mikulski is married.”

“Marianne Mikulski is separated from her loser husband, and she’s on the hunt. Rumor has it she’s bagged your ex-boyfriend.”

“Getting back to your departure from my apartment.”

“I need the chest. I don’t want to believe the Panthers have it. The only other possible place it could be is in Frank’s house.”

“Why would it be in his house?”

“Maybe he brought it home for safekeeping after I got arrested. Or his wife could have taken it after he disappeared.”

“Why would his wife take it?”

“I don’t know. He could have told her about the Panthers. Or it could hold sentimental value for her.”

“I can’t break into the house. The store was empty, and you knew the code. The house is too risky.”

“Go in when no one’s home.”

“When is that?”

“Tomorrow. When they bury Frank.”

“I’ll do it if you move out today,” I said.

“I’ll move out when you find the chest.”

I was back to the same three options. It was Sunday and highly unlikely I could get bars instantly installed on my windows. Though killing Joyce was by far the most appealing option, I knew I wasn’t capable of carrying it out. So I was stuck with getting the chest.

I finished my Pop-Tart and coffee, took a shower, got dressed, and left the apartment to Joyce. I drove out of the building’s parking lot and passed the Town Car parked on a side street. Lancer fell in line behind me and followed me to Morelli’s house.

I parked and had a moment of craziness, wondering if I should call before going to the door. What if Marianne Mikulski’s in there? What if I interrupt something I don’t want to know about?

I was sitting there debating what to do next when Morelli called on my cell phone.

“Are you just going to hang there or are you coming in?” he asked.

“Are you alone?”

“Does Bob count?”

I disconnected and went to the door. Bob came thundering across the living room and threw himself at me, almost knocking me over. I scratched his neck and made dog sounds at him.

“Here’s my boy,” I said. “Here’s my big boy. Is he good? Has he been a good boy?” Bob was a big, shaggy red dog that on a decent hair day might resemble a golden retriever.

“You have an escort,” Morelli said, looking out at the Lincoln.

“Lancer and Slasher. The fake FBI guys. They’re low on the threat level.”

“Who’s high?”

“Razzle Dazzle. The guy in the parking garage. And Marianne Mikulski.”

“Why is Marianne a threat?”

“Rumor has it you’ve been seen with her.”

“So?”

Morelli was barefoot, wearing faded jeans and a navy T-shirt. His hair was still damp from a shower, and he smelled like fresh-baked cinnamon rolls. I was torn between wanting to rip his clothes off and wanting to lick his neck. Fortunately, I didn’t have to make a choice since I was off men.

“Just checking,” I said.

Morelli headed for the kitchen. “Marianne is a neighbor. She lives two doors down, and she brings her dog over to play with Bob. Who’s spreading rumors?”

“Joyce Barnhardt.”

Morelli poured out two mugs of coffee and handed one to me. “My mother dropped cinnamon rolls off this morning when she was on her way to church with my grandmother. They both asked about you. Conjecture out there is that I punched you in the nose.”

I took a roll and leaned against the counter. “I got that one, too. People seem genuinely disappointed when I deny it.”

“It’s nice to have you back in my kitchen, and I hate to ruin the moment, but I wouldn’t mind knowing when you had a chance to gossip with Joyce.”

“She’s squatting in my apartment. I can’t get rid of her.”

Morelli choked on his coffee. He wiped coffee off his chin with the back of his hand.

“You want to run that by me again?”

“Have you heard of the Pink Panthers?”

“Are you talking about the movies or the network of jewel thieves?”

“Jewel thieves. Joyce thinks they’re after her.”

“Keep going,” Morelli said.

“According to Joyce, Frank Korda was a Pink Panther. She was playing footsie with Korda, and she was helping him plan a big New York job with the Panthers. And then something went wrong, and the Panthers tried to kill them, but Joyce managed to escape.”

“And she’s living with you, why?”

“She doesn’t seem to have any money, and she’s afraid to go back to her condo.”

“Because the Panthers still want to kill her?”

“That’s the fear. And there’s a little chest she needs to find.”

“And she wants you to find it for her?”

“Yeah.”

“Let’s start at the beginning,” Morelli said. “Korda wasn’t a Pink Panther. In fact, there’s no actual organization called the Pink Panthers. Interpol assigned that name to cover a group of diamond thieves loosely associated with one another. For the most part, they’re hardened criminals from what was once part of Yugoslavia and is now Montenegro.”

I finished my cinnamon roll and sipped my coffee. I wasn’t completely shocked to hear this. It had all seemed pretty far-fetched.

“Moving on,” Morelli said. “We collected enough forensic evidence from Frank Korda and the crushed Mercedes to build a case. I can’t tell you more than that because we’re still waiting on some of the tests, but I can guarantee you the killer wasn’t from Montenegro.”

“Joyce?”

“Unlikely, but she’s not ruled out.”

“I know she’s a primo liar, but she seemed to believe the Pink Panther thing.”

“Maybe Korda was conning her,” Morelli said.

“For what reason?”

Morelli shrugged. “Not for sex. You could buy Joyce with beads from the Dollar Store.”

I didn’t want to get into the treasure chest thing. In light of the information Morelli just gave me, the treasure chest story made no sense. Still, on the very slim chance I would go after the chest and break into the Korda home, I didn’t want to involve Morelli in the crime. Mostly because I was afraid he’d choose the law over me and turn me in.

Morelli ran a finger along the neckline of my T-shirt. “Speaking of sex, I have some beads upstairs, if you’re interested.”

“Are you equating me with Joyce?”

“No. I wouldn’t offer my beads to Joyce.”

“It’s an attractive offer, but I’m off men.”

“All men?” Morelli asked.

“Yes.”

“As long as it’s all men, I guess I can deal. Let me know when the policy changes.”

I hiked my bag onto my shoulder. “Places to go. Things to do.”

Morelli grabbed me and dragged me up against him. He kissed me with enough tongue to make me reconsider the beads, and I felt the heat curl through my stomach.

“Mmmmm,” I said.

“Too bad you can’t stay. I could sweeten the bead deal by throwing in another cinnamon roll.”

“It was a really great cinnamon roll.”

An hour later, I was back at Morelli’s front door. “I can’t believe I did that,” I said to Morelli.

“Does this count as our make-up sex? Or do we still have make-up sex coming to us?”

“I was supposed to be off men. And I didn’t get any beads.”

“Yeah, I lied about the beads, but you can have another cinnamon roll if you want.”

“I’ll take a rain check,” I told him.

“Do you need help getting Joyce out of your apartment? I could physically remove her.”

“I’ve done that. She comes back in through the fire escape.”

“I can put better locks on your windows. I can install an alarm. I can arrange to have security screening or bars.”