Warren Adler - The War of the Roses

Ann caught the tone of rising anxiety. Deliberately, she did not react, offering placating humor instead.

‘I should be home,’ Eve said. ‘It was wrong for them to send me here.’

‘It’s their problem, Eve. They have to work it out.’

‘I know.’ But nothing could move her. *I should be home with them. They need me.’

‘They’ll be fine.’

The words were uttered without conviction.

When she didn’t hear from Oliver for a couple of weeks, Ann called Oliver’s office, only to be told that he had left for vacation. She wondered vaguely why the children hadn’t mentioned that in their letters, which were becoming increasingly anxious.

After much debate with herself she called the house. A recording informed her that the phone had been disconnected. Armed with innocuous questions, she called Goldstein and Thurmont. They, too, were on vacation.

Nevertheless, her curiosity was aroused. Why hadn’t they told the children? The mystery irritated her, giving rise to all sorts of black prognostications. Unable to remain passive, she walked up Connecticut Avenue one afternoon to Kalorama Circle. From the outside, the house seemed its old gleaming, imperious self. She went around the back to the garden and looked through the glass panel of the garage door. The Ferrari was a battered hulk, a fact that both startled and confused her, but Barbara’s station wagon and Eve’s Honda were in their accustomed places. They offered no clues. Perhaps the couple had somehow reconciled and were now vacationing. And how had Oliver’s prized Ferrari been wrecked? She allowed her mind to dismiss everything but the central question: Where were they? And why hadn’t they contacted the children?

Walking around to the front again, she met the Washington Star paper boy, whom she knew casually.

‘They canceled,’ he said with a shrug.

‘You mean stopped delivery for some stated period?’ she inquired.

‘No. Canceled,’ the boy answered, throwing a paper on a neighbor’s stoop.

Despite his assertion, she went up the steps and clapped the knocker, which automatically set off a carol of pleasant chimes. Waiting for a response, she stepped back and looked at the upper windows. The draperies were drawn. They were drawn at the lower windows as well. She clapped the knocker again, waited awhile, then went away. Later, she debated calling the police, then rejected the idea. It was too soon to declare them missing.

In the morning she called Miss Harlow. ‘I’m sorry. He’s on vacation,’ the woman reiterated. ‘The kids are worried,’ Ann responded. ‘So am I.’

‘They called here as well,’ Miss Harlow confessed. ‘And I’m worried, too.’

‘And Barbara?’

‘I called the French Market. They think she’s on vacation as well.’ There was a long pause. ‘Do you suppose they’ve reconciled and just gone off together?’

‘Maybe,’ Ann responded without conviction, acutely troubled now. She wondered if she should mention the Ferrari. It’s not my business, she decided, and said goodbye.

Early the next morning, after a sleepless night, she went back to the house. She noted the The Washington Post was not being delivered either, certain evidence that no one was at home. Few Washingtonians ever started the day without the Post.

As she prepared to leave, something rooted her to the spot. She inspected the facade and noted, for the first time, that the panes in the master-bedroom windows were not reflecting the morning sunlight. After a closer inspection she realized they were gone.

Perhaps the panes had been broken by accident, she reasoned. It was not uncommon for empty homes to be vandalized in this manner. But all sixteen panes of each of the two windows?

She could not concentrate on anything that day and went back to the house in the late afternoon. For a long time she stood in the shade of a tree across the street, watching the house until dark. The street lights went on. But no lights appeared inside the house. Still not convinced, she knocked again, waited, then went back to the YWCA.

A few days later, she called Eve.

‘I haven’t heard from them for two weeks,’ Eve said. There was more than a passing note of anxiety in her tone. ‘No letters. Or phone calls. We can’t understand it.’

‘Things are fine,’ Ann lied. ‘I saw them only yesterday. They both looked great.’

"Then why don’t they write? Or call?’

‘You dad’s been traveling. And your mom is extremely busy with her catering business.’

‘It’s not at all like them. Don’t they care?’ Eve began to cry. ‘Parents’ Day is next week. I’m frightened, Ann.’

‘They’re under a great deal of strain,’ Ann said, hating having lied. ‘Be patient,’ she cautioned Eve, who hung up still crying.

It was not like them to neglect their children. But anything was possible in their present state.

Still, she wasn’t satisfied and returned once again to the house. She felt exceedingly foolish as she banged on the clapper. As before, no one answered. She put her ear to the thick wooden double door but could hear only the ticking of the big clock. It was impossible to contain her anxiety now. She dreaded having to tell Eve the truth. Either her parents were being deliberately neglectful or they were missing. Missing. Ann shuddered at the thought.

The question didn’t occur to her until late that night.

She awoke with a stifled scream on her lips. Who was winding the clock? For a long time she lay shivering in bed, groping for logic. Perhaps a maid was coming in. Or they had a house-sitter or someone who made periodic visits. But why wind the clock? She was determined to get to the bottom of this mystery.

Early the next morning, she went back to the house. Spreading some papers under a tree across the street, she sat down and did not budge from the spot all day long. Nothing changed. Cars passed. Their occupants looked at her with curiosity. But she remained, undaunted, determined. But this role of sentry made her uncomfortable. She had no idea what she was waiting for. Godot, she told herself, ridiculing her foolishness. She was, she supposed, acting out her own theater of the absurd. Inexplicably, the role, despite her passivity, was exhausting and she closed her eyes as she slipped into drowsiness. But when she opened her eyes again, she knew instandy that something had changed. Suddenly shocked into alertness, she surveyed the facade. The upstairs shutters of the master bedroom were closed. Her heart lurched. She stood up and stared at the closed black shutters. Then she ran across the street and banged the knocker again. The chimes began to reverberate through the house. Soon they faded.

‘Oliver, Barbara,’ she cried. ‘Please. It’s Ann.’

Listening with her ear against the door, she heard only the relentless clicking of the big clock. A neighbor came out and stared at her.

‘I think they’ve gone on vacation,’ she told Ann politely but with an air of rebuke. ‘Not that it’s my business.’ She went back into her own house.

Paranoia about privacy was endemic to the neighborhood. Everyone lived his own life. But she knew she was not mistaken. Someone had closed the shutters. Someone, she was certain now, was in the house. She had to get in somehow. But she didn’t want to be seen and, perhaps, be taken for a burglar. She patiently waited until it was nearly dark.

Iron bars made it impossible to break in through the ground-floor windows. She went around to the rear of the house and tried the door that led to the basement and Oliver’s workshop. It was shut tight, locked from the inside.

Remembering that Oliver kept a ladder under the eaves of the garage, she opened the garage door and moved the ladder to the rear of the house. Leaning it against an outer wall, she climbed up and peered into the sun-room. A three-quarter moon gave her some light and her eyes quickly grew accustomed to the semi-darkness. The familiar room seemed perfectly normal. Empty flowerpots lined the inner wall just below her. With her shoe she broke the window and carefully picked away the shards of glass. As she crossed, a piece of glass scraped her knee. In her effort to avoid it further, she inadvertently kicked the ladder, which fell to the ground.