Saul Goodman - Don't Go to Jail! - Saul Goodman's Guide to Keeping the Cuffs Off

New beginnings are marvelous creatures. Even better than a visit from the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny or whatever mythical creature validated your childhood. No one should take advantage of anyone else to get a fresh start, though. And once you put the right foot forward, you’ve got the chance to look back on what you did before and see where you could’ve sat out an inning and maybe not broken your pelvis stealing third base.

Wherever you are, whatever the situation—when you have to make the acquaintance of one of the brave and hardworking members of your local law enforcement community, the thing you need to remember before the cogs of justice start grinding away is this: seal your lips and lawyer up.

In the meantime, carpe diem with the cuffs off while I go tango with Lady Justice.

SAUL GOODMAN, ESQ., is Albuquerque’s most savvy criminal lawyer. A sharp-witted graduate of the University of American Samoa Law School, he prides himself on defending the rights of the little guy and helping his clients realize their full potential.

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The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:

Names: Goodman, Saul, (Fictitious character), author.

Title: Don’t go to jail!: Saul Goodman’s guide to keeping the cuffs off / Saul Goodman.

Description: First edition. | New York: Thomas Dunne Books, 2016.

Identifiers: LCCN 2015043622| ISBN 9781250078872 (hardcover) | ISBN 9781466891401 (e-book)

Subjects: LCSH: Better call Saul (Television program)—Miscellaneous. | Lawyers—Humor. | BISAC: HUMOR / Form / Parodies. | PERFORMING ARTS / Television / General.

Classification: LCC PN1992.77.B455 G68 2016 | DDC 791.45/72—dc23

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e-ISBN 9781466891401

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First Edition: April 2016