Vladimir Sorokin - The Blizzard

“Want a cigarette?” he asked Crouper.

“Ever so grateful yur ’onor, but we don’t smoke.” The driver tugged on the reins and the horses pulled weakly.

“Why is that?”

“Never happened to.” Crouper smiled a tired, birdlike smile. “I’ll drink vodka, but don’t take tobacco.”

“Good for you!” The doctor smiled, just as tired, and blew smoke out of his full lips.

The horses worked quietly, and the sled drove over a snow-laden road, laying down its own path. The forest ended at the ravine; ahead, through the whirling snow a sloping field with the occasional island of bushes and willow reeds could be discerned.

“They’re exhausted, they are, my little horses.” Crouper slapped his mitten on the tarp. “Don’t worry, it’ll go easier now.”

The road began a gentle turn to the left, and fortunately a milepost appeared here and there.

“We pass the pond, and then the road’s straight through New Forest, cain’t hardly get lost,” Crouper explained.

“Let’s do it, my man,” the doctor encouraged him.

“They’ll rest a bit, and we’ll ride on.”

Hauling the sled at an unhurried pace, the horses gradually recovered from the torturous hill. They rode along like this for about two versts. By then it was almost completely dark. The snow fell thick, and the wind was still.

“Over there’s the mill pond.” Crouper pointed ahead with his whip, and the doctor thought he saw a large, snow-covered haystack in front of them.

They drew closer, and the haystack turned out to be a bridge over a stream. As they crossed it, something scraped at the bottom of the sled. Crouper grabbed the steering rod to straighten the angle, but the sled abruptly swerved to the right; it careened off the bridge, stopping in a snowdrift.

“Ay, damnation,” Crouper exclaimed.

“Don’t tell me it’s the runner again,” muttered the doctor.

Crouper jumped down, and his voice sounded:

“All right now, c’mon! C’mon! C’mo-on!”

The horses began backstepping obediently. Crouper threw his weight against the front of the sled and heaved. The sled barely made it out of the snowdrift; Crouper disappeared into the wintry shroud, but returned quickly:

“It’s the runner, yur ’onor. Your bandages come off.”

Irritated and exhausted, the doctor unfastened the rug, descended, and walked around the sled. He leaned over, barely able to distinguish the cracked tip of the runner.

“Damn it!” he cursed.

“Uh-huh.” Crouper snuffled.

“We’ll have to bandage it again.”

“What fer? We’ll go a coupla versts and it’ll come off again.”

“We must go on! We absolutely must!” The doctor shook his hat.

“Stubborn, he is…” Crouper looked at him, scratched his head under his hat, and gazed into the distance:

“Here’s what I’ll tell ye, yur ’onor. The miller lives near here. We’ll hafta go there. It’ll be easier to fix the runner.”

“A miller? Where?” asked the doctor, turning all about, seeing nothing.

“Over yonder, where the window’s lit up,” said Crouper, flapping his mitten.

The doctor peered into the snowy darkness and was indeed able to make out a faint light.

“I wouldn’t go to his place for ten rubles of money. But ain’t no choice. Don’t want to catch our death out here.”

“What’s wrong with him?” the doctor asked distractedly.

“Cusses. But his wife’s a good woman.”

“Well, then, let’s go right this instant.”

“Only let’s walk, ’cause the horses’re too tuckered to pull.”

“Let’s go!” The doctor headed directly for the light and sank into snow up to his knees.

“Thataway’s the road!” Crouper pointed.

Swearing and stumbling in his full-length coat, the doctor reached the utterly invisible road. Crouper strained to direct the sled, but he urged the horses on, walking next to them and holding the steering rod.

The road snaked along the banks of a frozen river, and the sled crept forward at an agonizing pace. Crouper grew tired and out of breath steering it. The doctor walked behind, giving the back of the seat an occasional push. Snow fell, thicker and thicker. At times the snowfall was so dense the doctor thought they were making circles around the bank of a lake. Now and then, the light ahead vanished completely, and then a twinkle would appear.

“We just had to run over that pyramid,” thought the doctor, grasping the back of the sled. “We would have been in Dolgoye a long time ago. This Kozma is right—there are so many pointless things in the world … Someone manufactures them, transports them to cities and villages, convinces people to buy them, and makes money on bad taste. And people do buy them, they’re thrilled, they don’t even notice the uselessness, the stupidity of the thing … It was just that sort of idiotic object that caused us so much harm today…”

Constantly correcting the sled, which kept bearing right, off the road, Crouper thought about the hateful miller, about how he’d already vowed to himself two times that he’d never go near there again. Now here he was once more, and he’d have to have dealings with him.

“Musta made a weak vow,” he thought. “I vowed on Commemoration I’d never set foot … and now here I am a runnin’ to him for help. If’n the vow was strong enough, nothin’ woulda happened, the angels woulda carried me over that mill on wings. And now—rush, knock, beg … Maybe I shouldn’t make no vows? Like Grandpa said: Don’t do no harm, and don’t make promises…”

Finally, ahead of them two willows arose, half buried in snowdrifts, and beyond them was the miller’s house with its two lit windows, perched right on the riverbank, almost hanging over the water. Through the snowstorm the frozen waterwheel looked to the doctor like a round staircase leading into the river from the house. The image was so convincing that he didn’t question it but assumed that the staircase was a necessary part of the household, used for something important having to do, most likely, with fishing.

The sled inched up to the miller’s house.

A dog began to bark behind the gates. Crouper got down, walked over to the house, and knocked on the lit window of a gatehouse. After a while, the gatehouse door opened a bit and someone, invisible in the dark, spoke out:

“What is it?”

“Hey there,” said Crouper, approaching him.

“Oh, you.” The person who’d opened the little gate recognized Crouper.

Crouper recognized him as well, although this was only the worker’s first year with the miller.

“I, um, I’m taking the doctor here to Dolgoye, and our runner broke, and it’s not too convenient to fix it out in the wind.”

“Ah … Just a minute…”

The little gate closed.

Several long minutes passed, then behind the gate there was some movement, the bolts clanked, and the gates started to open with a squeak.

“Enter the yard!” the very same worker shouted in a commanding voice.

Crouper smacked his lips loudly, directing the sled through the gateposts. It slid into the courtyard and the doctor walked in after it. The worker immediately shut and locked the gates. Though it was dark and snowy, the doctor could nonetheless discern a fairly spacious courtyard with a number of buildings.

“Mr. Doctor, welcome,” came a woman’s voice from the porch.

The doctor headed toward the voice.

“Watch your step, don’t trip,” the voice warned.

Platon Ilich could barely make out the door, and he tripped on the step; his hand grabbed the woman.

“Don’t trip,” she repeated, supporting him.

The woman exuded a sour country warmth. She held a candle, which immediately went out. The woman was the worker’s wife. She led the doctor through the mudroom entrance and opened the door.