John Locke - Lethal People

This wasn’t going the way I’d envisioned. She was trying for smug and achieving it. She was also smarter than me, and I hate when that happens. There was but one thing to do: seize the initiative. I played the trump card God provided: I stared directly into her cleavage.

“During the time you dated Ken Chapman,” I said to her boobs, “did he ever beat you?”

“No.”

“You’re sure?”

“Of course I’m sure!”

“But you’re aware of his history, yes?”

She sighed. “I’m up here, perv.”

I reluctantly lifted my focus to her face, and Ally said, “Ken told me about Kathleen’s claims of abuse shortly after we started dating.”

“And?”

“And he explained what happened.”

I waited.

“I suppose you want to hear his version,” she said.

“It’s why I traveled all the way to Charleston,” I said.

“Not the spider roll?”

I smiled and shook my head.

“Not the capitol rotunda?”

“As hard as it must be to fathom, no.”

Our waitress approached carrying a heavy tray, which she perched on a portable stand. She poured scented green tea into our cups and steaming miso soup into our soup bowls. Ally picked up a white ceramic spoon and stirred her soup. I took a sip of my tea and was instantly overcome by the horrific taste. I looked around for something in which to spit the rancid liquid but finally gave up and swallowed it. I made a face to demonstrate how I felt about the tea. Ally rolled her eyes again, reaffirming something I already knew about my charm: though highly infectious to females, it sometimes requires an incubation period.

My cell phone rang. I glanced at the number and put it back in my pocket where it continued to ring.

“You’re an annoying person,” Ally said. “Anyone ever tell you that?”

I reminded her that she was supposed to be telling me her version of the Ken Chapman saga. She rolled her eyes. She sighed. She frowned. But she finally spoke.

“Ken had been married about a year,” Ally said, “when he learned Kathleen was mentally unstable. They had an argument, a shouting match, and he spent the night in a hotel. The next day, when he came home to apologize, he found her bloody and bruised.”

“He claimed not to remember beating her up?”

“She beat herself up.”

“Excuse me?”

“It was her way of punishing herself for making him angry.”

I took some photos out of my suit pocket and spread them on the table. “This look like something a woman might do to herself?” I asked.

Ally’s eyes avoided the photos. “I’m not an expert,” she admitted. “But it seems plausible, and it wasn’t an isolated case. Time and again during the marriage, Ken came home from work to find his wife had beaten herself for various reasons. When he tried to force her into therapy, she went to the police and told them Ken had assaulted her. This became a pattern. By turning him in to the police, or threatening to, she was able to control and manipulate the relationship.”

I sat there in disbelief. My jaw dropped, and I think my mouth may have been open during her entire response.

Ally pursed her lips and tasted her soup in the sexiest manner possible, as though she were French kissing it. It was amazing what she could do with her mouth while nibbling at the liquid on her spoon. You put two women side by side, let them both taste some soup. The other woman can be twice as hot as Ally. Out of a hundred guys, Ally wins ninety times. Guaranteed.

“Are you dating anyone now?” I asked.

“Are you asking on behalf of national security?”

“This is a personal query,” I said, flashing my high-voltage smile for good measure.

“Well in that case, yes, I’m dating someone.”

She was clearly insulting me or at least pretending to. Truth was, I didn’t even like her and certainly didn’t want to date her. I really just wanted to see if I could . What can I say, maybe it’s a guy thing, but she gives great soup.

“Your dating situation,” I persisted, “would you classify it as a serious relationship?”

“Yes, I would,” she said. “But I wasn’t certain about that until just now.”

“Well congratulations,” I said dryly.

“Well thank you,” she said, matching my tone.

Suddenly, the heavy-set customer at the sushi bar yelled, “Fuck!” and jumped off his stool. He grabbed his throat and spun around in a circle as if his left foot had been nailed to the floor. “Holy Mother of God!” he screamed and spit a mouthful of something onto the floor—something I was pretty sure had to be the spider roll. He jumped up and down in a sort of death dance, coughing and shaking his hands profusely. He yelled, “I’ll sue you bastards! I’ll sue you for every cent you have!”

The waitress ran out from the kitchen, took one look at him, and said, “Is hot, yes?”

He gave her a withering look. “Yeah, it hot! It plenty, plenty hot! And I know you not recommend. But here in America, we have laws against serving battery acid. By the time I’m finished with you, you’re all going to wish you’d never left China!”

The waitress and sushi chef looked at each other. She said, “We Japanese. Not Chinese.”

The enraged customer flung his head toward the ceiling and yelled, “ Fuck you !” He slapped his face twice, made a barking sound, and stomped off in a huff . Most of the customers laughed. Ally didn’t, so I stopped laughing and changed the subject.

“So the police took Kathleen’s word over Ken’s,” I said. “About the beatings.”

“Wouldn’t you?”

“I would, in fact,” I said.

I tried a half-spoonful of the soup and wondered if miso might be the Japanese word for week-old sweat socks.

“I know what you’re thinking,” she said. “But I had reasons for believing Ken’s story.”

“Such as?”

“He never laid a hand on me. He never abused me verbally.”

“That’s it?”

“I never saw him lose control throughout our relationship. And even though Kathleen continued to accuse him of abuse, Ken never left her.”

I raised my eyebrows and watched to see if her cheeks would flush. They did, just slightly. She’d basically just admitted to dating Kathleen’s husband while they were still married. We both realized it, but I was the only one smiling about it.

“Look, Mr. Creed,” she said, “whether you want to believe it or not, Ken’s a decent guy. He was always there for his wife. He did everything he could to get Kathleen to seek treatment.”

I looked at the photos. “He seems to have been very persuasive in that regard,” I said.

She started to say something, then stopped and had some more soup. She looked at me and shook her head. Ally seemed comfortable with the silence, but I was even more comfortable with it. When she finally spoke, her voice was steady. “You may think I’m stupid, Mr. Creed, or gullible. But it was Kathleen, not Ken. You’d know it if you spent any time with him.”

What I now knew, thanks to Ally, is what Ken Chapman would say to Janet if I confronted her with the photos and police reports. I couldn’t believe this scumbag had invented a back story that made him the victim! I mean, I could believe it, but I couldn’t believe it worked. But he had, and that put me in a quandary. If I couldn’t use the police reports, how could I prevent Janet from marrying this creep?

I could always kill him. But I couldn’t kill him. I mean, I’d love to kill him, but Janet would know I did it, and she’d never forgive me. No, everything in my gut told me that Janet had to be the one to find out about Chapman. She’d have to learn about him in such a way that he wouldn’t be able to con her like he conned Ally David.