mean. I appreciate the offer, but Mudge and I
managed to make it down here by ourselves, and we
can make it home the same way." He looked around
wildly for support.
A head appeared. "More company the better, mate,"
declared a thoroughly sozzled Mudge.
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311
Weaving, drunken oUers gathered around the dis-
traught spellsinger, cheering and waving their swords
about with complete disregard for the bodily integri-
ty of their neighbors.
"Aye, mate.. .We're with you all the bayway!.. .Glad
to come along!.. .Three cheers for the spullspung-
er...!"
Jon-Tom dodged a sword stroke that came perilously
near taking a chunk out of his thigh. He found
himself being backed toward the otters' boat, which
the police had thoughtfully tied up at the end of
the pier.
Mudge lurched along in front, one arm around
Quorly, the other around Sasswise. "It'll be fun,
mate, to 'ave a little good company goin' 'ome. Besides.
I'd like for me friends 'ere to meet Clothagrump."
He leaned over to whisper to Quorly. "This 'ere wizbiz
'as got 'imself an apprentice name o' Sorbl who can
conjure up the best damn batch o' 'omemade 'ootch
I you never tasted, luv. Burn the linin' right out o'
your bloomin' throat."
Quorly pressed tight against him. "Sounds wonder-
ful. Mudgey."
"No, no," Jon-Tom told them, pleading desperately,
| "you don't understand. Clothahump is a very serious,
sober-minded sorcerer. It's important that he see me
in the same light or he won't send me home someday."
"Then we'll get along fine, Jon-Tome... Tom," said
Wupp happily, "because we're damn sure serious
about not stayin' sober."
Paws reached forward and lifted the protesting
spellsinger, carried him down into the boat. Hands
bent to oars, and after some initial confusion, the
boat began to slide out onto the Lake of Sorrowful
Pearls. Drortch launched into a spirited if slightly
sloppy rendition of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat!" The
melody was quickly taken up by her companions and
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the boat was soon producing enough noise to attract I
every water-going predator between Quasequa and i
the river Tailaroam. E
jon-Tom lay in the bottom of the boat and won-
dered if maybe Markus the Ineluctable hadn't been
the lucky one.