Rex Stout: The Doorbell Rang (The Rex Stout Library)

"Were you hurt?"

"Only my feelings. Then, after eating the grease, I set out for Julia Fenster, who was or wasn't framed for espionage and was tried and acquitted, and that's how I spent the evening, all of it, trying to find her. I finally found her brother, but not her, and he's a fish. No man ever got less out of a day. It's a record. And those were the three we picked as the best prospects. I can't wait to see the program you've planned for tomorrow. I'll put it under my pillow."

"It's partly your stomach," he said. "If not the duck, then an omelet."

"No."

"Caviar. There's a fresh pound."

"You know damn well I love caviar. I wouldn't insult it."

He poured beer, waited until the foam was down to half an inch, drank, licked his lips, and regarded me. "Archie. Are you trying to pester me into returning that retainer?"

"No. I know I couldn't."

"Then you're twaddling. You're quite aware that we have undertaken a job which, considered logically, is preposterous. We have both said so. It's extremely unlikely that any of the suggestions Mr Cohen gave us will give us a start, but it's conceivable that one might. There's some hit-or-miss in every operation, but this one is all hit-or-miss. We are at the mercy of the vicissitudes of fortune; we can only invite, not command. I have no program for tomorrow; it depended on today. You don't know that today was bootless. Some prick may have stirred someone to action. Or tomorrow it may, or next week. You're tired and hungry. Confound it, eat something!"

I shook my head. "What about tomorrow?"

"We'll consider that in the morning. Not tonight." He picked up his book.

I left my chair, gave it a kick, got the paper from my desk and put it in the safe, and went to the kitchen and poured a glass of milk. Fritz had gone down to bed. Realizing that what would be an insult to caviar would also be an insult to milk, I poured it back in the carton, got another glass and the bottle of Old Sandy bourbon, poured three fingers, and took a healthy swig. That took care of the grease all right, and after going to see that the back door was bolted I finished the bourbon, rinsed the glasses, went and mounted the two flights to my room, and changed into pajamas and slippers.

I considered taking my electric blanket but vetoed it. In a pinch a man must expect hardship. From my bed I took only the pillow, and got sheets and blankets from the closet in the hall. With my arms loaded I descended, went to the office, removed the cushions from the couch, and spread the sheets. As I was unfolding a blanket Wolfe's voice came.

"I question the need for that."

"I don't." I spread the blanket, and the other one, and turned. "You've read that book. They can move fast if and when. With some of the stuff in the files they could have a picnic-and the safe."

"Bah. You're stretching it. Blow open a safe in an occupied house?"

"They wouldn't have to, that antique. You ought to get some books on electronics." I tucked the blankets in at the foot.

He pushed his chair back, levered himself up, said good night, and went, taking The Treasure of Our Tongue.

Thursday morning there was an off chance that when Fritz came down from delivering the breakfast tray he would bring word for me to go up for a briefing, but he didn't. So, since Wolfe wouldn't be down from the plant rooms until eleven, I took my time with the routine, and it was going on ten when everything was under control-the bedding back upstairs, breakfast inside me, the Times looked at, the mail opened and under a paperweight on Wolfe's desk, and Fritz explained to. Explained to, but not at ease. He had a vivid memory, as we all did, of the night that machine guns on a roof across the street had strafed the plant rooms, shattering hundreds of panes of glass and ruining thousands of orchids, and his idea was that I was sleeping in the office because my room faced Thirty-fifth Street and there was going to be a repeat performance. I explained that I was a guard, not a refugee, but he didn't believe it and said so.

In the office, after opening the mail, all I had to pass was time. There was a phone call for Fritz from a fish man, and I listened in, but got no sign that the line was tapped, though of course it was. Hooray for the technicians. Modern science was fixing it so that anybody can do anything but nobody can know what the hell is going on. I got my notebook from a drawer and went through the dope Lon Cohen had given us, considering the possibilities. There were fourteen items altogether, and at least five of them were obviously hopeless. Of the other nine we had made a stab at three and got nothing. That left six, and I sized them up, one by one. I decided that the most promising one, or anyway the least unpromising, concerned a woman who had been fired from a job in the State Department and got it back, and was reaching for the Washington phone book to see if she was listed when the doorbell rang.

Going to the hall for a look through the one-way glass in the front door, I was expecting to see a stranger, and maybe two. The direct approach. Or possibly Morrison. But there was a well-known face and figure on the stoop-Dr Vollmer, whose office is in a house he owns down the block. I went and opened the door and greeted him, and he entered, along with a lot of fresh icy air. Turning from shutting the door, I told him if he was drumming up trade he'd have to try next door, and put out a hand for his hat.

He kept it on. "I've got too much trade as it is, Archie. Everybody's sick. But I've got a message for you, just now on the phone. A man, no name. He said to give it to you personally. You're to be at the Westside Hotel, Room Two-fourteen, on Twenty-third Street, at eleven-thirty or as soon thereafter as you can make it, and you must be sure you're loose."

My brows were up. "Quite a message.

"That's what I thought. He said you would tell me to keep it under my hat."

"Okay, I tell you. That's why you're keeping it on." I looked at my wrist: 10:47. "What else did he say?"

"That's all, just the message, after he asked if I would come and tell you personally."

"Room Two-fourteen, Westside Hotel."

"That's right."

"What kind of a voice?"

"No particular kind, nothing distinctive, neither high nor low. Just a normal man's voice."

"All right, Doc, many thanks. We need another favor if you can spare it. We're on an operation that's a little tricky, and you were probably seen. It's possible that someone will want to know why you called. If anybody asks, you might-"

"I'll say you phoned and asked me to come and look at your throat."

"No. Wrong twice. He'll know there's nothing wrong with my throat, and he'll know I didn't phone. Our line is tapped. The trouble is that if someone gets the notion that we get confidential messages through you, your line will be tapped."

"My God. But that's illegal!"

"That makes it more fun. If anybody asks, you might be indignant and say it's none of his damned business, or you might be obliging and say you came to take Fritz's blood pressure-no, you haven't got the gadget. You came-"

"I came to get his recipe for escargots bourguignonne. I like that better, nonprofessional." He moved to the door. "My word, Archie, it certainly is tricky."