Diane Davidson - The Cereal Murders

“Did anyone go into the kitchen looking for Keith? This girl you mentioned, for example?”

We both said no.

“Okay, now, Julian,” Schulz said impassively, “tell me who Keith’s enemies were.”

“God, I told you, I don’t know! You know, he was kind of holier-than-thou. Smarter-than-thou too. You, know. Like, we watched an Ingmar Bergman film in English class, and the film’s over for like two seconds and Keith’s talking about the internal structure. I mean, huh? The rest of us are going, okay, but what was it about?” He grimaced. “That kind of smart attitude can lose you some friends.”

“Who, specifically?”

“I don’t know, you know, people just get pissed off. They talk.”

“What about the National Merit Scholarship?” I said before I remembered I wasn’t supposed to talk.

“What about it?” Julian turned a puzzled face to me. “It’s not like they’re going to give it to somebody else now… . Keith was number one in our class, president of the French Club. He did after-school work for the Mountain Journal. People can hate you just for that.”

Schulz said, “Why?”

“Because it makes them feel bad that they’re not doing it too.” Julian said this in a way that made it clear any fool would reach the same conclusion.

Schulz sighed, then rose. “Okay, go home, the two of you. I’ll be talking to the rest of the guests over the weekend, then I might get back to you depending on – “

“Schulz!” boomed an excited voice from down the hall. “Hey!” It was the deputy.

We found him looking at the coffeepot that had fallen out of the front hall closet.

“Oh, that’s my – ” I began. I stopped.

“Your what?” demanded the deputy.

“‘Coffeepot,” I answered inanely.

The deputy regarded me with deepening skepticism. “Y’had a couple of extension cords on it?”

“Yes, three, actually. You see, they have a problem with fuses – “

But the deputy was holding up the machine’s naked plug. Belatedly, I realized where the extension cords had ended up.

3

Julian led the way out of the parking lot in his four-wheel-drive, a white Range Rover inherited from wealthy former employers. I could see him checking his rearview mirror for me. My van crawled and skidded down the prep school’s precarious driveway. Overhead, cloud edges glinted like knives. The moon slipped out and silvered the snowy mountains. As I thought about the events of the past few hours, my stomach knotted.

At some point in the evening the tortuous road between Elk Park and Aspen Meadow had been plowed. Still, we skirted the banked curves with great care. My mind wandered back to that upturned sled in the snow.

To the look of horror on Keith Andrews’ young face. I shook my head and focused on the driving.

Gripping the steering wheel hard, I accelerated up a slight incline. I hoped Arch was okay. The rock thrown through one of our windows was worrisome. Halloween was coming up, and pranksters had to be expected. I should have told Schulz about the rock, though. I’d forgotten.

Schulz was going to call us. He would tell us what had happened to Keith, wouldn’t he? I had plodded through the headmaster’s snowy yard, found the lifeless form, touched the icy extension cord. It was like a personal affront. I had to know what had happened. Like it or not, I was involved. .

Resolutely, I veered off this thought pattern and reflected on Schulz. Somehow, his behavior this evening indicated a sea change in our relationship, from a growing intimacy back to the distance of business. I turned the steering wheel slowly while negotiating a switchback. For one breathtaking moment on this curve, all that was visible out the window was air.

Tom Schulz. We had been dating off and on, mostly I off, for the past year. Recently, however, we had been more frequently and more seriously on. This summer had brought a rapprochement, a French word for getting back together that Arch now dropped into conversation the way he sprinkled sugar on his Rice Krispies.

Schulz and I had not really become a couple. But he and I, along with Julian and Arch, had become a unit: the four of us hiked, we fished, we cooked out, we took turns choosing movies. Schulz’s light caseload lately had consisted mostly of investigating mail thefts and forgeries. giving him time to spend with us.

Insulated by the presence of the two boys, my postdivorce ambivalence toward relationships had begun to melt. I had found myself thinking of reasons to call Tom Schulz, inventing occasions to get together, looking forward to talking and laughing about all the daily details of life.

And then there had been the issue of the name change. What had started out as a small problem had developed into a symbolic issue between Schulz and me. Over the summer I’d learned of the existence of a catering outfit in Denver with the unfortunate name Three Bears Catering. They had threatened me with a suit over trademark infringement. On one of our jovial moments, Tom had suddenly asked if I would like to change my last name to Schulz. With all that that implied, I had immediately demurred. But you know what they say about parties: It was awfully nice to be asked.

Only now we had a catastrophe out at Elk Park Prep. Involving me, involving Julian, involving homicide. Something told me the future of my relationship with Tom Schulz was once again a question mark.

The brake lights of the Range Rover sparked like rectangular rubies as Julian and I continued the steep descent into town. We rounded the flat black surface of Aspen Meadow Lake, where one patch of shining ripples reflected elusive moonlight. Part of me wanted Schulz to say, Come back to my place. But another, saner, inner voice said this desire came from knowing it was impossible. A homicide investigation was when Schulz was the busiest. Mortality and the need for relationship loomed large since I had looked into the dead face of young Keith Andrews.

My tires crunched down Aspen Meadow’s Main Street. The only cars were those parked at wide angles along the curb by the Grizzly Saloon, where music and flashing lights announced it was still Saturday night. Witnessing partygoing after what I’d just seen at Elk Park Prep brought light-headedness. I rolled down the window; my eyes watered from the gush of freezing air.

Moments later, Julian and I pulled up across the street from my house. White shutters gleamed against the brown shingles. The front porch with its single-story white pillars and porch swing seemed to smile. The old place had become very dear to me in the five years since my divorce from Dr. John Richard Korman. Arriving home at night, I was always happy that the Jerk, as his other ex-wife and I called him, was gone for good, and that my brand-new security system could make sure he stayed that way.

I hopped out of the van and landed in three inches of new snow. It was less than we’d received in Elk Park, which stood another five hundred feet above Aspen Meadow’s eight thousand above sea level. A sudden slash of wind made me draw my coat close. A curse rose in my throat. I had unwittingly gone off wearing the stupid raccoon thing. I put my hand in the pocket and felt tissues and something flat and hard. The thought of a trip back to the school to return the coat brought a shudder.

I pressed the security buttons and came in out of the cold with Julian close behind. Arch, who of course had not gone to bed after Julian’s call, clomped down the stairs in untied high top sneakers. He was wearing a gray sweatsuit and carrying a large flashlight-defense against power outages. His knotted, wood-colored hair stuck out at various angles. I was so happy to see him, I clasped him in a hug that was mostly raccoon coat. He pulled back and straightened the glasses on his small, freckled nose. Magnified brown eyes regarded Julian and me with intense Interest.