Diane Davidson - The Main Corpse

“The Denver department?” I asked. “Why?”

We came to a wooden bench, also placed by the Scouts. Marla said, “Goldy, will you sit down?”

I brushed raindrops off the cedar boards and obeyed. The sun slipped behind a billowing cloud; the sky darkened ominously. Next to me, Marla shivered as a raindrop fell. She said, “Before he left, Albert Lipscomb cleaned out the partnership account. Three and a half million dollars.”

“Judas priest… . How did he do that?”

“Well, he went to the central bank location. First of the Rockies, downtown Denver. Ordered the cash out of the account on Monday, picked it up on Tuesday. Apparently he charmed the teller, too.”

“Some charm job.”

“Must have been,” Marla said with eerie calm, “because she disappeared with him.”

7

Marla did not elaborate on Albert’s and the bank teller’s disappearance as no details were known. She did report that Tony was in a state of shock. He kept saying, “We have to make everything look normal. This is just a glitch. The work got to him. He’s just holed up in a motel with the girl. Maybe they’re in the Caymans.” The partnership would not immediately go under; they had a small escrow account as well as modest equity positions in Medigen and other companies. “It’s going to be okay,” Marla said Tony kept repeating like a mantra. “We just have to believe it’s going to be okay.”

This was not the case at the Furman County Sheriff’s Department.

“I don’t know how the cops reacted to the 1929 crash,” Tom told me as he patted an appreciative Jake that night. Tom shook his head. “But it couldn’t have been much worse than the way Shockley is handling this. He calls Prospect every hour on the hour. He calls the Denver P.D. every hour on the half, to see if they’ve found that teller yet. He’s handling the Missing Persons on Lipscomb himself.”

I looked up from my recipe file. I’d promised to take a chocolate care package to General Farquhar the next day. “The captain is handling the Lipscomb search personally? What happens to all those rapists and murderers out there while Shockley searches for his missing money?”

Tom chuckled. “Not much. Law enforcement in this county has been put on hold, you can bet that.”

When I made incredulous noises, Tom wagged a finger at me. “You gotta keep the distance in this job, Goldy, it’s the only way to stay sane. Besides, I want Prospect to get straightened’ out. If Shockley doesn’t have enough money to retire, I’m going to have a heart attack myself.”

“Has he found anything?”

Tom shook his head. “First place he sent his team was to Orpheus Canyon Road, to see if Lipscomb had pulled a Victoria Lear – you know, maybe had a car crash. He hadn’t. Why would you risk escaping across Orpheus Canyon Road, with all that money and a cute bank teller? Then he sent guys to that damn mine, where, if you’ll excuse my saying so, he didn’t exactly strike pay dirt either. The place was totally deserted and all locked up. It’s not in his jurisdiction anyway. This Lipscomb? If he changes license plates, doesn’t use his credit card, and doesn’t get stopped for anything, it could take forever to find him.” He rumpled Jake’s ears and gave me a serious look. “I gotta tell you, Shockley called me in and asked about Marla.”

“Marla? Why?”

“I don’t know,” Tom replied slowly. “Shockley’s secretive and paranoid as hell. He asked how long I’d known Marla, did she seem entirely stable, did I know how much she stood to lose if Prospect went under. He implied her little argument with Lipscomb at the party might have turned sinister at a later point.”

“Good God. That’s ridiculous. Marla couldn’t hurt a soul.” If you didn’t count the Jerk, that is. And he had deserved it.

“I was very offhand, said Marla’s bark was worse than her bite, a wonderful friend to you for many years, all that.” He sighed. “But I have to tell you, Miss G., I didn’t feel good about the conversation. At all.”

Neither, of course, did I.

The next morning, I suggested Arch take his dog far from the sounds and smells of my kitchen while I prepared General Farquhar’s chocolate treat. If Jake loved cinnamon, there was no telling how he’d flip for products made from the cocoa bean. Arch was only too delighted to lead Jake up to his room. Gleefully, he vowed he was going to teach the hound the difference between fake blood and the real thing. Although I was not eager to know the details of this lesson, Arch assured me he had a whole bottle of fake blood left over from his Halloween disguise, and he’d just use a pin-prick of his own blood for contrast. How comforting.

So, while Arch and Jake played with blood upstairs, I sifted dark European cocoa with flour, and thought back to when I’d worked for General Bo Farquhar. Two years ago he’d been married, strong, utterly confident. A battalion commander in his 1960 class at West Point, he had distinguished himself in the Special Forces in Vietnam and been promoted early to the rank of general. He’d become the army’s ranking man in the study of terrorists. To his superiors’ eventual chagrin, however, Bo developed his own idea of who deserved to share his military know-how. A group of Afghans facing Russians who refused to retreat – had found a friend in General Bo Farquhar. While the Carter administration insisted the Russians withdraw, the Afghans scored a few hits with suddenly acquired state-of-the-art weapons, smuggled to them by none other than General Bo. When the story broke, the general had been forced to retire. Undeterred, he’d settled with his wife Adele, Marla’s sister, in a huge house on Sam Snead Lane in the Meadowview area of Aspen Meadow Country Club. There he’d experimented with his cache of goodies, with the unfortunate conclusion that while I was working for him, things and people had blown up, including Adele. Although he had not been charged with killing anyone, the general had ended up at the Colorado state penitentiary at Canon City for illegal possession of explosives.

I beat unsalted butter with brown sugar and remembered bringing Bo brownies while he was in prison. I’d visited him there twice. Each time he had asked about Arch; he’d wanted to hear all the details of my son’s checkered school life at Elk Park Prep. Bo had wanted to know about Julian, too. But most insistently, the imprisoned general had questioned me about Marla. I’d always replied she was fine. He’d looked at me expectantly: Would Marla ever come to visit?

There was no chance of that, unfortunately. illogical as it was, Marla still blamed Bo for the death of her sister, despite the fact that he’d had nothing to do with Adele’s demise. Marla had said as much to me last fall, when we’d visited Bride’s Creek, the spot where Adele Farquhar’s ashes were scattered. General Bo, ever heroic, still loved the deceased Adele himself. The fact that Marla refused to see him pained the general deeply.

As I scooped out dark balls of the rich, chocolate-chip-dotted cookie batter, I tried to imagine the general’s new hosts. What kind of deal had Bo Farquhar hatched with these guys to get free room and board at a luxurious, privately owned ranch? Mind you, these former military-industrial-complex honchos didn’t call it a ranch, Bo had told Arch when he’d called to let us know he was back. They called it a compound. And I had no clue what Bo was doing out there that kept him so busy. I melted luscious, creamy white chocolate over the stove and resolved not to worry. General Bo was astonishingly good at survival. At least, he had been before he’d been sent away.

I tasted one of the triple-rich chocolate cookies and shivered with pleasure. The warm chips were seductively gooey inside the dark chocolate dough that was robed in white chocolate. If these didn’t give General Bo his desired chocolate fix, nothing would.