"Oh for the love of God Mike, I really have no desire to discuss my fictional bodily function problems. I came here with a serious problem and a potential solution."
"Alright, alright but I still think I'm going to bust at the seams."
"Fine!" The Doc said handing me a bedpan.
"This might go a little smoother if you weren't looking at me like you wanted to punch me."
"Let me know when you're done." The Doc said as he went back over to a small table that contained a rather large syringe. I was hoping the needle looked so big because the table was so small and if that wasn't the case, I hoped the needle was for BT. Hell he was still asleep. It wouldn't hurt him until he was awake. "You done yet?" The Doc called over his shoulder.
"You're really ruining the mood over here, Doc. I haven't pissed in 36 hours I would really like to enjoy this."
"The elimination of waste should not…"
"Doc! You're killing me over here."
"Shoe doesn't fit quite so right when it's on the other foot, does it?"
"Point taken, I think." After a couple of more minutes I took probably the best non-beer induced piss of my entire life. I bet I lost 3.5 pounds in 2 minutes. I was going to market this new diet sensation. 'Piss Away the Pounds'. Might be tough to get a sponsor though. Oh well, I had time to work on a new name.
I sheepishly handed over the near brimming bed pan to the Doc, I don’t know which of us was more disgusted and embarrassed when some sloshed out and onto his arm and chest. "Sucks for you." I said under my breath.
"What?" The Doc asked, completely mortified with this new development.
"Nothing, I didn't say anything."
The Doc looked at me suspiciously. This was not a good position for me to be in. I had one arm tied down and he had a nearly full bedpan of hot steamy piss. I'd probably die from shock if he threw it at me. The last time I had been this scared I was in my living room with Henry in my arms and a small contingent of zombies were trying to make me their breakfast. Doc Baker walked over and put the bed pan in the industrial sized sink, and then proceeded to take off his now urine infused scrubs. His vigorous washing had turned his skin into a cherry pink version of its former self. He was muttering something way over there. Every once in a while I would catch single words like 'asshole' or 'nutsack'. He could call me whatever he wanted as long as he didn't pick that bedpan back up.
Doc Baker came back his left arm considerably redder than his right.
"You know." I said. "That pee is sterile."
"Don't!" He said pointing an angry red digit at me.
"Fine, fine." I said holding up my one good arm.
"Can we get on with what I wanted to talk to you about?"
"Does it involve that needle?" I said pointing past him.
"It does."
I felt like I had already been pricked, deflated. "And me?"
"Not directly."
"BT then? He's a big guy he won't even feel it." That actually elicited a small laugh from the Doc.
"No I was thinking of your son Justin."
"What's going on Doc?" I asked, all triviality discarded.
"If I had a team of virologists and biologists and a couple of dozen other ologists I might be able to use his blood to produce some sort of vaccine against this scourge."
"You're throwing a lot of hope out there with a significant amount of negative tone to it Doc."
"Well there's hope Mike, but not on as broad a scope as I was hoping for. I've been studying Justin's blood since the day he got here. There's a key there, of that I'm sure it just so happens to be locked in a world class bank vault and I'm trying to safe-crack it with a sparkler."
"That bad?"
"The sparkler might be an overstatement, more like a wet match."
"Ouch."
"Don’t get me wrong, I'm taking vials of his blood in the hopes that an epidemiologist somehow stumbles into camp. But until then I might have an answer or at least a way to treat what afflicts him."
"I'm listening." Hell he could have been talking about the Baroque movement and I would be listening, couldn't really go anywhere in the state I was in.
"I am going to put this in as easily explainable layman terms as I can, not because I think you're an idiot."
"Thanks."
"But because my grasp on the concept is tenuous at best. In a normal human when they receive a bite from a zombie, their immune system is completely destroyed by the parasite. The system doesn't even have time to offer a viable defense. The saliva of the infected appears to be the most optimum way to spread the contagion, unfortunately not the only way. But in Justin's case he received such a small influx of the bug his body was able to rally and offer something almost as good as a victory."
I was remembering that night not so long ago when I had sat over my son's bed dreading the fact that in all likelihood I was going to have to put a bullet in him. One does not easily get over one of the darkest days in their existence. "What's that Doc? What's almost as good as a victory?"
"A sliding stalemate, the parasites have been stalled, somewhat."
"I don't much care for 'sliding' and 'somewhat', there's more Doc, I can see it in your face."
"It's a war that Justin can't win. He might be able to hold them off for weeks, months maybe even a year or two but eventually they will overwhelm him. If he catches a cold or gets bronchitis and his body has to start spreading white blood cells around he won't be able to produce them quick enough. The antibiotics I'm giving him are helping but it's more like giving Percocets to a man with a dislocated shoulder. It dulls the pain but doesn’t fix the root of the problem."
The Doctor seemed hesitant to continue, I prodded him on. "And?"
"And, I've got an idea."
"The needle?"
"The needle."
"What's in the needle Doc?"
"It's what the CDC was developing when this whole thing started."
"You told me yourself it didn't work Doc."
"It didn't work because it just wasn't strong enough. But it might be enough to tip the scales with your son."
"Last time I checked Doc, scales can tip both ways."
"And that's the problem."
"You can't be asking me this Doc."
"Mike he is fighting a battle with a predetermined ending. This might be his only chance."
"What if it doesn't work?"
Doctor Baker sat back in his chair pinching the bridge of his nose in his thumb and forefinger. "Then the inevitable happens a lot sooner."
"If we, and by we I mean Tracy myself and Justin agree to this will he be cured? Will the virus be destroyed?"
"No this is a symptomatic treatment, it's much like giving insulin to a person suffering from diabetes. It will keep the parasite in check. It will allow his body to recover an equilibrium; it can stop the war that is raging within him."
"An armistice?"
"Armistice, détente, stasis, whatever you want to call it, your son will be back."
"Where is Justin now?" I asked a cold chill sweeping through my soul.
"He's in our isolation ward."
"Doc, I can't do it again." Doc Baker remained silent. "The night he was injured I stayed with him. I had a loaded gun with the hammer pulled back in my lap. I talked to him the entire night about every good and not so good thing we had done in our lives together. I fully expected to end his life that night." An unforced sob issued forth from the depths of my being. The Doc placed his hand on my good shoulder. "Can you know what it's like to take a piece of you, something that contains all your hopes, your dreams, your love and just destroy it? CAN YOU!?" I yelled.
I was sobbing nearly inconsolably. BT faked sleep. I owed him big for that. Tracy, true to her nature, was Johnny on the spot. She had somewhere along the line honed the skill of always being at the right spot at the right time to a science.
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