Christopher Wood - The Spy Who Loved Me

The room was empty. Empty save for two banks of television screens on opposite walls. They were all showing different pictures and as Bond watched he realized that they were commercial television programmes beamed from around the world. A quiz game from Tokyo, a situation comedy from New York, a news bulletin from Rome. Bond pondered and arrived at the truth. This is where Stromberg must have waited to heard news of the end of the world. Horrified announcements and then, one by one, the screens going blank, the babble of voices dying away until there was complete and utter silence. The silence of the grave.

Bond shivered and was turning to leave the room when a voice stopped him dead in his tracks.

‘Good day, Commander Bond. I have been expecting you.’

Exit Sigmund Stromberg - Again

The voice was Strombcrg’s. It came, like the picture of him sitting in his vast armchair, from each of the screens in the room. The other images had been wiped away into oblivion. He helped himself from a bowl of walnuts, cracking one with slow, intense care.

Bond glanced at his watch. Less than fifteen minutes to Carter’s deadline. There seemed little alternative but to play along with Stromberg. The thin, disembodied voice continued.

‘I have been watching you for some time. Ever since you crawled from the sea, in fact.’ The voice became introspective. ‘An appropriate entrance in the circumstances. Did it occur to you, Commander Bond? Were you intending to rub salt in my wounds by enacting the role of some primordial creature bridging the gap between fish and man? I imagine not. Such foresight docs not seem to be in your nature.’

‘I didn’t come here for character analysis.’ Bond’s voice was cutting. ‘Where's Major Amasova?’

Stromberg spread his hands wide. ‘Clearly not with me. Come, there are matters which I wish to discuss with you. She can be one of them. I am in Room 4c. Do not be alarmed. I am not armed.’ He slowly stretched out a hand towards a console. The screens went blank.

Stromberg dropped the nutcrackers into the bowl and flicked a switch on the console. The two halves of the Romney portrait separated and revealed the screen of the TV monitor. Stromberg adjusted picture control and watched the evil grace of the great white shark careen through the water. A slight quickening of the pulse was revealed in the deepening red glow of his pupils. The socket mouth began to tremble in anticipation. The camera was covering the glass-fronted cavity

of the death-trap of Room 4c and Stromberg settled back in his chair and tightened his hands over the rounded arm-ends, He wanted to hear Bond scream as the girl had screamed. He wanted to hear the water rushing in, the gasps, the groans, the sounds of scrabbling, gasping, choking, mad-eyed panic. He wanted to see Bond torn apart while he was still alive. He wanted to watch until the images on the screen were obliterated by a thick, crimson curtain.

‘Room 4c sounded a little pedestrian. I preferred to talk to you face to face.’

Stromberg spun round and found himself looking into the mean, glinting barrel of Bond’s Walther PPK. Bond emerged from the shadows. ‘Now, let’s return to my earlier question. Where’s Anya?’

Stromberg raised a non-existent eyebrow. ‘Anya? Last time it was Major Amasova. Do I detect the signs of a developing and tender friendship?’

Bond moved the Walther six inches closer to Stromberg’s heart. ‘We don’t have time for small talk, Stromberg. In less than ten minutes, this place is going to be sunk by torpedo fire.'

Stromberg spread his arms wide. ‘That is of no consequence, Commander Bond. I have already decided to die. My main interest is in ensuring that you die with me. I would have preferred that the shark accounted for you, but that is a question of personal whim.’ Stromberg waved an arm towards the walls. ‘If you could see outside, you would be able to observe that we are sinking. Even a person of your limited intelligence and imagination must have wondered why I should place my laboratory here, Commander Bond. It is because it is a bathysphere, and because the caldera is practically bottomless. When the volcano exploded it gouged a socket descending over a mile into the earth. This is where I would have lain whilst the nuclear turbulence passed far overhead. Snug as a foetus in a womb. A womb which, but for you, would have given birth to a new and immeasurably better world!’ Stromberg’s voice ascended to a shriek. ‘But you destroyed that, and I will destroy you! As soon as you came aboard, I instigated the process which put this craft into a dive from which she will not recover. Slowly but inevitably we will descend until the

pressure crumbles this wasted structure like a tin can!'

Bond’s mind quickly pickcd the meat from Strombcrg’s insane ranting. If they were sinking, what was Carter going to make of it? The answer came sooner than he anticipated.

A violent explosion lifted Bond’s feet from the ground and the room tilted crazily. Carter had fired early, but who could blame him? He could not afford to let the prize escape. Bond was sprawled against the wall behind Stromberg’s chair, the floor rising like a steep slope in front of him. He rolled aside as a chair hurtled towards him and searched for Stromberg and his gun. Six feet away along the wall, Stromberg pounced greedily. The Walther PPK took shape in his hand and he steadied himself against the wall The twin pinpoints of hate glinted triumphantly. Bond tensed for the feel of the first bullet burrowing into his flesh. The third small eye was trained unswervingly on his heart. And then the glass-and-steel table crashed down the room and drove against Strombcrg’s head like a battering-ram. There was a sickening crunch and the head elongated, pushing forward the eyes so that they bulged out like those of a fish. Even in death, thought Bond.

Another pile-driving explosion and an ominous groan of anguish from the smitten hull. The room slowly righted itself and a fast-moving stream of water entered the door and began to snake across the carpet as if searching for someone. Bond scrambled to his feet and prised Stromberg’s fingers from his pistol. Although but recently dead they were of a reptilian coldness.

Bond burst through the door shouting Anya’s name. The water was now an angry tide tearing at his legs. He could see it frothing and bubbling as it welled up from a companionway further along the corridor. A giant squid swirled past and then three angel fish. What the devil was happening? Then he realized. The aquarium! The tanks must have burst. My God, if Anya was down there! There would be no hope. He shouted again and struggled on against the current. The corridor divided and a metal rail ran along the roof. From it dangled the familiar roundel of an electromagnet, presumably used to move stores and heavy equipment.

Bond ducked past the cable and straightened up to find a shadow blocking his path. A shadow with the ominous substance of Jaws behind it. The great uneven head scraped the roof of the corridor. The lips divided in a chilling smile of welcome. The tree-trunk legs parted the current like the Colossus of Rhodes. Bond raised his gun to fire but his lacerated arm was too slow. Jaws gripped his hand and dashed it against the wall, shattering his knuckles like a row of peanut shells. Bond cried out in pain and drove his knee upwards with all the force that desperation and anger could muster. Jaws grunted; spreading his hand over Bond’s face he propelled him into the flood. Bond floundered backwards, scrabbling to find his feet. Next time it would be teeth. Jaws was baring them, curling his lips back and tilting his head so that one could see into the disgusting black caverns of his nostrils.

Bond’s aching limbs scraped metal and his despairing hand at last found something to cling to. He pulled himself from the flood and saw that he was hanging on to a small control-box, attached to wires that led to the rail in the ceiling. Jaws lumbered on remorselessly, pacing each step against the increasing fury of the mounting tide. Now, the magnet dangled like a bait before the hideous metal teeth. The image set off a small explosion inside Bond’s battered brain. Oblivious of the pain he jabbed his shattered hand against the contact button on the control box.