Jason Jones - Trailer Park Zombies

This was a whole new world to play in. A world where Light existed, where time existed, where non-shades existed who could live and die and bleed. Whole new realms of fun opened up and when you shat out those mewling, bloody things they didn’t come back to life: they just ended. Most of the time.

So the shades played. Some whimpered and died when they were exposed to the Light but the Nothing always had more darkness to fuel them. Others grew strong on this new world and thrived and were worshipped as gods and grew fat on their power. They discovered new forms and shapes and forgot where they’d come from.

Then one went to a garden and convinced some of the pink things to do nasty things and eat from trees and fornicate and generally be as bad as the shades in the Nothing.

And the Something that had brought the Light went, “Oh, shit,” again and threw up its hands and ran away to find somewhere else to play.

JASON H. JONES graduated from Purdue University with a degree in Computer Information Systems. His first love was writing and he’s toiled away for years at his art. During the day he’s a mild-mannered IT Manager and at night he puts on the cape and cowl and hunches over the keyboard to write.

He is the author of The Chronicles of Billy Mann (SLASH and The Hunger), an engaging series about a sociopathic serial killer. Trailer Park Zombies marks his third foray into novel writing and Jason feels that this is his best effort to date. To keep track of Jason or find out more information you can visit his website at: www.jason-jones.net

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents

either are the product of the author’s imagination or were used

fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual events or locals

or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

Trailer Park Zombies

All rights reserved © 2009 by Jason H. Jones

This book, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form, without the prior written permission of the author

For information, address:

jason@jason-jones.net

ISBN:

PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

1 st

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