Edgar Wallace - The Joker

She was shaking her head before he finished the question.

‘Never,’ she said. ‘I don’t think he knows much about them. I remember the first time I saw him at Dartmoor he told me he didn’t believe in putting money in shares. Of course, I’m well aware he has money, but you know that, too, and I suppose it is stolen money that he’s—’

‘Cached—yes,’ said Jim.

He was very serious. It was the first time she had seen him in that mood and she rather liked it.

‘Only one more question. You don’t know that he is in any way connected with a firm called Rata?’

And, when she confessed that she had never heard of such a firm, his seriousness was at an end.

‘And that’s the whole of the questionnaire, back page and everything!’

He leaned back to allow the burly waiter to place the dish on the table. ‘Sole bonne femme is good for the tired business girl. Will you have wine, or just the Lord’s good water?’

After this he became his old flippant self. He made no further allusion to her uncle; and if he talked a great deal about himself, it was interesting, for he talked shop, and Scotland Yard shop is the second most interesting in the world. He lived at his club.

‘I’d better give you the telephone number in case you ever want me.’ He scrawled the address on the back of the menu and tore off the corner.

‘Why should I want you?’

‘I don’t know. I’ve just got a feeling that you might. I’m a hunch merchant—do you know what a hunch merchant is?’

She could guess.

‘Premonitions are my long suit, telepathy my sixth sense, and I’ve got a hunch…perhaps I’m wrong. I hope I am.’

Once or twice he had looked at his watch, a little furtively, she thought, yet it seemed that he was prepared to break any appointment he had made, for he lingered over his coffee until she brought a happy evening to an abrupt close by putting on her gloves. As they were driving back to her rooms: ‘I haven’t asked you very much about yourself. That is the kind of impertinence which really scares me,’ he said, ‘but I gather that you’re unmarried—and unengaged?’ he asked.

‘I have no followers,’ she said without embarrassment, ‘and I hope that confession will offer no encouragement to the philandering constabulary!’

He chuckled for fully a minute.

‘That’s good,’ he said at last.’ “Philandering constabulary” is taken into use for special occasions. You’re the first woman—’

‘Don’t!’ she warned him.

‘—I’ve ever met with a real sense of humour,’ he concluded. ‘I’m sorry to disappoint you.’

‘I wasn’t disappointed. I expected something banal,’ she said. ‘My house is the third on the left…thank you.’

She got down without assistance and offered her hand, and as he looked past her towards the door of the house:

‘The number is 163,’ she said, ‘but you needn’t write unless you’ve something very policey to write about. Good night!’

Jim Carlton was smiling all the way to Whitehall Gardens and his sense of amusement still held when he followed the footman into Sir Joseph Layton’s study.

The words ‘Joseph Layton’ are familiar to all who carry passports, for he was the Foreign Secretary, a man of slight figure and ascetic face; and possibly the most cartooned politician in Britain.

He looked up over his big horn-rimmed glasses as Jim came in. ‘Sit down, Carlton.’ He blotted the letter he had been writing, inserted it with punctilious care into an envelope, and addressed it with a flourish before he spoke. ‘I’ve just come back from the House. Did you call before?’

‘No, sir.’

‘Humph!’ He settled himself more easily in his padded chair, put the tips of his fingers together, and again scrutinised the detective over his glasses. ‘Well, what are the developments?’ he asked, and added: ‘I’ve seen the cables you sent me. Curious—very curious indeed. You intercepted them?’

‘Some of them, sir,’ said Jim. ‘A great deal of the correspondence of the Rata Syndicate goes through other channels. But there’s enough to show that Rata is there preparing for a big killing. I should imagine that every big broking house in the world has received similar instructions.’

Sir Joseph unlocked a drawer of his desk and, pulling it open, took out a number of sheets of paper fastened together by a big brass clip. He turned the leaves slowly.

‘I suppose this one is typical,’ he said.

It was a message addressed to Rata Syndicate, Wall Street: ‘Be ready to sell for 15 per cent. drop undermentioned securities.’

Here followed a long list that covered two pages of writing, and against each stock was the number to be sold.

‘Yes,’ said Sir Joseph, stroking his little white moustache thoughtfully. ‘Very peculiar, very remarkable! As you said in your letter, these are the very stocks which would be instantly affected by the threat of war. But who on earth are we going to fight? The International situation was never easier. The Moroccan question has been settled. You read my speech in the House last night?’ Jim nodded. ‘Upon my word,’ said Sir Joseph, ‘I think I was very careful to avoid anything like unjustifiable optimism, but, searching the world from East to West, I can see no single cloud on the horizon.’

Jim Carlton reached out, took the papers and read them through carefully.

‘I think,’ said the Foreign Minister with a twinkle in his eye, ‘you have at the back of your mind the vision of some diabolical conspiracy to embroil the world in war. Am I right? Secret agents, traffic in secret plans, cellar meetings with masked and highly-placed diplomats?’

‘Nothing so romantic,’ smiled Jim. ‘No; I wasn’t brought up in that school. I know how wars are made. They grow as storms grow—out of the mists that gather on marshlands and meadows. Label them “the rising clouds of national prejudice,” and you’ve got a rough illustration.’

‘Come now, Mr Carlton, who is your ideal conspirator? I’m sure I know. You think Harlow is behind Rata; and that he has some diabolical scheme for stirring up the nations?’

‘I think Harlow is behind most of the big disturbances,’ said Jim slowly. ‘He’s got too much money; can’t you get some of it away from him?’

‘We do our best,’ said the Foreign Minister dryly; ‘but he is one of the few people in England who can look the sur-tax collector in the eye and never quail!’

Jim went back to Scotland Yard expecting to find Elk, but learned that that intelligent officer had left earlier in the evening for Devonshire. He was to meet Ingle on his release from prison and accompany him to town. And Inspector Elk’s mission was certainly not on Aileen’s behalf, nor had he any humanitarian idea of preparing the convict for news of the burglary.

The first idea (and this proved to be wrong) was that there was a reason and a mind behind this crime. Something had been taken of such value as justified the risk.

The sudden appearance of Harlow in the flat immediately after the crime had been committed had convinced Carlton that his visit was associated with the safe robbery. Harlow should have been at a City banquet—Jim had been trailing him all that day, and had known his destination. Indeed, his name had appeared in the morning newspapers as having been present at the dinner. And yet, within an hour of the accident on the Embankment, Harlow had turned up at Fotheringay Mansions, and had not deigned to offer an excuse for his absence from the dinner, although Jim was sure he knew that he had been trailed.

The early morning found Inspector Elk shivering on the wind-swept platform of Princetown. There were very few people in the waiting train at that hour; a workman or two on their way to an intermediate station, a commercial traveller who had been detained overnight and was probably looking forward to the comforts of Plymouth, comprised the list. It was within a minute of starting time, and he was beginning to think that he had wasted his time getting up so early, when he saw two men walk on to the platform.