Daniel Abraham - Inside Straight

Plus, we’re lining up some regional media in the home markets of each contestant—print features, local television, etc. When the time is right, Maxim and Playboy have both expressed interest in doing photo spreads on some of our female contestants. Maxim has Jade Blossom at the top of their list, but Hef wants Curveball. Must be that whole girl-next-door thing. Maybe you could have Peregrine talk to her. Playboy worked for Peri once upon a time. I think my father still has the centerfold hanging in the garage. (No one seems to want Toad Man or Holy Roller to take off their clothes, can’t think why.) So, take a look and shoot these back to me ASAP.

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ANA delves deep. Stone and soil, clay and sand, they’re all putty in her hands. She’s the

KATE’s the all-American girl with the all-American arm. She’ll zip it past you or throw it through you. Nobody can hit

MIKE’s large, he’s loud, he’s pierced, he has six arms and attitude to spare. He’ll rock you and he’ll roll you. Let’s hear it for

Keep your green thumb, JERUSHA has ten green fingers. Mighty oaks spring up from tiny acorns at her command. Here she is, the

JONATHAN bugs out at the first sign of trouble, but he still packs a nasty sting. He’s

T.T. walks the high steel and builds them strong and straight. He’s tough, he’s tall, and he takes no crap off nobody. He’s

Seeing isn’t believing when ANDREW is around, so best not believe your eyes or your ears or your nose. Only the tail is real with

BUFORD hails from down the swamp. Some say he’s just a good ol’ boy, but he’s got him one mean tongue. Folks go green when they see

JAMAL takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Shoot him, stab him, burn him, and he’ll be back for more. No one can stop the

The best-laid plans develop hiccups when PAUL’s around. He makes men cry “Gesundheit,” and women cry “Oh, yes, oh, yes, oh, yes!”

PEARL knows all the secrets of the sea, and speaks the language of the dolphins and the whales. Go deep with

TOM soars above his ancient lands on proud, strong wings, watching, guarding, remembering. Look, up in the sky, it’s

HALEY floats like a butterfly and hits like a piledriver. Light as a feather in the wind, hard as a ton of steel, that’s our

THADDEUS will knock you down, roll over you, and save your soul. Cry hallelujah, brother, and pray you don’t get in the way of the

That girl CLEO gets around. Pop , she’s here, pop , she’s there, pop , she’s just behind you. Watch out for

RACHEL has the bestest collection of stuffies anywhere. They’re all so soft and cute and cuddly, just like the

An iron man from the Iron Range, WALLY has steel in his fists and a furnace for a heart. Rust never sleeps and neither does

The KING is the mystery man from down along the border. Where is he from? What can he do? Who dares to look beneath the mask of

There’s never a loser when ROSA deals the cards. Diva or demon, snake or lion, even death itself, they’re all in the hands of

ALI likes to dust things up. The girl has got a little devil in her. From the land of Elvis and the Living Gods comes

JOHN burns bright by day and night in half a hundred hues. Let those who hide in darkness cower, and beware the light of

MICHELLE is always blowing bubbles, but best not stand too close when they start bursting. She’s

HOWARD is the man that Jetboy would have been. He’s seen The Jolson Story , but his own tale is just beginning. Make way for