A Stairs - Eva Ibbotson

Then Rupert, aware that he was holding the professor up, came to the point.

‘I was wondering, sir, if you’d do me a favour? A very considerable one, I’m afraid.’

Professor Fitzroy straightened from the bedroll he had been tying and looked at the Earl of Westerhotae. Most of his archaeological colleagues had been German and he had hated and despised the war. Yet when they’d heard that Rupert Frayne, with exactly ten hours solo flying to his credit, had won the MC for coming to the rescue of a wounded fellow pilot, Fitzroy had surprised himself by treating his whole staircase to champagne. Now he answered Rupert’s query with a single word:

‘Yes.’

- - - -*

An hour later, while making his way down King’s Parade, Rupert heard his name called and turned. Beckoning him from beneath a muslin parasol was an enchantingly pretty girl with blonde curls and huge, blue eyes, dazzlingly arrayed in pleated white linen.

‘Zoe!’

Delightedly, Rupert went over and took the hand she offered in both his own. Zoe van Meek had been the nicest, the most sensitive, of the VADs who’d nursed him, and he remembered with admiration the efforts she had made to overcome her tender heart and achieve the degree of efficiency the job required. ‘My goodness you look devastating! Going on the river?’

Zoe nodded. ‘I’m just on my way to Cats.’

‘Unchaperoned?’ said Rupert, pretending to be shocked.

‘Well, not quite; I’m going with a party,’ she said smiling up at him, ‘my aunt and uncle live here; it comes in very handy for May Balls and things.’

Her voice was a little breathless, for suddenly seeing Rupert like that had stirred up something she’d believed safely buried. The tendresse which so many of his young nurses had felt for the Earl of Westerhokne had gone rather deeper with Zoe van Meek - so much so that she had been almost relieved when she was transferred from the officers’ quarters down to the men’s wards on the floor below. But after her move she had seen almost as much of Rupert as before, for as soon as he was even partially ambulant, Rupert had insisted on going down to talk to the men. The only time she’d seen Rupert lose his temper was when the bossy ward sister, obsessed by rank and protocol, had attempted to turn him back. She could see him now, sitting still as stone by Corporal Railton’s bed until he died - and Railton hadn’t even been one of his own men, just a lad he’d met on the hospital ship coming home.

‘You’re not married yet?’ asked Zoe.

‘At the end of this month,’ said Rupert, his voice expressionless.

Zoe sighed. She’d had three offers of marriage at the Peterhouse Ball alone and a young merchant banker sent her roses every day - yet at this moment she would gladly have changed places with Muriel Hardwicke.

And partly from mischief, partly to give her thoughts a more cheerful turn she said, ‘And how do you like your new relatives?’

‘What do you mean?’ asked Rupert, puzzled.

‘Muriel’s family I mean, up in Yorkshire.’

Rupert frowned. ‘Muriel doesn’t have any family, Zoe.’

Zoe dimpled up at him. ‘Oh yes she does! I was up there for Verena’s ball and she took me into the village. Old Mrs Hardwicke was truly splendid, especially after she’d had her morning stout, but I think my favourite was Uncle Nat…’

Rupert took her arm. ‘I’ll escort you to St Catherines,’ he said. ‘And now, please tell.”

And Zoe, accepting his escort with alacrity, told.

- - - -*

Mrs Bassenthwaite’s illness hit Proom hard. True, it was a while since the housekeeper had taken a very active part in the running of Mersham, but in her quiet way she had held the strings together. Deprived of a working companion of nearly thirty years’ standing, Proom found that a great many extra tasks fell on. his shoulders. Normally, in the spate of work building up for the wedding, he would have relied on his right-hand man, James. But James had been acting strangely of late. Nothing could make James incompetent, but these days Proom would often see him in his pantry, the polishing cloth hanging from his hand, staring listlessly at the silver. He scarcely ever seemed to whistle, and when Peggy had enquired in her friendly way after his trapezius muscle he had turned from her without a word.

Then one morning he didn’t come down to work at all. The new hallboy, engaged as a result of the affluence Muriel had brought to Mersham, was despatched to the men’s attics and came down to say that he had knocked on the first footman’s door and been told to scram, and scram fast.

Proom himself went to investigate.

James was sitting on his bed wearing only his pyjama trousers. Over the years he had turned his attic into a replica of the gymnasium where his heroes built up, with patience and dedication, their splendid, monumental bodies. There was a long mirror, and a set of iron dumbells racked in pairs from the smallest five pounder to the hundred-pounder that James now worked with ease. There was a chest expander with coiled springs like the hawsers of an ocean liner, a stationary bicycle it had taken him thirty weeks to save up for and a pair of scales discarded by the old weigh house at Maidens Over. And on the walls, everywhere, pictures … Pictures of Mhatsi Adenuga, the fabled ‘Abyssinian Lion’, his oiled and ebony muscles held in a classic ‘double biceps’ pose … of the great Sandow, supporting on his shoulders a platform containing nineteen people and a Pekinese…

And on the bed, James, staring blankly into space. James who, through years of unremitting labour, had turned his scrawny, undersized body into something that could be set with honour beside these giants. No one, not even Proom, knew what it had cost James. The freezing hours before dawn doing the endless leg curls, the agonizing bench presses, never giving up even when, week after week, the scales held steady and the next weight proved immovable. But he’d done it … and now…

Proom’s footsteps, silent as always, made no impression.

‘What’s up then, James? Why aren’t you downstairs?’

No answer.

‘Come on, lad, what is it? Are you ill?’

James shook his head.

‘Well, if you aren’t, there’s work to be done. Sid’s brought the Venetian glass down from the storeroom, but I’m not trusting anyone but you to set it out.’

Again that wretched shake of the head. ‘What’s the use?’ said James tonelessly. ‘What’s the blinkin’ use? All this stuff -‘ he waved his hands. ‘I might just as well throw it in the sea. I’m fifty inches round the chest, Mr Proom, and that’s not bad going seeing I was thirty-six when I began. But there’s not a darn thing I can do about my height. I can flog my guts out and I’ll still be five foot eight, and will be till the day I die.’

‘Well? I myself am only five foot nine. I cannot see the relevance of your remark.’

‘ James turned. ‘Didn’t she tell you? She’s going to bring in matched footmen.’

‘Miss Hardwicke did mention it. She’s going to bring back powdering too. It’s old-fashioned but you never minded it, if I recall.’

‘No, I don’t mind. I’m all for a bit of class. But I’m not going to be a footman. They’ve got to be over six feet. Six foot two she wants them, if possible.’

Mr Proom shrugged. ‘It never seemed to me wise to employ servants for their size or the shape of their calves, but that is neither here nor there. Whatever happens, you’ll still be first footman in this house.’

‘No, I won’t,’ said James tonelessly. ‘She’s not going to sack me, you understand. “His Lordship speaks so highly of my work”.’ James’ parody of Muriel’s genteel tones was devastating in its accuracy. ‘There’ll always be some odd jobs I can do about the place. “Mr Proom will find you something useful to do, I’m sure.” ‘