David Wallechinsky - The Book of Lists

A.E. Ann Elwood

A.K. Aaron Kass

A.W. Amy Wallace

A.T. Alan Tigay

B.F. Bruce Felton

B.F.G. Bryan F. Griffin

C.D. Carol Dunlap

C.F. Chris Fishel

C.O.M. Carol Orsag-Madigan

C.Ro. Christopher Rouse

C.R.M. Claude R. Mowry

C.S. Carl Sifakis

D.B. Danny Biederman

D.L. Don Lessem

D.P.M. David P. Monahan

D.W. David Wallechinsky

D.W.B. David W. Barber

E.H.C. Ernest H. Corfine

E.F. Ed Fishbein

E.N Edward Nizalowski

F.B. Fern Bryant

F.H. Frank Henry

H.A.K. H. Arthur Klein

I.W. Irving Wallace

J.Ba. James Barnett

J.Be. Jeremy Beadle

J.B.M. Joseph B. Morris

J.F. Josh Fishel

J.Hu. Jannika Hurwitt

J.R.L. James R. Longacre

K.A. Kayti Adkins

K.A.M. Kenneth A. Michaelis

K.A.R. Karla Rosenbusch

K.H.J. Kristine H. Johnson

K.P Karen Pedersen

L.B. Linda Bosson

L.C. Linda Chase

L.K.L. Linda K. Laucella

L.K.S. Laurie K. Strand

L.O. Laurel Overman

M.B.T. Marguerite B. Thompson

M.J.H. Michael J. Hayes

M.J.T. Michael J. Toohey

M.W. Mike Ward

N.C.S. Nancy C. Sorel

N.R. Nicholas Rennison

P.F. Pamela Fields

P.S.H. Paul S. Hagerman

R.A. Randy Alfred

R.C.B. Richard C. Brown

R.H. Robert Hendrickson

R.J.F. Rodger J. Fadness

R.K.R. R. Kent Rasmussen

R.S. Ray Spangenburg

R.T Richard Trubo

R.W.S. Roy W. Sorrels

S.B. Sue Berkman

S.C.B. Scott Bradley

S.R. Steven Raichlen

S.S. Steven Sherman

T.C. Tim Conaway

T.D. Tom Dodds

W.A.D. William A. DeGregorio

W.D. Wendy Dreskin

Lists without initials were written by A.W. and D.W.

As Oscar Wilde observed, the only sin is to be bored. We believe it is an equal sin to be boring, and if the great wit was correct, then the authors and millions of Book of Lists readers are quite unblemished by sin: for we place a high value on curiosity.

The original 1977 volume of the Book of Lists , and its all-new sequels, inspired nearly 200 imitation volumes. These have included books of lists about movies, rock’n’roll, Judaism, the Bible, general sports, and countless other subjects. The books spawned games, toilet paper with lists on it, CD-Roms, calendars and television shows. We had no idea that The Book of Lists would become a bestseller, let alone a phenomenon. We thought we were just having fun.

The Book of Lists rose to number 1 on the bestseller lists, and was published all over the world. Young readers wrote to tell us they’d bought our book for fun, and were using it to spice up their schoolwork. Older readers locked themselves in bathrooms, curled up in bed, took the book to parties and demanded more editions. We invited their contributions, which came pouring in, and we featured many of them in the editions that followed.

Although we are pleased to have popularised a genre that so many people enjoy, we do not pretend to have been its founders. That honour goes to the Reverend Nathaniel Wanley, author of Wonders of the Little World , a book of lists first published in 1678. We didn’t know about the Reverend Wanley when we wrote our own Book of Lists , but a glance through his table of contents shows striking similarities: ‘Of such People and Nations as have been scourged and afflicted by small and contemptible things’, ‘Of such as having been extremely Wild, and Prodigal, or Debauched in their Youth, have afterwards proved excellent Persons’, ‘Of such as have been seized with an extraordinary joy, at what hath followed there-upon’.

The trend never died down, and in recent years has had a dazzling renaissance. We appear to live in an age in which the volume of information available to us is far too overwhelming for our minds to process. The everyday lists we all make are a balm to a cluttered mind; list-making puts things in order, it clarifies, it helps coax truth from the cracks of the universe, and it invites our favourite question: ‘What if…?’

In the present volume, we have updated our readers’ favourite lists, prepared an array of new material, and included lists from a wide variety of notables and celebrities, such as Ian Rankin, Philip Pullman, Johnny Cash, Brian Eno, Elmore Leonard and Ben Schott, to name only a few.

We owe much of the inspiration for this volume to our father, Irving Wallace, who always hoped we’d continue to compile new editions. Whenever possible, we have concentrated on lists that cause readers to laugh out loud, gasp, shake their heads in wonder, or call out ‘Wait until you hear this!’ To quote Mark Twain’s introduction to The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn : ‘Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.’

1. Dylan Thomas, (1914–53), poet: 91

2. John F. Kennedy (1917–63), president: 88

3. Rocky Marciano (1923–69), boxer: 82

4. Malcolm X (1925–65), civil rights activist: 80

5. Marilyn Monroe (1926–62), actress: 79

6. Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara (1928–67), revolutionary leader: 77

7. Anne Frank (1929–45), diarist: 76

8. Martin Luther King, Jr (1929–68), clergyman and civil rights leader: 76

9. James Dean (1931–55), actor: 74

10. Sylvia Plath (1932–63), poet: 72

11. Elvis Presley (1935–77), singer: 70

12. John Lennon (1940–80), musician: 65

13. Bruce Lee (1940–73), martial artist and actor: 65

14. Otis Redding (1941–67), musician: 64

15. Ritchie Valens (1941–59), singer: 64

16. Jimi Hendrix (1942–70), musician: 63

17. Janis Joplin (1943–70), singer: 62

18. Jim Morrison (1943–71), musician: 62

19. Bob Marley (1945–81), singer: 60

20. Marc Bolan (1947–77), musician: 58

21. John Belushi (1949–82), comedian: 56

22. Douglas Adams (1952–2001), science fiction writer: 53

23. Princess Diana (1961–97), royalty: 44

24. Kurt Cobain (1967–94), musician: 38

25. River Phoenix (1970–93), actor: 35

After Lazarus died, Jesus led his disciples to visit Lazarus’s sisters, Mary and Martha. When the friends of Lazarus agreed to show Jesus the cave where Lazarus’s body was laid, Jesus wept.

On the morning of his inauguration, President Clinton and his family attended services at Washington’s Metropolitan African Methodist Episcopal church. As the choir sang hymns, tears rolled down Clinton’s cheeks. Clinton teared up frequently as his years in office continued. Once, when caught on camera laughing and joking at a funeral, Clinton suddenly realised he was being filmed. Having learned ‘the Nixon lesson’, he instantly grew serious and tears came to his eyes. Right-wing TV host Rush Limbaugh played the tape in slow motion repeatedly, sending his studio audience into fits of mirth. Tom Lutz, the author of Crying: The Natural & Cultural History of Tears , observed that crying for male politicians was ‘a 1990s version of kissing babies’.