Masande Ntshanga - The Reactive

My back cramps on the toilet seat. I lean over and try to stretch it. Then I take two more painkillers and look down at the space between my legs. In the dim light, my phone blinks blue before going off again. This indicates the arrival of a new message.

I hear my colleague Dean stumble into the next stall. His knees drop on the floor and he starts to heave, the room filling up with the smell of vomit. Without fail, Dean brings a hangover to work with him on Sunday shifts. Saturday nights, he plays drums for the house band at The Purple Turtle, a popular punk bar in the middle of Long Street. The owner, a Rastafarian named Levi, keeps half the earnings the bands bring in for him at the door. He compensates for this by keeping a bar tab open for the performers when they finish a set. I stand on the toilet seat and give Dean the rest of my painkillers. Then I sit back down and press a button to take my phone off standby.

Ruan maintains the email account we use for orders. The new message, cc’d to Cissie, is about a bulk order. I open it and read the MMS on the toilet seat.

It’s one paragraph long, and it doesn’t have a lot to describe. The client says he’ll buy everything off us, paying us double for the order. He doesn’t want any parcels or messengers, he specifies; we have to meet him in person or there’s no deal. I read it twice and look at my phone for another moment. Then I flush the toilet and rinse my hands off at the sink.

On my way out, Dean looks up from his open stall and thanks me.

Dude, really, he says, and I nod.

His blond hair sticks to the sweat on his forehead, and he sits crumpled on the floor. He’s wearing an old torn Pantera shirt. I reach for the handle and shut him in.

Then I walk back out to work.

I have this job I guess I should’ve mentioned. I work in Green Point, at a DVD rental store — the Movie Monocle — and I clock in every Sunday to Wednesday. The money from the orders Ruan, Cissie and I take in, as well as the allowance I receive as compensation for what happened to me all those years ago at Tech, is enough to keep me on my feet when my landlord calls me at the end of each month.

What they have me do here is stand behind a low vinyl counter — a hollowed-out semi-circle — where I become captain in my black shirt and orange cap, taking in rolled-up twenties and membership cards from the patrons of the Movie Monocle. This is where you’ll find me. Whenever I look up from my hands, I can see movie posters lined up against the yellow walls, about three meters above the gray carpet tiles, each one touching the edges of the next. Directly in front of me, two ceiling fans whop the air, equidistant from my counter and the back wall.

I dry my hands on my jeans before I settle myself behind the counter. Then I take another look at Ruan’s email. I press reply and ask Cissie and Ruan if this client isn’t a cop.

They don’t answer me for a while. Then Cissie sends back a reply: I hold reservations about thinking it’s a cop thing…

I wait for her to finish.

She writes, I mean, guys, we shouldn’t panic right away, should we? This could just be someone’s idea of a bad joke, right?

I sigh.

On Sundays, Cissie takes a train out to visit her aunt in a nursing home in Muizenberg. She uses this time to ease herself into a gentle comedown. In order to organize her body’s depletion of dopamine, and to quell her unease about mortality, Cissie surrounds herself with aging bodies.

In an octagonal courtyard, she and her aunt pick out grass stalks which they knit into small bows and wreaths. This is where I imagine her now: lying on her back and typing with the sun in her face.

I decide to let it go. Then I get a message from Ruan.

I had the same thought about the police, he says.

This doesn’t surprise me, either. Like me, Ruan rarely shares a moment of Cissie’s tranquility. He gets comedowns no worse and no better than anyone else. Sundays for him just mean another computer in another room. He tells me he knows where I’m coming from.

I’m about to scroll down when I hear the storeroom door open. I slip my phone in my pocket and place my hands on the counter. I try to keep my back straight.

My manager appears from the door in the far wall, holding up a plastic clipboard.

That’s it, keep smiling, he tells me.

I nod.

Until two months ago, Clifton was just another peon who worked the counter here at the Monocle. He got promoted after Red, our last manager, gave notice and moved to Knysna. Clifton’s been giving us orders ever since. I wait for him to turn the other way before I pull out my phone.

Placing it on the counter, I read the rest of the message from Ruan.

This guy isn’t a cop, he says, but he knows who we are.

He forwards Cissie and me a new mail. We each take a moment to read it. The message was delivered by the client at noon. It includes our names, where we live and where we work, and at the bottom it says, I am not the police. Then the client tells us he’ll pay us first. We can decide what we want after that.

Meaning we can just take the money, am I right? Cissie says.

I’m about to answer her when I hear Clifton meandering into our store’s Action section. He’s run out of things to do again. He raises his clipboard and scratches the back of his neck, powdering his black collar with a mist of dandruff. I go back to my phone.

To Ruan and Cissie: okay, what’s going on here?

Neither of them replies for close to a minute and I start to feel concerned. This returns me to Bhut’ Vuyo, and on impulse I open my uncle’s second message. I’m about to reply when Clifton raps his knuckles on the counter.

Hey, he says, there’s no sleeping on the job.

I nod.

No chatting on the phone, either.

I close the text from my uncle and put the phone away.

Good, he says.

I watch Clifton turn his head towards the unit we’ve got mounted above the counter. Slowly, his face pinches inward.

Jesus, okes, he says. This is not on. This won’t work at all.

I turn and look up at the unit. It’s a black-and-white horror movie Dean’s put on mute. Cornered by a hideous monster, a young woman backs up against a dungeon wall.

Clifton shakes his head. Guys, come on, he says. This isn’t appropriate. You know what the rules are for the DVD.

I tell him it isn’t my fault, everything was on when I came in.

Sure it was, he says.

The woman is now naked, lying in a puddle of black blood. Clifton walks around to my side of the counter, squeezes past me, and turns it off.

He sighs. Where’s Dean?

He’s in the bathroom, I say.

Great. You leave, and he enters. Do you plan it like this?

Maybe.

Clifton presses his clipboard against his chest, scowling like a sitcom villain. I watch him as he stomps off to hassle Dean in the lav. Then I look back down at my phone.

I’ve just received a notification SMS from the bank, Ruan says.

He tells us it’s a deposit, and when he types out the amount, I stare at my phone for a while, making sure I’m parsing the figure right.

The client wants to meet up no later than today, Ruan says. He’s scheduled the meeting at Champs, a pool bar next to the railway station in Mowbray.

I nod, but I have to scroll back up to the figure.

In the end, Cissie recovers from the shock before I do. She asks Ruan for a description of the client, a way to locate him inside the bar.

On his side, Ruan takes a moment to pass the question on and the three of us wait for the man to respond. Eventually, he types back to say we should look for the ugliest man in the bar. I wait for Ruan to explain, but he doesn’t say anything further.

Then, all at once, I feel done at the Monocle. For the first time since I signed on with them, about a year ago now, I don’t wait for my hours to arrive at their official cut-off point, or even for Clifton, my new ex-manager, to come back from scolding Dean inside the bathroom. I turn around and switch the DVD player back on. Then I drop my orange cap on the counter and walk out, making my way to the taxi rank on the station deck above Strand.