Pamela Anderson - Star Struck

“What?”

“Well, I just thought, what with the third degree you were interrogating me,” she snapped.

“I’m sorry,” he said gently. “You just seem so strange.”

“Well, I feel strange,” she continued. “Isn’t that what I’ve been trying to tell you?”

“Is everything all right?” he asked, genuinely confused.

“I’ll have to get back to you when I know, but thanks for your concern.” Star clicked off the phone, regarding it irritably for a moment before dropping it into the toilet.

Her captive was waiting patiently for her when she returned to the bed.

“What did I do last night?” she asked herself.

And then, with a child’s impatience on Christmas morning, she tore off the sheet and found herself staring into the face of the rock-and-roll musician Jimi Deed, bound, gagged, and tied to her bed. Star hadn’t seen Jimi since she threw him out of her trailer back on the California set of her TV show, Lifeguards, Inc. The only way she’d been able to convince him to leave had been to agree to go out with him when she got back from Cabo, though he’d called persistently and threatened to follow her. She was still in Cabo, and yet here he was.

“What are you doing here?” she demanded, unconsciously waving the gun at him.

Jimi winced, crying out in fear as the barrel of the shiny pistol passed near his nose.

“Oh, sorry about that,” she said, embarrassed and apologetic, although continuing to wave the gun around. “It’s not mine,” she explained. “I’m not sure how it got here. For that matter, I’m not sure how you got here. I’m not really a gun person; I don’t even know how it works, really. I mean, I guess you just pull on…”

And with that, the room was suddenly and violently filled with feathers raining down like the first snow of the season. Jimi screamed through his gag and writhed wildly on the bed, his head next to the blackened remains of the pillow she’d shot out from under him. She looked like an angel with a .45.

“Oh… I’m so very sorry,” she said, putting the gun on the bedside table. “You don’t look too dangerous. Well not most of you, anyway,” she said, lifting the sheet for a peek under the big tent he was pitching. She gave a low appreciative whistle. “Looks like you’ve got a bigger pistol than me.”

Jimi struggled vainly against his bonds, startling Star. She dropped the sheet, frightened, but soon realized that he was no threat to her in his present condition.

“So how did you wind up here?” she said, sitting down beside him.

Jimi made some rather defiant noises through his gag.

“Oh, right, the gag,” she said, knocking herself in the forehead with the heel of her hand. “My bad. Now, no screaming. I doubt anyone would hear you or, judging from this room, care. But I’ve got a really bad hangover from all this champagne, so, shhh.”

Star unbuckled the very professional ballgag that was in his mouth, allowing him to spit out the orange ball.

“What the fuck?” he demanded.

“What do you mean?” Star said, rising. “And what the hell are you doing in my hotel room?”

“I’m tied to the bed and you’ve got a gun,” he said. “Two plus two.”

“When did you get here?” she asked, still puzzled. “What happened last night?”

“I’ve been here for three days,” he said. “Last night just made it clear I should have left after two. Or killed you. Now will you let me go? I was supposed to be somewhere last night.”

“You’ve been here with me for three days?” Star asked, not really paying much attention to what he’d said after that. “How is that possible?”

“Are you going to let me go?”

“I don’t know. Do you promise not to tell anyone about all this?”

“I promise I’ll visit you in Mexican jail,” Jimi snarled, straining at his bonds.

“Now you have to promise me that you won’t get me in trouble,” Star said, rising, alarmed by his belligerent attitude even in his present circumstances.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” he said with a snort of laughter. “You kidnapped me and tied me up at gunpoint.”

“Oh that’s ridiculous,” Star said, laughing. “I’ve never had to tie a man up, unless he wanted me to.”

“Well, it seemed hot at first,” Jimi admitted, doing what he could to shrug. “But then you wouldn’t let me go, and that’s kidnapping.”

“You seem pretty glad to see me this morning,” she said, reaching out and playfully tweaking the persistent erection, tenting the sheets in front of him. “Maybe we could work something out.”

“Work something out?”

“Well, used to be you wanted to date me pretty bad, as I remember.”

“That was before I married you and you tied me up and kidnapped me!” he roared. “Now all I want to do is see you behind bars.”

“M-m-m-married?” Star stuttered. “I’m married?”

“Since yesterday.”

“My mom is definitely not going to approve of this.”

“She was pretty pissed,” Jimi laughed.

“She was here?”

“No, you called her to tell her,” Jimi nodded smugly.

“Oh my God.”

“What else happened? How did you get here?”

“You really don’t remember, do you?”

Star only shook her head in answer.

“I’ll make you a deal,” Jimi said. “You untie me and let me go to the bathroom, and I’ll tell you what happened.”

“No, I don’t think I can trust you yet.”

“We’re married,” Jimi said with a touch of self-righteousness.

She looked at him.

“Okay, so that doesn’t count for much,” he agreed. “But I really do have to pee.”

She looked around the room and found the solution—an ice bucket, filled with slush and an upended bottle of Cristal. She arose from the bed where she’d been sitting, grabbed the bucket, and, marching out onto the balcony of her top-floor rooms, dumped the contents down the combined heights of the high-rise hotel and the steep cliffs on which it sat, into the Pacific, hundreds of feet below.

Leaving the French windows open, she walked back to the bed where he lay and pulled back the sheets.

“I can’t believe I don’t remember this,” she said, taking his cock in her hand and guiding it into the ice bucket.

“You can’t be serious!” he snarled.

“Roll over as much as you can,” Star said playfully. “It’s time for a little game of fireman and hose.”

“Fuck you.”

“Suit yourself,” she shrugged, taking the bucket away.

“I’ll piss right here,” he said defiantly.

“And you’ll lie in it,” she said, folding her arms under her naked breasts.

“Mother fuck,” he said, turning his hips as much toward her as he could, bound to the bed as he was.

“Oh, you want the bucket back now?”

“Just put it over here.”

“Say please.”

“Please,” he said through gritted teeth.

Once again she took his cock in her hand and guided it into the bucket.

“Wow,” she observed, looking at the almost-full bucket.

“Well, I’ve been tied up since last night.”

“Okay then…” Returning from the bathroom where she’d emptied the bucket, Star took a seat on the bed, legs folded Indian style beside Jimi’s naked body. “So, tell me what happened.”

“You didn’t untie me,” he said, turning his head away.

“Tell me,” she said, reaching out and toying with his now deflated cock.

“No,” he said. “Cut it out.”

“Tell me,” she coaxed, stroking him back to erection.

He shook his head violently from side to side.

“Come on,” she said, stroking harder.

“Get the fuck off of me,” he protested.