'So – you're a preacher?' I ask.
He doesn't answer. After a minute you hear a gentle wheezing from his nostrils, and see his tongue laze around his mouth. Then his face nods onto his chest. He's asleep. I study him for about six decades, until I get bored of the shadows and the damp, then I slide off the bunk, and step away to knock for the guard.
Lasalle stirs behind me. 'Crusty young outcast,' he says, 'all brave and lonely, older than his years…'
My feet weld to the floor.
'Lopin away to hop another bus outta town.' I turn to see a yellow eye pop open and shine at me. 'Only one bus leaves these parts, son – and you know where it's goin.'
'Excuse me?' I stare at his ole slumped form, watch his lip hang dopey from his jaw.
'Know why you down here with me?' he asks.
'They didn't say.' I sit back down on the opposite bunk, and slouch to see under the shadow of his cap. His eyes glisten through the dark.
'Only one reason, boy. Becausen you ain't ready to die .'
'I guess not,' I say.
'Becausen you spent all these years tryin to figure things out, and in figurin them out you got tangled up worse'n before.'
'How do you know ?
'Becausen I'm human.' Lasalle creaks to the edge of his bunk. He takes a big pair of glasses from his shirt pocket, and puts them on. Huge moon eyes swim through the glass. 'How you feel about us humans?'
'Heck, I don't know anymore. Everybody's just yelling their heads off about their rights, and stuff, and saying, "Nice to see you," when they'd rather see you in the river with your neck cut. I know that much.'
'Boy, ain't it the truth,' says Lasalle with a chuckle.
'Ain't it just? Folks lie without even thinking about it, like every day of their lives, "Sir, I woke up with a fever," then they spend the whole rest of their lives telling you not to lie…'
Lasalle shakes his head. 'Amen. Sounds to me like you plain don't want to associate with those people no more, you rather not even be around.'
'You're right there, Pastor.'
'Well,' he says, eyeing up the cell. 'You got your wish.'
That kind of hits me sideways. I sit up.
'What else did you wish for, son? I bet you wished you could shut your mama up once or twice before, I bet you dreamed of quittin home.'
'I guess I did…'
'Presto,' he says, opening out his hands. 'You lookin more and more lucky.'
'But, wait – that ain't the right logic…'
His eyes bore through me, a hardness comes to his voice. 'Ahhh, so you a logical boy. You all strung out on everybody else's lies, and everybody else's habits that you hate, becausen you logical . I bet you can't even tell me a thing you love .'
'Uh…'
'That cos you such a big man, all crusty and independent? Or wait, lemme guess – it's probably cozza you ole lady – I bet she the type of lady makes you feel guilty about the leastest thing, the type who probably gives the same dumb ole cards on you birthday, with puppy-dogs, and steam trains on 'em…'
That's her.'
Lasalle nods, and blows a little air through his lips. 'Boy that woman must be one stupid cunt. Must be the dumbest fuckin snatch-rag that ever roamed this earth, probably is so butt-spastic…'
'Hey, hey - you sure you're a pastor ?'
'Boy, she one selfish fuckin piss-flap…'
' Wait, goddammit !'
There's a noise at the door, the peephole darkens. 'Keep it down,' says the guard.
I realize I'm on my feet, with my fists clenched tight. When I look back to Lasalle, he's smiling. 'No love, huh, kid?'
I sit down on the bunk. Velcro maggots crawl up my spine.
'Lemme tell you something for free – you'll have a honey of a life if you love the people who love you first. Ever see your ma choose a birthday card for you?'
'No.'
He laughs. 'That's becausen there ain't the hours in a boy's agenda to watch her stand and read every little word in those cards, turn every feeling over in her soul. You probably too busy hiding the thing in you closet to read the words inside, about rays of sunshine the day you came into the world. Huh, Vernon Gregory?'
Heat comes to my eyes.
'You messed up, son. Face it.'
'But I didn't mean for anything to happen…'
'Stuff needed to happen, kid. Different stuff from this. You just ain't faced your God.' Lasalle goes to his pants pocket and pulls out a rag for me to wipe my eyes. I use my sleeve instead. He reaches over and wraps a wrinkly hand around mine. 'Son,' he says, 'ole Lasalle gonna tell you how it all work. Lasalle gonna give you the secret of this human life, and you gonna wonder why you never saw it before…'
As he says it, I hear movement in the corridor outside. Footsteps. Then Lally's voice.
'The key to this first public vote', says Lally, 'is not to give too many choices. We need to pick a shortlist of prisoners, advertise them well, then open the voting lines and see who performs.'
It sounds like he's with at least three other men. The guard knocks urgently on our door, but doesn't open it, like he just wants us to shut up.
'We have a hundred and fourteen ready to go,' says another man. 'You mean put up three dozen or so, for the first vote?'
'Tch, no way. I mean put up two or three, at most. Flesh-out their characters for the audience, show interviews, reconstructions of their crimes, tears from the victims' families. Then give the candidates web-cam access for the last week, live to air – a head-to-head battle for sympathy.'
'I see,' says the guy. 'Kinda Big Brother , huh?'
'Precisely, just how we sold it to the sponsors.'
'But how do we select the first two?' asks a third man.
'It doesn't really matter, provided the crimes are strong enough. I heard a concept the other day that kind of interested me, though, I think it was on a game show or something – " The last shall go firs t," it said. Has a ring to it, don't you think?'
'Nice,' says the fourth man. 'Top-of-mind recall.'
'Precisely.'
Their footsteps slow as they approach the cell, you hear the guard clink to attention.
'Any reason for you to be down here, Officer?' asks Lally.
The guard shuffles on the spot, then a shadow passes over the peephole. 'Open this door,' says Lally. The key turns, and he looks inside. 'What have we here?' He turns to the guard. 'Aren't the men supposed to be segregated?'
'Oh sure, sure,' says the guard, fidgeting with his keys. 'It's just like, therapy, you know? A little counseling makes the living easier up on the Row.'
Lally frowns. 'This boy is a mass-murderer – surely it's a little late for counseling. Anyway, these cells are out of bounds, we're installing sound post-production down here.'
'How's your mama?' I ask Lally. The words skim from my lip like spit. 'Motherfucker.'
'Jesus, kid!' chokes the guard.
Lally stifles an impulse to lash me, his business cronies keep him chilled. I stare slow deaths at him. 'There ain't prayers enough in heaven to stop me paying your fucken ass back,' I hear myself whisper. Even Lasalle recoils.
Lally just smirks. 'Break them up.'
'Yes, sir,' says the guard. He straightens, and waves an angry hand at Lasalle and me. I try to catch Lasalle's eyes, but he just shuffles away.
'Lasalle – what's the secret?' I hiss after him.
'Later, kid, later.'
Lally smiles at me as I leave the room. 'Still trying to figure things out, eh, Little man?' He gives an asthma laugh, then his voice folds into echoes as he leads his men away. 'So, February fourteenth we launch the first vote.'
'You mean Valentine's Day?' asks another man.
'Precisely.'
Guess what: you can receive junk-mail on Death Row. The week before the first vote I get a sweepstakes letter that says I definitely won a million dollars; at least that's what it says on the envelope. I think you have to buy encyclopedias to get it or something, or to maybe get it. I also find a Bar-B-Chew Barn token entitling me to a Chik'n'Mix for two, at any of their branches across the State. Yeah, they're across the State now. Tomorrow the world, I guess.
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