Michael Chabon - The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh

"Which other friend did he meet?" he said.

I slid forward and knelt before the telephone, head hung.

" Cleveland."

"Oh? Why didn't I know that?"

"I suppose your intelligence service failed you." I stared at him. Didn't he know what he-what I-had just done? What had I just done?

"I guess I'm not paying those fellows enough," he said, and smiled unhappily.

"Well. I must have forgotten to mention it."

Cleveland. When I'd thought of him at all in the past few days, it was only with a vague anxiety, easily dispelled by Arthur's slightest syllable or caress, and at that moment it seemed possible-no, forgive me, but it seemed desirable-that Cleveland, with his new career, was lost to us forever, vanished into the vanishing world of my father, two polar bears on an ice floe drifting off into a waste of white fog. I might never see anyone but Arthur, my fancy Arthur, ever again.

"Why are you smiling?"

"I'm free," I said.

Arthur was polishing off the last half-inch of wine, I was rinsing the speckled film of herb butter from our dinner plates, and we'd just decided to go for a walk, when the doorbell rang.

"Who could that be?"

"'I must have forgotten to mention it,'" he said, rising and heading for the hall. I turned the water off, so I could listen, but Arthur had swung shut the door to the kitchen, something he never did. Who could it be? I thought I heard him say hello, in an uncharacteristically morose tone of voice, then thought I heard a woman say, '"Lo." Something heavy was dropped in the hallway, and then there was the sound of a loud kiss, a real smacker. I set the sponge down, dried my hands on my pants, and went out into the hall.

Arthur, blushing deeply, was tugging at a woman, trying to draw her into the living room. Her eyes were blue and cold as his, though ringed with dark circles; she had his straight nose, and his mouth, set between two deep lines, and his blond hair, though long and full and veined with the colorless strands of age; her faded clothes fit her poorly; and a tiny silver Jesus writhed on a cross that hung from her neck. There were, in the ducking motion of her head, in the red devastation of her hands, the marks of submission to hard work and sorrow, and she looked at me now as though she expected me to deliver some very unhappy news.

"Art Bechstein, this is my mother, Mrs. Ondine Lecomte. Mother, this is my friend Art." He made the introductions quickly, with an odd chopping motion of his hands, then began almost literally to push her out of the hallway, into the living room.

"Wow, hello, Mrs. Lecomte, how great to meet you," I said, coming on strong. I didn't want Arthur to deny me this clue, this glimpse into the most secret of secret worlds. Mrs. Lecomte would not, however, look me in the face; her eyes went to her ruined hands, and she turned bright pink, a mannerism of Arthur's whose source I might have been charmed to discover, had it not made me feel painfully ashamed of myself. I felt as though it were I who'd corrupted Arthur; I felt the word "corruption."

"I just came over with some of Arthur's mending," she muttered. "Your shirts, honey. I sewed new buttons. Fixed that collar."

"Great, Mom, thanks. Okay, let's go into the living room, here. What a nice house." As they went out, he turned back toward me and said, "I'll be back to help you with the dishes in a few minutes. Then we can go for a walk."

"I get the message," I said, but I was determined. I put the kettle on, and in five minutes got pot, cups, spoons, and a sugar bowl on a little tray and out into the living room, where I caught them as they were about to stand up.

"Coffee?" I said.

Slowly they lowered themselves back onto their science-furniture chairs, at the same time and with an identical air of being trapped. I served the coffee and was disappointed, shocked, indicted, and disturbed by the plain fact of Arthur's mother. I had mythologized her, and this might have accounted for my feeling so disillusioned and at sea, but the really disturbing thing was that her sad, wrinkled face and worn smock forced me to recognize that, in some fundamental way, I knew absolutely nothing about Arthur. I had assumed, without his ever having said so, that his manners, dress, and taste were the product of a wealthy, summer-house, three-car, private-tutor, dancing-tea background. Now I began to see that he was largely his own invention.

"I don't know how you get yourself into these kind of houses," said Mrs. Lecomte with a thin smile, looking around her at the pretty-art on the walls. "Always so big and empty and fine. They're like-"

"Yes, Mom."

"Mrs. Lecomte," I said, "I really am glad to meet you. I've heard so much about you."

"Oh." She slurped her coffee, wincing, and stared deep into it. We gripped our cups and sat watching as four or five angels of silence passed through the room. "Did you go to Mass Sunday?" she said at last, already ducking her head in anticipation of her son's reply.

"Ah, no, Mom, I didn't. I haven't been since Ash Wednesday." This was a lie, and I was surprised at him. He'd been to Mass several times that I knew about, and he always claimed, without embarrassment, that it made him feel Good. "Do you know about Ash Wednesday, Art?" he said. "All the priests get together Tuesday night-"

"Please," his mother said, her cup rattling faintly on its dainty flat saucer.

"-and they have this really big party."

"Arthur." She set the coffee down.

"And then Wednesday morning," he said, smiling his hardest smile, "they empty all the ashtrays into this big bowl-"

"I'm leaving, Arthur," she said, and stood up, trembling, and I saw then that this, like all of Arthur's relations, was a game they played. He probably came as close to blasphemy as he needed to until she started to cry. Then maybe they had a forgiveness ritual.

"Oh, please don't go," I said. "Here, Mrs. Lecomte, have some more coffee."

"No, I should go," she said, finally looking at me-for a second or two-with her laughless eyes. "I've got to get up early tomorrow, but thank you, honey."

The last word was barely audible and probably automatic, but it touched me. She was, after all, Arthur's mother, and I didn't want her thinking I was some Emissary from Hell sent to despoil her son, or something. Mothers usually thought I was swell.

"Oh?" I said. "What do you do?"

Arthur came over and put his arm around her shoulders. He started to tow his mother again.

"Thanks for coming by, Mom. Thanks for doing the shirts."

"I clean houses," she said. "Like this one."

She cast a last wistful and derisive glance across the glittering brass and the rubber plants of the Weatherwoman's salon, and then Arthur kissed her cheek and got her out the door. After he'd shut it, he leaned back against it, outspreading his arms, panting slightly, as people do in the movies when they have at last got rid of the boring date or the terrible creature of slime.

We wound up, as usual, in the bedroom, only this time, for the first time, our rhythms were out of phase, the tongues and touching without effect, and it quickly became apparent that something was wrong.

"I don't attract you anymore," he said, throwing an arm across his eyes.

"Nonsense," I said. "You're more fascinating than ever. "

"Because my mother's a maid?"

"Because your dream mother's a duchess," I said, and I described the childhood and upbringing that his ways and looks so clearly suggested.

"That's Cleveland," he said. "Private tutors, the summer house. He had all those things. Ha. And look at him."

"Maybe you were switched at birth."

"What you saw tonight is not who I am." He sat up on one arm and fixed me sternly with his eyes, as though administering an important lesson or a reprimand.

"No."