John Irving - The Cider House Rules

Lorna was pale and blond, whereas Melony was dark

and darker; Lorna looked frail and she coughed a lot,

whereas Melony looked almost as strong as she was and

her lungs were a set of engines. Yet the women felt they

belonged together.

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When they requested that they be put next to each other on the assembly line, their request was denied. Friendships, especially talkative ones, were considered counterproductive on the line. Thus Melony was allowed to work alongside Lorna only when the line was reassembled on a sick day. Melony was made to endure the crackpot homilies of Doris and the lost ball bearings of Wheelchair Walter, as everyone called him. But the enforced separation from Lorna on the work line only made Melony feel stronger in her attachment; the attachment was mutual. That Saturday they put in for overtime together, and they worked side by side through the afternoon.

At about the time that Candy and Homer Wells were crossing the bridge over the Kennebec and driving into downtown Bath, Lorna dropped a ball bearing down the cleavage of Melony's work shirt. It was their way of getting each other's attention.

'There's a Fred Astaire movie in town,' Lorna said, snapping her chewing gum. 'You wanna see it?'

Although her voice lacked the studied heartiness of Dr. Larch's, Mrs. Grogan did her best to inspire a welcome response to her announcement to the girls' division. 'Let us be happy for Mary Agnes Cork,' she said; there was general sniveling, but Mrs. Grogan pressed on. 'Mary Agnes Cork has found a family. Good night, Mary Agnes!'

There were stifled moans, the sound of someone gagging in her pillow, and a few of the usual, wracking sobs.

'Let us be happy for Mary Agnes Cork!' Mrs. Grogan pleaded.

'Fuck you,' someone said in the darkness.

'It hurts me to hear you say that,' Mrs. Grogan said. 'How that hurts us all. Good night, Mary Agnes!' Mrs Grogan called.

'Good night, Mary Agnes,: one of the smaller ones said.

'Be careful, Agnes!' someone blubbered. {434}

Goodness, yes! thought Mrs. Grogan, the tears running down her cheeks. Yes, be careful.

Larch had assured Mrs. Grogan that the adoptive family was especially good for an older girl like Mary Agnes. They were a young couple who bought and sold and restored antiques; they were too active in their business to look after a small child, but they had lots of energy to share with an older child on the weekends and in the evenings. The young wife had been very close to a kid sister; she was 'devoted to girl talk,' she told Dr. Larch. (Apparently, the kid sister had married a foreigner and was now living abroad.)

And Wilbur Larch had a good feeling for Bath: he'd always maintained a friendly correspondence with the pathologist at Bath Hospital; good old Clara had come from there. And so it seemed perfectly fine to him that Mary Agnes Cork had gone to Bath.

Mary Agnes was attached to her own name, and so they allowed her to keep it, not just the Mary Agnes but the Cork, too. After all they were Callahans; a Cork went with a Callahan, didn't it? It sounded a little modern for Mrs. Grogan's tastes, although she allowed herself to be pleased at the thought that she'd named someone for keeps.

Ted and Patty Callahan wanted Mary Agnes Cork to view them as friends. The first friendly thing the young couple did was to take Mary Agnes to her first movie. They were a robust couple, and in their opinion they lived near enough to the movie theater in Bath to walk; it was a long walk, during which Ted and Patty demonstrated some of the basic differences between a fox-trot and a waltz. The December sidewalk was sloppy, but Ted and Patty wanted to prepare Mary Agnes for some of the dazzle of Fred Astaire.

Off the Kennebec a damp, chilling wind was blowing and Mary Agnes felt her collarbone ache; when she tried to join the Callahans at dancing, the old injury felt loose, then it throbbed; then it grew numb. The sidewalk was {435} so slippery, she nearly fell-catching her balance on the fender of a dirty green van. Patty brushed her coat off for her. People were outside the movie house, buying tickets in the failing light. On the sliding panel door of the van, Mary Agnes Cork recognized the apple monogram-the W.W., and the OCEAN VIEW. She had first seen this emblem on a Cadillac-there had been a kind of hunger line; she remembered that beautiful girl standing aloof and that beautiful boy passing out the food. They're here! Mary Agnes thought, the beautiful people who took Homer Wells away! Maybe Homer was still with them. Mary Agnes began to look around.

Homer and Candy had not had much luck finding the Italian restaurant that Ray had recommended; they'd found two or three Italian restaurants, each one serving pizza and submarine sandwiches and beer, and each one so overrun with workers from the shipyards that there was no place to sit. They'd eaten some pizza in the van and had arrived at the movie early.

When Homer Wells opened his wallet in front of the ticket booth, he realized that he'd never opened his wallet outdoors-in a winter wind-before. He put his back to the wind, but still the loose bills flapped; Candy cupped her hands on either side of his wallet, as if she were protecting a flame in danger of going out, and that was how she was in a position to catch her own, treasured clump of pubic hair when it blew free from Homer's wallet and caught on the cuff of her coat. They both grabbed for it (Homer letting the wallet fall), but Candy was quicker. Some of the fine, blond hairs may have escaped in the wind but Candy seized the clump tightly-Homer's hand closing immediately on hers.

They stepped away from the ticket booth; a small line moved into the theater past them. Candy continued to hold her pubic hair tightly, and Homer would not let her hand go-he would not let her open her hand to examine what she held; there was no need for that. Candy knew what she held in her hand; she knew it as much from {436} Homer's expression as from the clump of pubic hair itself.

'I'd like to take a walk,' she whispered.

'Right,' said Homer Wells, not letting go of her hand. They turned away from the theater and walked downhill to the Kennebec. Candy faced the river and leaned against Homer Wells.

'Perhaps you're a collector,' she said, as quietly as she could speak and still be heard over the river. 'Perhaps you're a pubic hair collector,' she said. 'You certainly were in a position to be.'

'No,'he said.

'This is pubic hair,' she said, wriggling her tightly clenched fist in his hand. 'And it's mine, right?'

'Right,' said Homer Wells.

'Only mine?' Candy asked. 'You kept only mine?'

'Right,' Homer said.

'Why?' Candy asked. 'Don't lie.'

He had never said the words: I am in love with you. He was unprepared for the struggle involved in saying them. No doubt he misunderstood the unfamiliar weight he felt upon his heart-he must have associated the constriction of that big muscle in his chest with Dr. Larch's recent news; what he felt was only love, but what he thought he felt was his pulmonary valve stenosis. He let go of Candy's hand and put both his hands to his chest. He had seen the sternum shears at work-he knew the autopsy procedure-but never had it been so hard and painful to breathe.

When Candy turned to him and saw his face, she couldn't help it-both her hands opened and grasped his hands, the blond wisp of pubic hair flying free; a current of rough air carried it out over the river and into the darkness.

'Is it your heart?' Candy asked him. 'Oh God, you don't have to say anything-please don't even think about it!'

'My heart,' he said. 'You know about my heart?'

'You know?' she asked. 'Don't worry!' she added fiercely. {437}

'I love you,' Homer Wells croaked, as if he were saying his last words.