Scott Spencer - A Ship Made of Paper

Carl and Julia look as ifthey have recently graduated at the head of their class in the Prussian PostureAcademy.With their shoulders squared, their backbones straight as pool cues, they surreptitiously warm their hands, rubbing and squeezing them under the cover ofthe starched linen tablecloth.When the turkey is brought steaming and fragrant to the table, they follow it carefully with their eyes but make no comment, no oooh ofpleasure, no ahhh ofanticipation.Their faces show no gaiety;in fact, they came close to not showing up at Kate and Daniel’s house at all.

After more than seventyThanksgivings, the thought ofmissing one struck them as being something less than tragic, and, further, they both suspected that somewhere during the long, gluttonous, tryptophane-infused afternoon there was a very real chance that their son would fi-nally vent his rage over being eased out oftheir will.

Daniel, for his part, has no such plan.He is glad his parents are here, glad he and Kate and Ruby do not have to face this holiday feast on theirown.

Kate, too, is glad for the Emersons’presence.Though she does not find them altogether agreeable company, and, more important, she is quite sure they don’t care for her—her southernness makes her seem alien to them, her life as a writer seems vain, her single-motherhood was bad planning, and they also suspect she is a lush—they are, nevertheless, family, and right now the idea offamily seems important to Kate.

As for Ruby:everyone’s voice seems too loud.The food smells like medicine.Her patent leather shoes, unworn for months, feel full of sand.She feels continually as ifshe has to go to the toilet, but when she does nothing comes out.Her stomach has hurt her all day, and the day before that, and the day before that, too.She cannot stop wondering what everybody would do ifshe pounded her fists on the table and screamed.

Three hours later, Carl and Julia, exhausted by the meal, by the concertina-wire tension in the house, Ruby and her constantly imploring them to get down on the floor with her and watch her play with her Le-gos, or to read to her, leave.They leave what is left ofthe fifteen-pound turkey, leave bowls ofstuffing, quivering masses ofcranberry sauce, a casserole ofyams and Brussels sprouts, two pies, pumpkin and pecan, they leave a spatter ofcandle wax on the heirloom white ofthe table-cloth, bowls ofnuts, wine glasses blurred by greasy fingerprints.In the end, not very much food has been consumed, and even less ofit has been enjoyed, but the meal is registered in the Great Book ofHolidays, and Daniel’s parents, much to his surprise, give him a last-minute embrace as they are making their way out the door—a little eruption ofaffection that he believes to be expressive oftheir boundless reliefto be finally getting out ofthere.“Stay in touch!”Carl shouts over his shoulder, as they scam-per toward their car.The sky is a flat chalky black, the murkiness ofwater in which a paintbrush has been swirled.

Daniel closes the door, turns to survey the conditions ofhis house arrest.He cannot see the dining room, but he can hear the angry clatter of dishes being cleared;nor can he see the little den in which they keep theirTV, but that, too, he can hear.Ruby is watching Little House on the Prairie, her favorite show.It seems to be aThanksgiving special, she wants to watch make-believe people enjoy the holiday.Daniel will wait a few moments before going in to join Kate on cleanup—right now, he is sure she is slugging back the wine people have left in their glasses, and he doesn’t want to walk in on it, doesn’t want to have to react.He checks his watch.It is only a few minutes past eight o’clock and he stands at the edge ofwhat remains ofthe night, feeling hopeless and beset, as ifpeer-ing across a river too broad to cross.He imagines the dinner over on Ju-niper, probably in all the confusion and conviviality ofa large family gathering they are just sitting down to eat.He imagines the laughter, the little side comments, the well-worn repartee ofbrothers and sisters.

Daniel forces himself into the dining room.Sure enough, the wine glasses are all empty.They are all four on their side and placed around the turkey carcass on the great white platter, which Kate has just lifted offthe table.Daniel collects the two bottles ofChilean cabernet and, as he suspected, they are both empty, not even a little tannic slosh at their base.He hates to calculate, but the math ofthis is inevitable.Two bottles equals twelve nice glasses ofwine.He himself has had two, his father one, his mother her usual festive zero, leaving nine for Kate.Nine glasses ofred wine do not a lost weekend make, but nevertheless:it’s still nine glasses.But wait!There’d been cocktails before the first bottle had been uncorked.A dish ofolives and a little platter ofsmoked salmon, both of which Daniel had picked up himself that morning at one ofLeyden’s new gourmet shops, obligingly openThanksgiving morning.The little appe-

tizers had been laid out and Kate had asked,“Who wants a drink?”No-body really did, but Daniel, thinking he was somehow covering for her, said he’d have one, too, and she brought out a quart ofone ofthe Nordic vodkas and poured a neat one for Daniel and one for herself, and now that he thinks ofit she drank it down with nary a shudder, so the chances are it was not her first little taste ofthe day.

Daniel is unable to help himself from making a bit ofa show ofputting the empties in the recycling sack.“Poor old soldiers,”he mutters over their socially responsible grave, and when Kate fails to react to that he pushes the matter.“That was pretty decent wine, wasn’t it?”Kate is at the sink, with her back to him.The scalding water rushes out ofthe tap—he’s got to remember to turn down the temperature on the hot-water heater, while he is still on hand—and a cloud ofsteam rises from the basin.She is motionless;the plates and glasses remain on the counter next to the sink, and Daniel figures that she is waiting for him to do some real work here, something a little more useful than checking the empty wine bottles.He joins her at the sink—he will rinse and she can put things into the dishwasher, the pots and pans can soak until morning.But as soon as he is next to her, or, really, a few seconds after that, because it takes a few beats to come up with the courage to glance at her, he sees that her face is a deep sorrowful pink, her eyes are shut, and her hollow, downy cheeks are slick with tears.He places a hand on her shoulder.

“Get your fucking hand offofme,”she says in a whisper.

He lifts his hand slowly, lets it hover in midair for a moment, and then brings it to his side.

“What do you want me to do, Kate?”

“I want you to die.”

He sighs, shakes his head, and says,“Short ofthat.”He can scarcely believe he’s said something so glib, he tries to cover it quickly.“Why don’t I clean up here?You did most ofthe cooking.”

She picks up the five dinner plates and drops them into the sink.They land with a crash, yet somehow none ofthem break.Then she goes for the platter upon which the turkey still stands, but Daniel stops her before she drops that, too.He slowly wrests the platter from her.At first she resists, but then she seems to lose interest in creating any further havoc.She puts her hands up, steps back, like a criminal who has just been disarmed.

“You want to do the dishes? Do the fucking dishes,”she says.

He is so imprisoned by the grisly emotional logic ofa love affair at its end point that he almost shouts, No, goddamnit, he will not be doing the dishes.True, Kate cooked the turkey but he, always the more domestic one in their sinking domestic partnership, was responsible for the cran-berry sauce, the vegetables, the salad.And what is there to cooking a turkey?You put it in the oven, deck it out in some sort ofReynoldsWrap biohazard suit, peek in on it every hour or so, and in the meanwhile you can be sneaking little pulls on the oldAbsolut.But then, sanity and self-interest, not always boon companions, do a little synchronized swim-ming across his brainpan and he realizes that his relieving Kate ofall household duties would be the very best thing he could do right now.