Raymond Bradbury: Farewell Summer

NIGHT, IN CALVIN C. QUARTERMAIN'S LEMON-sour house, and him in bed, discarded long ago, when his youth breeched the carapace, slid between his ribs, and left his shell to flake in the wind.

Quartermain twisted his head and the sounds of the summer night breathed through the air. Listening, he chewed on his hatred.

"God, strike down those bastard fiends with fire!"

Sweating cold, he thought: Braling lost his brave fight to make them human, but I will prevail. Christ, what's happening?

He stared at the ceiling where gunpowder blew in a spontaneous combustion, all their lives exploded in one day at the end of an unbelievably late summer, a thing of weather and blind sky and the surprise miracle that he still lived, still breathed, amidst lunatic events. Christ! Who ran this parade and where was it going? God, stand alert! The drummer-boys are killing the captains.

"There must be others," he whispered to the open window. "Some who tonight feel as I do about these infidels!"

He could sense the shadows trembling out there, the other old rusted iron men hidden in their high towers, sipping thin gruels and snapping dog-biscuits. He would summon them with cries, his fever like heat-lightning across the sky.

"Telephone," gasped Quartermain. "Now, Calvin, line them up!"

There was a rustling in the dark yard. "What?" he whispered.

The boys clustered in the lightless ocean of grass below. Doug and Charlie, Will and Tom, Bo, Henry, Sam, Ralph, and Pete all squinted up at the window of Quartermain's high bedroom.

In their hands they had three beautifully carved and terrible pumpkins. They carried them along the sidewalk below while their voices rose among the starlit trees, louder and louder: "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out."

Quartermain turned each of his spotted papyrus hands into fists and clenched the telephone. "Bleak!"

"Quartermain? My God, it's late!" "Shut up! Did you hear about Braling?" "I knew one day he'd get caught without his hour-

"This is no time for levity!"

"Oh, him and his damn clocks; I could hear him ticking across town. When you hold that tight to the edge of the grave, you should just jump in. Some boy with a cap-pistol means nothing. What can you do? Ban cap-pistols?"

"Bleak, I need you!"

"We all need each other."

"Braling was school board secretary. I'm chairman! The damn town's teeming with killers in embryo. "

"My dear Quartermain," said Bleak dryly, "you re-

mind me of the perceptive asylum keeper who claimed that his inmates were mad. You've only just discovered that boys are animals?"

"Something must be done!"

"Life will do it."

"The damned fools are outside my house singing a funeral dirge!"

"The Worms Crawl In? My favorite tune when I was a boy. Don't you remember being ten? Gall their folks."

"Those fools? They'd just say, 'Leave the nasty old

"Why not pass a law to make everyone seventy-nine years old?" Bleak's grin ran along the telephone wires. "I've two dozen nephews who sweat icicles when I threaten to live forever. Wake up, Gal. We are a minority, like the dark African and the lost Hittite. We live in a country of the young. All we can do is wait until some of these sadists hit nineteen, then truck them off to war. Their crime? Being full up with orange juice and spring rain. Patience. Someday soon you'll see them wander by with winter in their hair. Sip your revenge quietly."

"Damn! Will you help?"

"If you mean can you count on my vote on the school board? Will I command Quartermain's Grand Army of Old Crocks? I'll leer from the sidelines, with an occasional vote thrown to you mad dogs. Shorten summer vacations, trim Christmas holidays, cancel the Spring Kite Festival-that's what you plan, yes?"

"I'm a lunatic, then?!"

"No, a student-come-lately. I learned at fifty I had joined the army of unwanted men. We are not quite Africans, Quartermain, or heathen Chinese, but our racial stigmata are gray, and our wrists are rusted where once they ran clear. I hate that fellow whose face I see, lost and lonely in my dawn mirror! When I see a fine lady, God! I know outrage. Such spring cartwheel thoughts are not for dead pharaohs. So, with limits, Cal, you can count me in. Good night."

The two phones clicked.

Quartermain leaned out his window. Below, in the moonlight, he could see the pumpkins, shining with a terrible October light.

Why do I imagine, he wondered, that one is carved to look like me, another one just like Bleak, and the other just like Gray? No, no. It can't be. Christ, where do I find Braling's metronome?

"Out of the way!" he yelled into the shadows.

Grabbing his crutches, he struggled to his feet, plunged downstairs, tottered onto the porch, and somehow found his way down to the sidewalk and advanced on the flickering line of Halloween gourds.

"Jesus," he whispered. "Those are the ugliest damned pumpkins I ever saw. So!"

He brandished a crutch and whacked one of the orange ghouls, then another and another until the lights in the pumpkins winked out.

He reared to chop and slash and whack until the flesh flung in all directions.

"Someone!" he cried.

His housekeeper, an alarmed expression on her face, burst from the house and raced down the great lawn.

"Is it too late," cried Quartermain, "to light the

"The oven, Mr. Cal?"

"Light the god-damned oven. Fetch the pie pans. Have you recipes for pumpkin pie?"

"Yes, Mr. Cal."

"Then grab these damn pieces. Tomorrow for lunch: Just Desserts!"

Quartermain turned and crutched himself upstairs.

THE EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE GREEN TOWN Board of Education was ready to begin.

There were only two there beside Calvin C. Quartermain: Bleak and Miss Flynt, the recording secre-

He pointed at the pies on the table. "What's this?" said the other two. "A victory breakfast, or maybe a lunch." "It looks like pie to me, Quartermain." "It is, idiot! A victory feast, that's what it is. Miss Flynt?"

"Yes, Mr. Cal?"

"Take a statement. Tonight at sunset, on the edge of the ravine, I will make a few remarks."

"Such as?"

"Rebellious rapscallions, hear this: The war is not done, nor have you lost nor have you won. It seems a draw. Prepare for a long October. I have taken your

Quartermain paused and shut his eyes, pressed his fingers to his temples, as if trying to remember.

"Oh, yes. Colonel Freeleigh, sorely missed. We need a colonel. How long was Freeleigh a colonel?"

"Since the month Lincoln was shot."

"Well, someone must be a colonel. I'll do that. Colonel Quartermain. How does that sound?"

"Pretty fine, Cal, pretty fine."

"All right. Now shut up and eat your pie."

THE BOYS SAT IN A CIRCLE ON THE PORCH OF Doug and Tom's house. The pale blue painted ceiling mirrored the blue of the October sky.

"Gosh," said Charlie. "I don't like to say it, Doug- but I'm hungry."

"Charlie! You're not thinking right!" "I'm thinkin' fine," said Charlie. "Strawberry shortcake with a big white summer cloud of whipped cream."

"Tom," said Douglas, "in the by-laws in your nickel tablet, what's it say about treason?"

"Since when is thinking about shortcake treason?" Charlie regarded some wax from his ear with great cu-riosity.

"It's not thinking, it's saying! "

"I'm starved," said Charlie. "And the other guys, look, touch 'em and they'd bite. It ain't workin', Doug."

Doug stared around the circle at the faces of his soldiers, as if daring them to add to Charlie's lament.

"In my grandpa's library there's a book that says Hindus starve for ninety days. Don't worry. After the third day you don't feel nothing!"