Adam Thirlwell - Lurid & Cute

ROMY

No let me tell you why there will be no revolution –

ME

OK –

ROMY

Because if you are one of the people who owns an iPhone or likes to pizzatweet and so on then in any rightful revolution you will be a target –

ME

Uh?

ROMY

Sure, the ones who have multiple private bank accounts and speak fourteen languages can get the fuck out and will be safe on Mustique. But the happy person who just happens to have enough to live on but not, let’s say, escape , will be hunted. They will be hunted down and massacred. And the happy people know this — they know this very well which is why they stay very quiet and why there will never be a revolution in our lifetime.

The problem is that such conversations can so quickly be conversations about other things. In some way, I knew, if she was talking about the lack of revolution then there was a way in which this was not exactly what she was saying. And I did think also that I possibly understood the implications.

where Romy separates from our hero for ever

For of course in the end Romy was tired of this, and tired of us. I understood that and I was tired, too. I would have liked to propose that maybe we could all live together, in some commune reminiscence of the orgy which now felt so long ago, but it seemed not the ideal moment to make such a proposition.

— You understand me, yeah? she said.

— I think I do, I said.

— This has to stop, she said. — I’m not waiting any more.

It was very obviously the opposite of any commune proposition, and yet I was surprised to discover not only a wild sadness in me but also possibly a sense of relief, not because this situation was now over but that in some way it was simpler. Very neatly therefore I replaced my vision of a commune with a vision of private happiness. Perhaps, I was thinking, this would mean that I could become a new thing with Candy, a way of being that would renew our vows and make the entire past different. Perhaps utopia had all along been present, but in a different way. This was also possible.

— But we can still be friends, I said.

And Romy looked at me.

— I don’t know, she said. — Like, maybe we shouldn’t talk for a while.

— For how long? I said.

— I don’t know, she said.

I was trying very hard to think because perhaps she was not as definite as she seemed, in which case I could at least keep in some form of communication with her, and if we could communicate then possibly my sadness would be less, and that was very important to me at this time. But also I did have no idea, because the problem is that people are often very nice, especially when they are saying things that are hurtful and causing harm, which only means that the harm then takes much longer to be understood, and therefore is maybe more hurtful.

— I mean, I’m supposed to rescue you, is that it? Or you’re supposed to rescue me? she said.

— I never said that, I said.

— Look at you, she said. — Just look at you.

It was a very difficult moment, when suddenly everything I thought I cared about just vanished. I could see the living room of my parents’ house and my dead dog and I wanted to tell Romy this, I wanted her sympathy and understanding but I suddenly realised that in fact we would never talk again. Darkness was descending everywhere. It’s baffling when you consider how trivial you might seem, just by imagining your future self considering your own past. I was trying to remember only a few days before, when I was considering growing a moustache that could be ideally Mexicano but maybe more realistically one of those Sichuan glamour moustaches from the early twentieth century — just a slick line like a kid’s drawing of a wave or the flourished squiggle of mustard on a hot dog. I mean a moustache like a cubist quotation. That had been my pastime, and now these pastimes seemed just old and very fragile. Like also I’d been listening often to pirate radio on the Internet, which was very absorbing until the DJ at the end of his show explained that he was going to be lonely, with no one to talk to at home until his mother got back from work — and that , machacho, I thought, is what is meant by sadness, when it turns out that even the DJs still live at home with their parents — or so I had wanted to tell Romy, or Candy, or anyone who would listen. Whereas now such reflections seemed rendered insubstantial.

— Well, how long? I said. — Like a week?

— Yeah, maybe, she said.

— Well, OK, I said.

Because I did think that maybe this would be OK. I could understand if she only wanted a week in which to spend some time apart.

— Or maybe longer, she said.

— OK, I said.

— I mean, a week it wouldn’t feel real, or maybe any definite time, she said.

— You mean for ever? I said.

— Yeah no I think so, she said.

And I was just about to howl or yelp or yowl — because the discovery that everything is temporary, or that everything can be made temporary by the will of another person, that’s a terrifying discovery, however much you know it is always possible — when Candy arrived with Tiffany, with boxes of manifestos and declarations that required immediate sorting, and so I could not howl because that is not how these things happen. Instead the conversation continued, and we talked about other things, and Romy was gone, for ever, the way a marble sculpture might have been lost in the more classical times — just tipped overboard from a trireme in the process of some shipjacking by a bored and overworked Viking.

& so in his anguish he tries to talk about suffering

To watch her disappear like that was a terrible experience. I wanted to talk it over very fast with Hiro, in very deep breadth, but instead we had the wider distraction of a conversation, and to have your attention divided in this way is never a restful situation. It creates a small persistent sense of difficulty. Nevertheless, I tried to understand the general tone — while around us accordions were being played and a stage for lectures was being constructed out of cardboard. How will we help people at a distance? Tiffany was saying. Because that really is a major problem, perhaps the major problem of our time. How will we think about the suffering that we are causing every day? And I did, of course, agree with her concern.

— Like what? said Hiro.

And Tiffany took out her phone and showed him a movie, for everywhere on the Internet were these cameraphone movies from our war zones — and they were total snuff movies, absolutely, except not in the manner of hutong violence with people’s nails ripped out or eyes made into jelly. I mean if your idea of gore-fest is when you see a man bite out his tongue or there is brain on somebody’s brogue, then this was nothing. The scene that Tiffany showed us was more like one of those ski slopes beside the autoroutes, if you also allow that this particular slope was inside a concrete hut. Four men were practising their skiing technique, with their arms outstretched and invisible sticks in their hands. They were just practising but with real goggles on. Also beside them were two other players who had given up the game, and were now lying on the concrete floor — and what was strange was how familiar it all looked, this scene, with these two people lying down exhausted. It was like twilight at a music festival, or the horizontal soccer players of a tragic penalty shootout. Possibly if you looked very hard then the neckline of a man’s white vest was really red but it was difficult to see. And then among these men a soldier moved, encouraging them with a helping hand or cheering backslap to resume their skiing position, but instead he only seemed to manage to transform them into an atonal avant-garde choir — emitting sad whimpers and groans, small noises, the way our dog would whisper like an elf throughout the night. It was very disturbing, the way these movies on the one hand showed nothing at all, and on the other hand you knew that this seemingly innocent surface was also total pain and suffering. It meant you found yourself asking crazy questions like you might ask about a sex scene in the old movies, e.g. Are they really doing it or not? Yes, the whole real thing was very unclear. And according to Tiffany, the only way to refuse this was to make the audience part of the picture. For we really are all film critics and in a mute parenthesis I considered Dolores and our conversations, and wondered what she might say. Because in the end, Tiffany added, the basic problem is how to live in a community. And of course, absolutely, I agreed. I thought that this project was magnificent. But I was not so sure that large-scale projects were always possible. Even politics, when you think about it, is so much smaller than you first assume: it is you in a public square, with a megaphone and a felt-tip placard, or one person in a suburban apartment being tortured, handcuffed in a bath, sprayed with a hand-held shower. Or not even that. I mean, I continued — trying not to think about Romy or about Candy, and yet only thinking about them both — because I was starting to lose the noble line of my reasoning, and wanted to resume it — the world you ever inhabit is very small and limited.