Catherine Lacey - Nobody Is Ever Missing

You would do that?

I thought I detected a bit of wonder in his voice, that he’d like to become part of a story, any story.

Yeah, of course.

You would take something of ours and turn it into a scene?

I’d exaggerate it, of course. It wouldn’t be the same.

What do you mean?

It would have to be so much more dramatic to make it onto the show. I mean, to those characters a twelve-dollar glass of bourbon is nothing — someone would have to pour a really good bottle of Scotch on the table. Something rare.

I guess so , he said.

As we walked home that night smelling like the bourbon that had drizzled onto our knees, I knew that my husband was a song that I had forgotten the words to and I was a fuzzy photograph of someone he used to love and I also knew that the song that my husband was, the song I had forgotten, was not only forgotten but no longer existed, that there had only been one record of it and it had been melted down and turned into something else and only one person knew how to sing it and that person was long since dead. My husband and I were no longer the people that fit easily into each other’s life, but we suggested those people, and this was why I would often catch him looking at me as if I merely looked familiar to him. We did not exist, the we we thought we’d always be.

On the ferry back to the North Island I sat at the bar because the tender tender was there and I tried to not be disappointed that she didn’t seem to remember me. I read Mrs. Bridge again, or, rather, just moved my eyes over the words and wondered where I was going or what I should do now or how I was going to find a way to disappear my wildebeest. I thought of the first time I saw the tender tender and remembered the halo of the inaudible noise I heard back then and I felt compelled by it, but also suspicious of it, and there was a dissonance, between the inaudible noise and the suspicion, a long chord in a minor key. I didn’t know if I would call Jaye or not call Jaye, if going to Napier would be worth the trouble, if anywhere was worth the trouble. I watched the tender tender moving around, pouring pints and prying caps until she leaned down on the bar, head propped in hands, to watch a staticky TV. A police rendering of a woman was on the screen, then a second and a third version, each with slight variations, the different ways that witnesses had remembered her. Her eyes slightly larger in this one; a longer nose in that. There were no photographs of her, the television said — this woman had avoided photographs her whole life.

You know what she did, don’t you?

She kill somebody? the man said.

Tried to , the tender tender said. Tried to kill her husband. Killed her little girl’s pet rabbit and set the neighbor’s house on fire.

She did, did she?

Aye, she did. She left her husband tied up and covered with rabbit blood.

Someone said once that they’d never heard of a crime they couldn’t imagine committing, and I realized then that if I had a daughter and she had a rabbit and that rabbit was alone with me and I was feeling the way I felt right now and I had a way to kill that rabbit and the time to spend killing that rabbit then killing the rabbit was something I could imagine myself possibly doing or at least considering doing or being on the edge of doing. And smearing a husband with the blood wasn’t such a far step after that if you had a desire to smear your husband with blood and smearing someone with blood was something I could imagine a situation calling for because there were at least a few people in this world that I wouldn’t not like to see smeared with blood — one person being Werner for fucking my plans, for sending me back out into a life with my wildebeest, to figure out a way to live here and I didn’t want to do that and I didn’t know how to do that and I wasn’t sure how I was going to do that—

A man sitting beside me leaned over and said, Ya travelin’?

It took me a second to get back into this place, this boat where I was floating between islands and not setting a house on fire and smearing a person with blood, but I somehow said, Yes, I am.

The man was somewhere between attractive and haggard, like he’d been a stunt double for a classic movie star but had been beaten up a few too many times.

I saw you get outta a car by the station — hitching?

I didn’t like that he’d made a dotted line between the person I’d been an hour ago and the person I was now.

Yeah, have been , I said.

American?

Yeah.

I’ll tell you something — and I don’t say this to upset you, just to make you think — there was this American girl here about this time last year and she’d been hitching about, getting from here to there, you know. Maybe it had been a few months of this and she’d been doing just fine until this bloke picked her up round Christchurch and he chopped her up into about fifty-five pieces and left her all over the country.

He wasn’t looking at me as he spoke. We both watched the tender tender, our patron saint.

All right , I said. Well. Thanks for letting me know.

I don’t say it to make you stop what you’re doing, but just so you know it’s not the smartest thing you could do and you should watch out — you know, think about what you’re doing. Don’t get into the car with someone who looks like they might be able to chop you up.

No one can make decisions based on hypothetical knife skills , I didn’t say.

You Americans are always saying how you come here and don’t want to leave but I don’t think you mean dead and chopped up, you know? That’s not what you mean.

I’d never said anything about not leaving.

The tender tender came over, looked at my glass, and looked at me and that was all she needed to know to fill it to the rim again and, oh, dear God, I will love her every day for the rest of forever.

For at least an hour I just walked up and down the same few blocks in Wellington, thinking about hitching up to Napier to see Jaye, and when I thought of Jaye I would hear the inaudible noise but then the minor chord would start and the dissonance would begin and I would walk back the other way, think of calling Dillon or going to a hostel, and the inaudible noise would gain volume over the minor chord, and I would decide against Dillon or a hostel, then start walking toward the highway again until the minor chord came back, and this went and went for a while, my pacing — noise, chord, dissonance, noise — but finally my thumb caught a car before my mind could change and when I got to Napier I got out of the car downtown and I found a pay phone and called the number Jaye had given me so many weeks earlier. It rang and rang and no one answered and nothing happened so I hung up and watched the passing cars. They went by slowly, calmly, all stopping at the stop sign, taking their turn to do what they should do until one car sped past the stop sign and hit another car in the intersection and that car tried to swerve but jumped a curb and ran into a building and a window shattered right out of it. A man started shouting, then ran up to the pay phone and dialed and yelled and I started thinking about the time that Ruby called me in the middle of the day to ask me to come over to her apartment and when I got there she was frying bacon, frying it one slice at a time, putting it on a plate then sitting and eating it, then getting up and frying another slice. She finished a whole package that afternoon and I didn’t know whether to be amazed or afraid, amazed or afraid — I couldn’t choose which to be and neither one was happening naturally and what was I to make of it, all this bacon eating? The other car had spun a circle and was now hip to hip with a parked car, squeezed together like a picture of friends. Steam or smoke leaked from the car hood, and was I amazed or afraid? I couldn’t get a grasp on a feeling and I kept thinking of Ruby putting slick slices of bacon in her mouth. Her eyes seemed foggy and far-off and I remembered that she had endured a childhood not unlike mine but also very unlike mine, this woman who was my sister, but only legally, this person who’d emerged on the other side of the world, the product of some strangers’ bodies, this woman with whom I’d endured the same parents— who was she? Bacon turned itself into her body, thickened her blood with lipids.