Andrew O'Hagan - The Illuminations

Esther arrived first and brought one of those sweet Italian loaves full of sultanas that Maureen secretly liked but always said was too rich. Scott and Jack, Esther’s two, gave their grandmother big, self-conscious hugs, and she wanted to tell them to take off their massive shoes. It was all problems of size when it came to the family, big hugs, massive shoes, the small thanks she got, the exorbitant need for Wi-Fi. ‘Can you not do without it for five minutes?’ she said to Scott when he asked what the password was. ‘We don’t have anything like that in here.’ She shook her head. ‘We’ve enough to do just trying to keep the place clean and tidy.’

With his gelled hair and his love-bite there was suddenly something quite lewd about Scott. She was sure he was playing with a Harry Potter doll the last time she saw him. You can’t keep up with them nowadays, she thought. One minute they’re using your handbag as a magic cave for their Lego figures and the next minute they’re advertising how they just had sex. No sooner did her family arrive in the living room than Maureen went into an anxious depression, their need for things belittling her somehow, taunting her, making her yearn for her normal afternoons when she was by herself. Esther’s youngest was silent except for the bleeps and melodies that came from a small red device in his lap.

‘You better turn that off,’ Maureen said. She gathered up the coats and started for the bedroom. ‘The fire alarm in this place is always going off and it’s because these gadgets interfere with the system and break it.’ Jack looked at his brother and the two of them just bit the laces around their necks and smiled into their sweatshirts.

Going off with the coats, Maureen was thinking of Stanley, realising how much better he seemed to her now that she never

saw him. He had once been as handsome as Tony Curtis. He was a fine boy when he was young and Maureen felt proud then to have him. He drove lorries all over Europe and would bring back bottles of perfume for Maureen that nobody else owned, and what a laugh he was. ‘My father had no time for him,’ she always said and her story never varied. ‘He saw him for what he was, but my mother, of course, she thought he was fabulous. Stanley would come in and ply all the old women with drink. He had trouble handing in his wages or staying at home for a week, mind you, but to everyone else he was the great Stan. He always had contraband, as he called it. This was before you could just drive to France to buy drink. He brought all these things from the Continent and my mother and the rest of them thought he was just the best in the world. He always had stories. They thought I was the queer one.’

Standing in her bedroom, with the coats in her arms and the window clear and polished in front of her, Maureen wanted to scream. In the next room they were bustling about, talking and upsetting her cushions and opening the fridge, and it all felt to her like an invasion. She hugged the warm coats and wished they were her nearest-and-dearest: she could just lay them down for the afternoon and then brush them off and send them home. But the actual people? Maybe it’s me, she said to herself, maybe it’s my problem, but I just wasn’t cut out for that way of life. Families and what have you. They would put years on you. She felt guilty when she thought about it later, but there was no getting away from it: her family made her feel like she couldn’t really breathe. Her mother had always made her feel the exact same way, as if she had so many things to prove. And she didn’t have the means to prove them so she might as well not try. ‘Stanley lights up a

room,’ her mother said to her one Hogmanay. ‘But you’ve always got so much on your plate, Maureen.’ She used to dream he went to Spain with her mother and her mother’s friends. Her father was never in the photographs that appeared in the dream, but years after her divorce, long after the kids had families of their own, she would see Stanley drinking sangria from a leather bottle in a bright yellow place in her mind.

The bedroom felt like an old, reliable friend. Maureen looked at the pillows and the mirror and almost whispered to them, speaking out her frustration. ‘I mean it when I say I’m lonely,’ she said to herself, ‘it’s true in the night, but when they come I don’t like it.’ The sentence mortified her but she added more. ‘When they take off their coats I feel mugged by everything they expect.’ She knew it wasn’t fair, that in her mind she lived like a servant when in reality she ruled like a queen. But she couldn’t change, she would never change, and it was her habit now to say they were ‘hurting’ her if they complained. ‘And why would anybody hurt a person who lived on her own?’ She could tell Esther thought this was some kind of strategy to get her own way.

‘See the family: I could run a mile.’ This is what she used to say to Anne next door. ‘I could see them far enough.’

‘What’s wrong?’ Anne said. ‘Don’t you enjoy your family? They all seem so nice.’

‘They’re a handful, Anne. I’m not kidding you. It’s not easy. You don’t know the half of it.’

For years her children had witnessed it on their mother’s face, how put-upon she felt by them, how aggressed by their basic wishes. They tried to understand it. Family life, to her, was a complication best left to television. She liked greeting cards because she could buy them on her own and send them on her own, and

she despatched all responsibility when she posted those cards.

The soaps were her haunting counsel. She watched them and got ideas about how the members of her own family were less than they should be. She said it broke her heart, but, in a sense, she liked it when people let her down. It made her feel justified. Alexander was an alcoholic and a genuine worry to everyone, and there was nothing she could do. He was angry and messed up, his life was out of shape, so he just blamed his mother. She could see that. The other two, Ian and Esther, confused her much more. They had spent years trying to supply her with a new perspective, to little effect. They kept trying and they kept hoping their lives would please her but Maureen had formed a heady resistance to their idea of family bliss. Esther reminded Ian it was a condition she suffered as well as a decision she made. And if she ever took the trouble to compare herself to her own mother, she would see that the same pattern had been repeated. Old Sadie had liked who she was with her friends but not who she was with her family. She hardly ever invited them round, and she, too, hated finding her cushions on the floor. Maureen sometimes felt like a person being punished for no reason.

Stanley said people didn’t really know her. Maureen remembered Esther repeating what he’d said as if it was news from God. ‘Your mother used to be light-hearted and full of fun,’ he also said. Maureen didn’t want to hear it from Esther, but it was true. The children think they know everything but they don’t know the half of it. ‘I used to make cakes and there’d be flour everywhere,’ Maureen said to herself in the bedroom, ‘and halfway to Carlisle he’d open his piece-box and find these perfect wee cakes.’ Maureen knew that Esther had brought it up — what Stanley said — in the hope that the information would boost her mother’s self-esteem.

It’s one of Esther’s favourite expressions, said Maureen, and some of us don’t need boosts and don’t want self-esteem, we just want peace and quiet at the weekend and for the past to stay in the past.

She counted to ten in front of the window. Ian was coming down the path with his daughter and his face was serious, but when they came in she heard the usual cheers. Esther always had to kiss everyone and now she would be greeting her older brother. She’d be lifting the little one and squeezing the poor wee thing to death. It would soon be over, Maureen thought, laying down the coats. The audio books were by the bed and Maureen looked forward to that. You get to a certain age and it’s just too late to start changing. ‘Hello, son,’ she said when Ian entered the bedroom with more coats.