“You think you’re good enough to make the team?” the point guard asked. He tried to hide his smile.
Frank smiled and laughed. “Hey, I know I’m a fat old man, but that just means your feelings are going to be really hurt when a fat old man kicks your ass.”
The players and Coach laughed.
“Old man,” the point guard said. “I didn’t know they trash-talked in your day. Man, what did they do it with? Cave paintings?”
“Just give me the ball and we’ll run,” Frank said.
The point guard tossed the ball to Frank.
“Check it in,” Frank said and tossed it back.
“All right,” said the point guard. “I’ll take the bench, and you can have the other starters. Make it fair that way.”
“One of you has to sit.”
“I’ll sit,” the big guy said and stood with his coach.
“We got our teams,” the point guard said and tossed the ball back to Frank. “Check.”
Frank dribbled the ball to the top of the key, turned, and discovered the point guard five feet away from him.
“Are you going to guard me?” Frank asked.
“Do I need to guard you?” the point guard asked.
“I don’t want no charity,” Frank said.
“I’ll guard you when you prove I need to guard you.”
“All right, guard this,” Frank said and shot a jumper that missed the rim and backboard by three feet.
“Man oh man, I don’t need to guard you,” the point guard said. “Gravity is going to take care of you.”
The point guard took the inbound pass and dribbled downcourt. Frank tried to stay in front of the little guard, but he was too quick. He burned past Frank, tossed a lazy pass to a forward, and pointed at Frank when the forward dunked the ball.
“Were you guarding me?” he asked Frank. “I just want to be sure you know you’re guarding me. I’m your man. Do you understand that? Do you understand the basic principles of defense?”
Frank didn’t respond. Twice up and down the court, he was already breathing hard and needed to conserve his energy.
Frank set a back pick for his center, intending to free him for a shot, but Frank was knocked over instead and hit the ground hard. By the time Frank got to his feet, the point guard had stolen the ball and raced down the court for an easy layup.
“Hey, Coach,” the point guard shouted as he ran by Frank. “It’s only four on five out here. We need another player. Oh, wait! There is another player out here. I just didn’t see him until right now.”
“Shut up,” Frank said.
“Oh, am I getting to you?” The point guard turned to jaw with his teammates, and Frank broke for the hoop. He caught a bounce pass, stepped past a forward, and hit a five-footer.
“Two for Snake Church,” said Coach from the sidelines.
“That’s the only hoop you’re getting,” the point guard said and hurried the ball down the court. He spun and went for the crossover dribble, but Frank reached in and knocked the ball away. One of Frank’s teammates picked up the loose ball and tossed it back to Frank.
“Come on, come on, come on,” the point guard shouted in Frank’s ear as he ran alongside him.
Frank was slower than the young man, but he was stronger, so he dug an elbow into the kid’s ribs, pushed him away, and rose up for a thirty-foot jumper, an impossible shot. And bang, he nailed it!
“Three points!” shouted Coach.
“You fouled me twice,” the point guard said as he brought the ball back toward Frank.
“Call it, then.”
“No, man, I don’t need it,” the point guard said and spun past Frank and drove down the middle of the key. Frank was fooled, but he dove after the point guard, hit the ball from behind, and sent it skidding toward one of his teammates, a big guard, who raced down the court for an easy layup.
“What’s the score?” the point guard shouted out. He was angry now.
“Five to four, for Snake Church.”
“What are we playing to?” Frank asked. He struggled for oxygen. Lactic acid burned holes in his thighs.
“Eleven,” said the point guard.
Frank hoped he could make it that far.
“All right, all right, you can play ball for an old man,” the point guard said. “But you ain’t touching the rock again. It’s all over for you.”
He feinted left, feinted right, and Frank got his feet all twisted up and fell down again as the point guard raced by him and missed a ten-foot jumper. As his forward grabbed the rebound, Frank staggered to his feet and ran down the court on the slowest fast break in the history of basketball. He caught a pass just inside the half-court line and was too tired to dribble any farther, so he launched a thirty-five-foot set shot.
“Three!” shouted the coach, suddenly loving this sport more than he had ever loved it before. “That’s eight to four, another three and Frank wins.”
“I can’t believe this,” the point guard said. He’d been humiliated, and he sought revenge. He barreled into Frank, sending him staggering back, and pulled up for his own three-pointer. Good! Eight to seven!
“It’s comeback time, baby,” the point guard said as he shadowed Frank down the court. Frank could barely move. His arms and legs burned with pain. His back ached. He figured he’d torn a muscle near his spine. His lungs felt like two sacks of rocks. But he was happy! He was joyous! He caught a bounce pass from a teammate and faced the point guard.
“No, no, no, old man, you’re not winning this game on me.”
Smiling, Frank head-faked, dribbled right, planted for a jumper, and screamed in pain as his knee exploded. He’d never felt pain this terrible. He grabbed his leg and rolled on the floor.
Coach ran over and held him down. “Don’t move, don’t move,” he said.
“It hurts, it hurts,” Frank said.
“I know,” Coach said. “Just let me look at it.”
As the players circled around them, Coach examined Frank’s knee.
“Is it bad?” Frank asked. He wanted to scream from the pain.
“Really bad,” Coach said. “It’s over. It’s over for this.”
Frank rolled onto his face and screamed. He pounded the floor like a drum and sang: Mother, Father, way, ya, hi, yo, good-bye, good-bye. Mother, Father, way, ya, hi, yo, good-bye, good-bye. Mother, Father, way, ya, hi, yo, good-bye, good-bye. Mother, Father, way, ya, hi, yo, good-bye, good-bye. Mother, Father, way, ya, hi, yo, good-bye, good-bye.
Coach and the players stared at Frank. What could they say?
“Hey, old man,” the point guard said. “That was a good run.”
Yes, it was, Frank thought, and he wondered what he was going to do next. He wondered if this pain would ever subside. He wondered if he’d ever step onto a basketball court again.
“I’m going to call an ambulance,” Coach said. “Get him in the training room.”
As Coach ran toward his office, the point guard and the big guy picked up Frank and carried him across the gym.
“You’re going to be okay,” the point guard said. “You hear me, old man? You’re going to be fine.”
“I know it,” Frank said. “I know.”