Fiona Maazel - Woke Up Lonely

In their time together, Esme had only twice seen Crystal pursue a goal with vigor, the first being multiple attempts to escape this house after she got here, and the other, seditious unrest. Now that she was eighteen, she also went to work. She worked for Bruce’s wife, Rita — no coincidence there.

The attendant said Crystal wanted her car keys. That she would not come to the greenhouse; she was late already. Esme said, “Use the brain God gave you. Withhold the keys!” Crystal got on the intercom. She said, “Esme, I have to go. Some of us actually work for a living.”

They sparred, Esme won, Crystal showed up in sweatpants and shirt. Sympathy clothes for Rita. She was chewing a straw; no drink.

“Your kid’s pissed off,” Crystal said. “I just saw her rip her skirt to shit.”

“Skort.”

“So you want to talk to her or something?”

“Actually, that’s why I called you in here. And she has a name by the way. It’s Ida.”

“Oh boy,” Crystal said, the straw flying into the larkspur and she settling into a chair. “Let me guess.”

“Please,” Esme said. “Something urgent has come up. It’ll just be a couple hours at the rink.”

“Have I mentioned she shredded her clothes?”

“How about I pay you?”

“Urgent like your nail broke, or like your colorist had to reschedule? Ugh, fine. For three hundred dollars, I will skate to Tibet and back.”

“Sold. But try to be nice. You’re her sister, you know.”

“Oh, please. That didn’t even work when I was fourteen.”

“Just be nice, okay?”

“Whatever”—and she extended her palm, knowing Esme had a roll of cash in her bathrobe pocket. Esme was, to her, a woman of leisure whose conduct sustained a notion that rich women were weird, rich women had money on them, rich women spent their days in such boredom, no one thought to ask and so no one ever knew.

Laptop open. So many windows, so many views, but Esme knew where the action was at. Ida, in her bathroom, spread-legged, with the contents of her Spa Science kit arrayed on the tile. Scented oils, a couple of pipettes, sea salt, test tubes, glycerin bar. The walls were tickered with strips of fabric that had been the skorts. Just now, she had oats in the coffee grinder and a yogurt-honey blend she’d mix and apply to her face with a tongue depressor. Esme liked that she was interested in science, or girl stuff that masqueraded as science, because it meant something of Esme’s father was alive in her, not to mention something of Esme, though she tried not to think about that part.

Crystal’s head popped into the bathroom, and when it seemed she was not getting thrown out, she made for the lip of the tub, which was more sill than lip, and more seat than sill, this being a water closet of excess, 15×20×10, if ceiling height mattered, which it did, come time to feel yourself dwarfed by the expression of money your parents had lavished on you.

Esme muted the volume on her computer because what she imagined they were saying was probably worse than how it went, and this was the punishment she deserved. Funny Bruce had mentioned Sunset Boulevard; it’s what came to mind now, Norma Desmond saying, “We didn’t need dialogue; we had faces.” It’s what Thurlow used to say on days they spent staring at their newborn. Ida on that play mat with the arches overhead, groping for toys, gumming the fur, and them on either side, on their stomachs, watching the world dilate in her eyes. Esme did not get to see this reaction much anymore, though she couldn’t know if it was because novelty no longer solicited at her child’s door or because, when it did, she just wasn’t there.

Ida retrieved rose petals from a dish of oil, and the only way Esme knew Crystal had broken the news Mom wasn’t skating was from a pause in Ida’s chemistry, just time enough for the love in her heart to freeze over.

Crystal appeared to laugh, and because this was not in the script, Esme upped the volume and heard her say, “I know, totally, and in those gross slippers, too. Just be glad you get to go with me instead,” and Ida saying, “I dunno, I kinda like those slippers,” so that Esme closed her computer, brought a hand across her mouth, and tasted the bile that had come up her throat because, despite all, her child continued to reenlist in the collapse of her hopes. Her child still loved, still loved her mom. And this, it turned out, was worse than being unloved, because with love comes expectation.

Practice: Ida, honey, there are things you should know. Your grandparents are dead? The people who raised you, who are the only real family you’ve ever known, died in a car accident? I probably won’t make any of your important events at school this year and might even miss your end-of-term play? Also, of some relevance, your father is wanted by the FBI for trucking in ideas that are anathema to the right wing’s divide-and-conquer brand of governance? Not to mention for consorting with enemy nations? Esme’s heart slammed against her rib cage, and it was like the bones would snap and jut from her chest, because these thoughts were not apropos of nothing. They were apropos of Jim, who was on the phone, yelling the news: “Fucking shit, Esme. Thurlow took them hostage.”

Breathe. Think. Relax. Permit dread of what you have done to paralyze you for ten minutes; then let this paralysis sell indulgences like the Pope. Do not rue your choices. No one could have predicted they’d amount to this. You are an eavesdropper, not a fortune-teller; you can make sense only of what people say, and when did Thurlow say he was going to do this? And how self-destructive can a person be? She felt so defeated. All that effort to protect him in North Korea. The risks she’d taken. And for what? He was in worse trouble now than before.

She held the phone tight. She said, “How long and what are his demands?”

“I don’t know. But I want you where I can see you. Be at the hotel in ten. Fucking shit, Esme. Be here in ten. ”

A siege in Cincinnati. This would not end well. No major standoff since Fort Sumter could offer reassuring precedent. And Sumter hadn’t gone that well, either. The kids who had died at Beslan? The fatal vapor that blew through the draw at Nord-Ost? At best, the siege gone wrong provided empirical data. The stuff people were too stupid to figure out in a controlled environment. From Waco and Ruby Ridge: rubber bullets can kill; tear gas is flammable; when your rules of engagement permit deadly force, regardless of who’s in danger, people are going to die. Good lessons, but ones unlikely to preempt every fiasco brinked on a sniper’s mood or the Special Agent in Charge’s bow to pressure to get this thing resolved yesterday. In the crosshairs of a reticle, for a guy who had slept five hours in the last forty, and these in a bivouac tent pummeled by the snows of Cincinnati — for this sniper, whose thermal underwear was frozen with the drench of his labors, Thurlow Dan was a stag trophy and his ticket home.

At last, a legitimate reason to go to Cincinnati. Get dressed, get dressed! She had an emergency bag, of course. Jeans, sneakers, and BDU, which covered most of the bases in a pinch except when you wanted to look presentable, and God forbid a fractal pattern in olive should complement her skin tone. At least, she wanted to look better than her contact on the inside. She had never seen Vicki, but she certainly knew what this Vicki sounded like; she sounded like a donkeywhoreface in whore heels and thong. The microphone up her molars was highly sensitive. GSM technology, an itty-bitty mic plus logic board concealed in the same square of plastic a dentist uses for X-rays. Actually, it was smaller. She could keep it flush against her cheek, so that when it called Esme’s phone — the apparatus was programmed to activate in the presence of what it thought were voices — it was often at a moment of climax, when this braying donkeywhoreface finished her work on Thurlow. Esme was supposed to compete with that? She could have, in her day.