Chelsea Martin - Even Though I Don't Miss You

I want to squint right now to help explain what I'm feeling but this poem can only ever be words.

Please accept this poem as a formal cryptic nameless public half-apology. It means something to me to see the words written out, like I have a choice to believe them or not. So many hundreds of times I've woken up in the middle of the night with this mysterious bad feeling, and when I'm just about to give up trying to place why I feel bad, I think of what I did to you and my heart gets hot. I don't know if for you or for you-in-quotations, which would indicate that I have something more in mind than what is immediately apparent, which I don't really know what that would be, so probably you without quotations.

Maybe it's condescending of me, and further damaging to you, to assume I had an impact on your wellbeing that warrants this kind of nighttime mania. I will add this to my giant list of shitty things I've done to you. In fact, I am prepared to add any number of things to my giant shitty list.

Sometimes the sun is so elusive, like it knows it has a place in my heart. Is it pointless to compare you to the sun? Does it seem inappropriate to describe the sun as haunting ?

I wish you could see all the backspacing and retyping I've done to get here. Maybe things would be different if you knew about all the backspacing and retyping.

Somewhere in the infinitely expanding universe there must be another living entity with a set of feelings that compares to the feelings I have, and I hope that whoever or whatever is experiencing those feelings also has the psychic inclination to write a book of poetry and send it to my home address for my own shallow, desperate consumption. I feel pretty optimistic about this happening, actually.

I'm going to try not to hold you to any specific standards. You've asked me not to, so I'm going to try not to.

I hated it when you would disregard another girl's feelings. I only wanted you to disregard my feelings.

It seems like you're moving slightly away from me and it makes me afraid of the Laws of the Universe but I'm afraid to mention it because the phrase "Laws of the Universe" seems so 80's.

You can't capture something that is casually walking away. A vehicle in motion can never reach its goal, unless the goal is to remain completely stationary, in which case there's no point in even getting there. Meaning movement is a ruse, which is a metaphor for life. Although I hope you're not looking for answers. I write for a blog about fairies and I've been brainstorming for four months about what I should post to your wall for your birthday.

When I use an umbrella (an object I have a hard time associating with you in any way — is it that there was no rain when we were together?) I experience that umbrella as lacking the wash of you that contaminates much of my life. I have trouble even addressing the umbrella because I'm not certain I know where I stand with it.

It probably seems like I've never read Catcher in the Rye , but I want to point out that I am desperately trying to convey that I've read it very recently.

When I kissed myself on the hand I was kissing it in the way I used to, imagining my mouth was your mouth, and my hand your hand, that I was you kissing your own hand.

I was trying to retain some kind of closeness with you, your mouth, and your hand.

Out of the corner of my eye I thought I saw you but it was just the folds of my pillow. But you looked kind of hot.

I think I must have some kind of thing for romance. Some kind of sick thing.

I guess the mass of all things you love in the world is less than or equal to the combined weight of all the hearts you've mishandled. I guess that's something most people already know by the time they're my age.

I don't know why I'm explaining this. Everybody has already done what I've done and thinks what I think.

I think I'm at a point in my life.

I said, "You look disappointed by something."

You said, "You're not hurting anyone's feelings, Chelsea."

Anyone with the loosest grasp of the theory of evolution should have known that I was bound to pick up the phone at this time each night and scroll through my contact list just to see your name float across the screen as some kind of concrete proof that you still exist in the world, as if that indicated that you were somehow taking part in this lonely internal struggle.

Loosest grasp.

I repeated for you a string of words that I had been told and I asked you to drive me to work. I cried in the car. It felt like I was crying in the car not because of the string of words that I had heard and repeated to you, which was an upsetting string of words, but because I had forgotten a piece of paperwork that I needed to bring with me to work. When I called my boss and explained the paperwork and explained why I was crying, he told me not to come to work and not to worry about the paperwork, and I cried for what felt like this massive desire to go to work and do paperwork. Instead, you took me to a thrift store and I bought Nascar-themed bed sheets while feeling generally okay (and feeling down on myself about feeling generally okay).

At some point I started crying because I remembered something disgusting and horrible I had said years ago. I tried to think of the awful string of words as I cried about this, hoping that the crying would count for both things.

The next day I didn't cry at all, though I almost cried when you singed some of my eyelashes off by playing with a lighter too close to my face. I felt sorry for you for singeing off my eyelashes. You must have felt so clumsy and ridiculous.

I'm starting to feel a bit anxious over how high my heart rate must be because of the anxiety I have over how wound up I am over the panicky feeling I experienced a few seconds after I woke up. I usually only experience that kind of waking panic when something has happened that makes me feel startled when I remember it (after having been asleep not thinking of it), even though, intellectually, I understand that it was only some kind of random panicky feeling that I had experienced, and that most people probably experience things like that once in a while without throwing themselves into an anxiety feedback loop, which in itself is anxiety-inducing.

Maybe I'm just late for work.

Sometimes when I'm at work I think, "I work here," and try to imagine looking at myself in the mirror instead of doing any work.

My manager once told me I reminded her of one of our customers. Then she asked someone on the other side of the room to do something that was part of my job while I stood there halfheartedly looking around for something to do.

You said, "It seems like you're strategically planning your mental breakdown so it fucks over your manager at work."

I said, "I'm just trying to fuck over anyone I can these days."

The beautiful thing about life is that you can just hit CTRL Z whenever you say something you shouldn't've said.

I usually wake up inspired to write the next great American novel and by midmorning I've settled on writing the next great American soup can copy.

This is how you can enjoy the present while dreading the future, regretting the past, and not even honestly enjoying the present.

I love my job because I get to work alone. I can cry as much as I want to.

In the movie version of this poem you will be played by a revolving cast of similar-looking actors, causing viewers to feel confused about and unattached to your character. Any personal connection your character may have with the protagonist (played by me) will be shallow, minor, and fleeting.

The last time you texted me, you addressed me as "Anise," so I think there must be some confusion about my phone number, or it got entered into a new phone incorrectly, or you don't have it anymore.