Chuck Palahniuk - Pygmy

Next then wilts head chicken mother, dropping, settling pointed chin to rest upon cloth covering meal table. Head of cow father topple slow motioning more low, more low landing among own soiled plate.

Drinking water laced dense portion flunitrazepam, no-color pill of Rohypnol.

Water laced heavy solution gamma hydroxybutyric acid, no color liquid GHB.

Laced heavy suspension ketamine hydrochloride white-color powder.

Eye cover skins cat sister, skins flutter. Cover skins slide shut, flash open, flicker closed. Host sister shoulder neck melt, collapse face sideways until cheek flat laid atop table. Sister lips sputter, snort, sputter, say, “Pygmy, you traitor… ” Say, “If I wake up pregnant, I’m so going to kick your ass…”

Stroking hair cat sister, dense hairs draping shape skull, lips operative me quote master prognosticator, vanguard pioneer Malcolm X, say, “‘The future belongs to those who prepare for it today’”

Delve hand operative me entering trouser cat sister, constraining denim warm of female thigh muscle. This agent extract cylinder for illumination, manipulate trigger except produce no brightness. Agitate, wag cylinder, only continue produce no brightness. Electric bulb intact. Surmise battery exhausted.

Recover out sister trouser jar containing salve black paint.

Next then, mission insist venture to beneath of family table, progressing upon kneel and hands operative me. Along floor, concealed within cloth table cover. Venture until position between kneels host mother, enveloping skull operative me within hemline mother skirt. Fingers operative me apprehending elastic edge, stitched decorative lace of host mother undergarment, stretch so enable withdrawal said apparel, reveal mature pubis. Shoulders operative me brace mother thighs more wide, enable fingers of this agent explore vaginal orifice. Discover ready lubricated copious flooded secretions natural mucus. Plundering depth vaginal vault, finger discover contain moderate missile polish plastic emitting gentle shiver vibration. Through tissue vault, contractions heart muscle faint, irregular. To removal, sliding, do battle vacuum so extract plastic missile until liberated flesh canal. Full evacuated, bright color yellow plastic. Twist until seam appear midway missile, spread wide, twist two threaded half-separated. Harvest cylinders battery.

Replace exhausted battery into missile. Seal two half together. Plunge missile so implanted hidden within birth passageway host mother.

Manipulate trigger, illuminate cylinder produce strength vast brightness. Valid battery.

This agent select spoon utensil, quickly stroke metal spoon abrading fabric tunic sleeve so polished most reflective. Position concave bowl spoon to mirror face operative me, reflection inverted, during apply layer black paint. Smudge black edging mouth this agent. Smear black surrounding eye, erasing inverted image operative me. Obliterate until visage operative me vanished.

Next now, position two finger operative me applied side of cat sister neck. Detect sister heart muscle pumping weak, seldom. Upon removal fingers, remain on sister skin two oval blemish black paint, patterned friction ridges this agent. Position polish metal spoon within path cat sister nostril, fogged slight by flow breath steam, proof still alive.

Purse tight lips of this agent, knot lip muscles so tight as fist. Pressure fist of lips contacting lips of cat sister. Impact soft asleep lips host sister. Upon withdraw, this agent say, “Sole anything life guarantees humans to enjoy—eventual death.” Say, “Nation of cat sister merely infinite contest determining most popular.” Say, “American citizen all enslaved desiring affection, attention all fellow citizen.”

Addicted adoration. Urgent need ardor from every direction.

Eyes operative me observe application black paint, smudged lips operative me, create black-colored lips upon cat sister. Next future event cat sister examine mirror, reflected there to discover lips kissed black.

Could be, this agent simply luggage sister until arrive sleeping platform, remove total apparel. Ready weapon operative me before helpless no-clothed vagina. Apply multitude flurry black kisses paint printed host sister nipples and vulva. Could be mount asleep vagina so implant seed.

Could be jawbone operative me chomp especial back molar this agent, liberate burst cyanide implanted hollow of bottom back tooth. Violate hollow. Expectorate cyanide into lip host sister.

With cat sister teetering edge death, sister heart slowed so flirting with damage to brain, so heavy sedative, current now bodes safe this agent offer announcement. Lips operative me kissed red, leaving own black stain behind, this agent say, “If able attain love only sister…”

Say, “Would this agent never all other love require…”

Instead impregnate cat sister, instead cyanide assassinate, feet operative me make small parade to stance beside asleep host father. Fingers of this agent entwine among head hairs cow father, yank so lift host father skull from table. As obstacle, head hair peel free of scalp. Revealed strands as artificial. As solution, two fingers operative me hook nostrils, anchored so pull to make skull lifted. Father mouth trumpet snore at roof. With chest of father blouse exposed, this agent purloin security badge.

Utilizing polish metal spoon, one hand operative me hooking nostrils so lift head, opposite hand operative me wedge spoon along bottom margin prosthetic eye. Edge spoon bowl sunken deep divide between eyeball and flesh socket of father skull. Wiggle wedging spoon more deep, this agent apply increase pressure handle of utensil, pressure causing eyeball bulge. Scooping spoon swell eyeball to escape, ready emerge out socket with increase of gentle push. Eye much realistic, cracked broken into countless tunnel for red blood. Iris crafted every shade green.

“Pygmy?” voice say, female voice.

Host father artificial eye ready about almost to pop free. Bulge before crucial moment eyeball rupture.

Cat sister head slight lifted off table, squinting so focus host sister eyes, say black lips, “That’s his good eye…” Sister say, eye cover skins sliding closed, say, “Try the other one…” Say, “Dipshit.” Host sister skull resettle upon table surface, say muffled, “Steal me some printer cartridges, okay?” Lapsed next then, bewitched of sedative, fallen full submerged sleep.

Possible could be cat sister perceived oral profession love of this agent.

Could be host sister aware during confessed most worst secret operative me.

Quote say, “The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.”

Next then, new position spoon opposite eye of host father. Plunge to wedge between bottom edge eyeball and socket. Apply pressure spoon handle.

Within head operative me, in secret recite, say, Strontium … plutonium… uranium…

Same now, prosthetic glass eye erupt rattling ricochet side water glass, rebound skull asleep pig brother, splash amidst sodium chloride sauce pulverized potatoes, green eyeball gazing contempt at direction this agent.

Begins here twenty-fifth account of operative me, agent number 67, recalling covert training of past formative year XXXXXX. This today, acquire stealth battle philosophy espoused top esteemed field marshal XXXXXX. Explained secret espionage purpose of operative genitals, all agents, advancing world power of homeland XXXXXX.

For official record, repeat recounting here early childhood history. For reinforce early important training of this agent, this former now aged eight years since birth.

According famed field marshal, all entire member United State adults, all most savor sexual intercourse atop children. American citizen drooling pedophile famished for consume tender child genital.