Steve Lowe - King of the Perverts

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Finalist for the 2012 Wonderland Book Award for Best Novel
Poor Dennis. He’s a regular sort of guy who’s recently been dealt a shitty hand by life: he lost his job, his wife hates him and wants a divorce, and it turns out she was also cheating on him as well. Now he’s living on his brother’s couch. Holy fuck, that sucks. Dennis can’t imagine things could get much worse, and that’s why he jumped at the opportunity to take part in a new reality game show: a “sexcathlon” where the first person to achieve 10 increasingly difficult and perverted sexual challenges wins a million dollars and is crowned King of the Perverts. Dennis doesn’t care about the title, he just wants the money, but now he’s not sure he can make it to the end. Enduring a golden shower and following through with an Abe Lincoln are hard enough, but he’s losing his nerve and fears what act of perversion will come next. He’d like to drop out, but his Russian bear of a cameraman, Mongo, has other plans for him and that million dollar prize, and Dennis has to decide which is worse: winning the King of the Perverts, or losing it.

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Silent shock pervades for several moments before Pauline says with a quiet excitement that makes her voice tremble, “What’s the prize?”

“A million dollars.”

Pauline whistles. “Shit, I was just hoping to get a shot at acting, but this is even better.”

“But the show can’t begin airing until all the participants have signed release and consent forms to allow the use of their footage. If you want, they can alter your image so no one can recognize your face, and they can even change your voice if you want them to. There’s lines in the body of that agreement to initial if you want your identity to be kept secret.”

Danielle shakes her head and stares at the page, reading it through. She finally says, “I don’t know. Just because you want to pay me doesn’t make it right what you did.”

I agree with her.

“In fact, it almost makes it worse.”

I can’t argue with her at all, so I don’t.

She reads the sheet over again and sighs.

“Then again, two hundred thousand dollars will more than cover what my volleyball scholarship didn’t. I could even buy a car.”

She mulls it a minute longer then reaches for the pen on the table. As she signs her name and initials to the pages, Tricia reaches out and squeezes my hand. She smiles at me.

I smile back.

I can’t remember the last time I did that.

About the Author

Steve Lowe is a former sports writer with the South Bend Tribune and occasional - фото 3

Steve Lowe is a former sports writer with the South Bend Tribune and occasional stringer for the Associated Press. He writes weird, dark, humorous fiction which contains just slightly more made-up content than his sports stories. His first book, Muscle Memory , was published in 2010 by Eraserhead Press, and his next book, Mio Padre, Il Tumore , is forthcoming from Bucket ’O Guts Press. His short fiction has appeared in print in Amazing Stories of the Flying Spaghetti Monster , A Hacked-Up Holiday Massacre , Dead Bait , and Abomination Magazine , and several online venues including Bizarro Central, Three Crow Press, and Unicorn Knife Fight.

Also by Steve Lowe

Muscle Memory

Wolves Dressed as Men

Mr. Flashback (writing as Son Porter)

Mio Padre, il Tumore (forthcoming from Bucket ’o Guts Press)

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King of the Perverts

Grindhouse Press #010

Paperback ISBN-13: 978-0-9849692-5-8

Paperback ISBN-10: 098496925X

Copyright © 2012 by Steve Lowe. All rights reserved.

This book is a work of fiction.

Cover design copyright © 2012 by Matthew Revert

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Grindhouse Press logo copyright © 2012 by Brandon Duncan

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No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author or publisher.

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