Грэм Грин - The Comedians

'I'm tired of not being alone. I'm tired of people. I'm tired of Angel.'

I said in amazement, 'Angel?'

'Today I gave him a whole box of new puzzles. Enough to occupy him for a week. I wish I could have that week with you.'

'A week?'

'I know. It's not long enough, is it? This isn't an adventure any more.'

'It stopped being that when I was in New York.'

'Yes.'

Somewhere from far away in the town came the sound of shots. 'Somebody's being killed,' I said.

'Haven't you heard?' she asked.

Two more shots came.

'I mean about the executions?'

'No. Petit Pierre hasn't been up for days. Joseph has disappeared. I'm cut off from news.'

'As a reprisal for the attack on the police station, they've taken two men from the prison to shoot them in the cemetery.'

'In the dark?'

'It's more impressive. They've rigged up arc-lights with a television camera. All the schoolchildren have to attend. Orders from Papa Doc.'

'Then you'd better wait for the audience to disperse,' I said.

'Yes. That's all it means to us. We aren't concerned.'

'No. We wouldn't make very good rebels, you and I.'

'I don't imagine Joseph will either. With that damaged hip.'

'Or Philipot without his Bren. I wonder if he's got Baudelaire in his breast-pocket to stop the bullets.'

"Don't be too hard on them,' she said, 'because I'm German and the Germans did nothing.' She moved her hand as she spoke and my desire came back, so that I didn't bother to ask her what she meant. Not with Luis safely away in South America and Angel occupied with his puzzles and the Smiths out of sight and hearing. I could imagine the taste of milk on her breasts and the taste of honey between her thighs and I could imagine for a moment that I was entering the promised land, but the spasm of hope was soon over, and she spoke as though her thoughts had not for a moment left their furrow. She said, 'Haven't the French a word for going into the street?'

'My, mother must have gone into the streets I suppose, unless it was her lover who gave her the Resistance medal.'

'My father went into the streets too in 1930, but he became a war-criminal. Action is dangerous, isn't it?'

'Yes, we've learnt from their example.'

It was time to dress and go downstairs. Every stair down was a stair nearer Port-au-Prince. The Smiths' door stood open and Mrs Smith looked up as we went by. Mr Smith sat with his hat in his hands, and she had laid her hand on the back of his neck. After all, they were lovers too.

'Well,' I said as we walked to the car, 'they've seen us. Afraid?'

'No. Relieved,' Martha said.

I went back into the hotel and Mrs Smith called to me from the first floor. I wondered whether, like one of the old inhabitants of Salem, I was to be denounced for adultery. Would Martha have to wear a scarlet letter? I have no idea why, but I had assumed them to be puritan because they were vegetarian. Yet it was not the passion of love which was caused by acidity, and they were both enemies of hate. I went reluctantly upstairs and found them in the same attitude. Mrs Smith said with an odd note of defiance as though she had read my thoughts and resented them, 'I would have liked to have said good evening to Mrs Pineda.'

I put it as blackly as I knew how, 'She had to hurry home to her child,' and Mrs Smith did not so much as wince. She said, 'She is a woman I would have liked to know better.' Why had I assumed it was only for the coloured races that she felt charity? Was it my guilt which had deciphered disapproval on her face the other night? Or was she the kind of woman who, when she had once tended a man, forgave him everything? I had been shriven perhaps by the Listerine. She took her hand from her husband's neck to lay it on his hair.

I said, 'It's not too late. She'll come back another day.'

'We go home tomoffow,' she said. 'Mr Smith despairs.'

'Of a vegetarian centre?'

'Of everything here.'

He looked up and there were tears in the old pale eyes. What an absurd fancy it had been for him to pose as a politician. He said, 'You heard the shots?'

'Yes.'

'We passed the children on the way from school.' He said, 'I had never conceived … when we were freedom-riders, Mrs Smith and I …'

'One can't condemn a colour, dear,' she said.

'I know. I know.'

'What happened with the Minister?'

'The meeting was a short one. He wanted to attend tho ceremony.'

'Ceremony?'

'At the cemetery.'

'Does he know you are leaving?'

'Oh yes, I had made my decision before — that ceremony. The Minister had been thinking the affair over and he had come to the conclusion that I was not after all a sucker. The

alternative was that I was as crooked as himself. I had come here to get money, not to spend it, so he showed me a method — it only meant splitting three ways, instead of two, with someone in charge of public works. As I understood it I would have to pay for some materials but not for many materials, and they would really be bought out of our share of the pickings.'

'And how were they going to get the pickings?'

'The Government would guarantee wages. We would hire the labour at a much lower wage, and at the end of a month the labourers would be dismissed. Then we'd keep the project idle for two months and afterwards engage a fresh lot of workers. Of course the guaranteed wages during the idle months would go into our own pockets — apart from what we paid out for materials and the commission on these would keep the head of the Public Works Ministry — I think it was the Public Works Ministry — happy. He was very proud of the scheme. He pointed out that in the end there might even possibly be a vegetarian centre.'

'The scheme sounds full of holes to me.'

'I didn't let him go into the details. I think he would have patched up all the holes as they occurred — patched them up out of the pickings.'

Mrs Smith said with sorrowful tenderness, 'Mr Smith came here with such high hopes.'

'You too, dear.'

'One lives and learns,' Mrs Smith said. 'It is not the end.'

'Learning comes easier to the young. Forgive me, Mr Brown, if I sound kind of dejected, but we didn't want you to misunderstand our leaving your hotel. You have made us very welcome. We have been very happy here under your roof.'

'I've been glad to have you. Are you catching the Medea? She's due back tomorrow.'

'No. We won't wait for her. I've written out our address for you at home. We are going to fly to Santo Domingo tomorrow and we'll stay there a few days at least — Mrs Smith wants to see Columbus's tomb. I'm expecting some vegetarian literature to arrive here on the next boat. If you will be kind enough to redirect it …'

'I'm sorry about the centre. But, you know, Mr Smith, it would never have done.'

'I realize that now. Perhaps we seem rather comic figures to you, Mr Brown.'

'Not comic,' I said with sincerity, 'heroic.'

'Oh, we're not made at all in that mould. I'll say good night to you, Mr Brown, now, if you'll excuse me. I'm feeling kind of exhausted this evening.'

'It was very hot and damp in the city,' Mrs Smith explained, and she touched his hair again as though she were touching some tissue of great value.

1

NEXT day I saw the Smiths off at the airport. There was no sign of Petit Pierre, and yet surely the departure of a Presidential Candidate rated one paragraph in his column, even though he would have had to omit the final macabre scene which took place outside the Post Office. Mr Smith asked me to stop the car in the centre of the square, and I thought he intended to take a photograph. Instead he got out, carrying his wife's handbag, and the beggars approached from all directions — there was a low babble of half-articulated phrases, and I saw a policeman run down the steps of the Post Office. Mr Smith opened the handbag and began to scatter notes — gourdes and dollars indiscriminately. 'For God's sake,' I said. One or two of the beggars gave high unnerving screams: I saw Hamit standing amazed at the door of his shop. The red light of evening turned the pools and mud the colour of laterite. The last money was scattered, and the police began to close in on their prey. Men with two legs kicked down men with one, men with two arms grasped those who were armless by their torsos and threw them to the ground. As I hustled Mr Smith back into my car, I saw Jones. He sat in a car behind his Tonton driver and he looked bewildered, worried, for once in his life lost. Mr Smith said, 'Well, my dear, I guess they won't squander that any worse than I would have done.'