JAMES JOYCE - ULYSSES

(Bloom, broken, closely veiled for the sacrifice, sobs, his face to the earth. The passing bell is heard. Darkshawled figures of the circumcised, in sackcloth and ashes, stand by the wailing wall, M. Shulomowitz, Joseph Goldwater, Moses Herzog, Harris Rosenberg, M. Moisel, J. Citron, Minnie Watchman, P. Mastiansky, the reverend Leopold Abramovitz, chazen. With swaying arms they wail in pneuma over the recreant Bloom.)

THE CIRCUMCISED

( in dark guttural chant as they cast dead sea fruit upon him, no flowers ) Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu Adonai Echad.

VOICES

( sighing ) So he’s gone. Ah yes. Yes, indeed. Bloom? Never heard of him. No? Queer kind of chap. There’s the widow. That so? Ah, yes.

(From the suttee pyre the flame of gum camphire ascends. The pall of incense smoke screens and disperses. Out of her oakframe a nymph with hair unbound, lightly clad in teabrown artcolours, descends from her grotto and passing under interlacing yews stands over Bloom.)

THE YEWS

( their leaves whispering ) Sister. Our sister. Ssh!

THE NYMPH

( softly ) Mortal! ( kindly ) Nay, dost not weepest!

BLOOM

( crawls jellily forward under the boughs, streaked by sunlight, with dignity ) This position. I felt it was expected of me. Force of habit.

THE NYMPH

Mortal! You found me in evil company, highkickers, coster picnicmakers, pugilists, popular generals, immoral panto boys in fleshtights and the nifty shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical act, the hit of the century. I was hidden in cheap pink paper that smelt of rock oil. I was surrounded by the stale smut of clubmen, stories to disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads, proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured gentleman. Useful hints to the married.

BLOOM

( lifts a turtle head towards her lap ) We have met before. On another star.

THE NYMPH

( sadly ) Rubber goods. Neverrip brand as supplied to the aristocracy. Corsets for men. I cure fits or money refunded. Unsolicited testimonials for Professor Waldmann’s wonderful chest exuber. My bust developed four inches in three weeks, reports Mrs Gus Rublin with photo.

BLOOM

You mean Photo Bits ?

THE NYMPH

I do. You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me above your marriage couch. Unseen, one summer eve, you kissed me in four places. And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my shame.

BLOOM

( humbly kisses her long hair ) Your classic curves, beautiful immortal, I was glad to look on you, to praise you, a thing of beauty, almost to pray.

THE NYMPH

During dark nights I heard your praise.

BLOOM

( quickly ) Yes, yes. You mean that I …. Sleep reveals the worst side of everyone, children perhaps excepted. I know I fell out of bed or rather was pushed. Steel wine is said to cure snoring. For the rest there is that English invention, pamphlet of which I received some days ago, incorrectly addressed. It claims to afford a noiseless, inoffensive vent. ( he sighs ) ’Twas ever thus. Frailty, thy name is marriage.

THE NYMPH

( her fingers in her ears ) And words. They are not in my dictionary.

BLOOM

You understood them?

THE YEWS

Ssh!

THE NYMPH

( covers her face with her hands ) What have I not seen in that chamber? What must my eyes look down on?

BLOOM

( apologetically ) I know. Soiled personal linen, wrong side up with care. The quoits are loose. From Gibraltar by long sea long ago.

THE NYMPH

( bends her head ) Worse, worse!

BLOOM

( reflects precautiously ) That antiquated commode. It wasn’t her weight. She scaled just eleven stone nine. She put on nine pounds after weaning. It was a crack and want of glue. Eh? And that absurd orangekeyed utensil which has only one handle.

(The sound of a waterfall is heard in bright cascade.)

THE WATERFALL

Poulaphouca Poulaphouca

Poulaphouca Poulaphouca.

THE YEWS

( mingling their boughs ) Listen. Whisper. She is right, our sister. We grew by Poulaphouca waterfall. We gave shade on languorous summer days.

JOHN WYSE NOLAN

( in the background, in Irish National Forester’s uniform, doffs his plumed hat ) Prosper! Give shade on languorous days, trees of Ireland!

THE YEWS

( murmuring ) Who came to Poulaphouca with the High School excursion? Who left his nutquesting classmates to seek our shade?

BLOOM( scared ) High School of Poula? Mnemo? Not in full possession of faculties. Concussion. Run over by tram.

THE ECHO

Sham!

BLOOM

( pigeonbreasted, bottleshouldered, padded, in nondescript juvenile grey and black striped suit, too small for him, white tennis shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a red schoolcap with badge ) I was in my teens, a growing boy. A little then sufficed, a jolting car, the mingling odours of the ladies’ cloakroom and lavatory, the throng penned tight on the old Royal stairs (for they love crushes, instinct of the herd, and the dark sexsmelling theatre unbridles vice), even a pricelist of their hosiery. And then the heat. There were sunspots that summer. End of school. And tipsycake. Halcyon days.

(Halcyon Days, High School boys in blue and white football jerseys and shorts, Master Donald Turnbull, Master Abraham Chatterton, Master Owen Goldberg, Master Jack Meredith, Master Percy Apjohn, stand in a clearing of the trees and shout to Master Leopold Bloom.)

THE HALCYON DAYS

Mackerel! Live us again. Hurray! ( they cheer )

BLOOM

( hobbledehoy, warmgloved, mammamufflered, starred with spent snowballs, struggles to rise ) Again! I feel sixteen! What a lark! Let’s ring all the bells in Montague street. ( he cheers feebly ) Hurray for the High School!

THE ECHO

Fool!

THE YEWS

( rustling ) She is right, our sister. Whisper. ( Whispered kisses are heard in all the wood. Faces of hamadryads peep out from the boles and among the leaves and break, blossoming into bloom. ) Who profaned our silent shade?

THE NYMPH

( coyly, through parting fingers ) There? In the open air?

THE YEWS

( sweeping downward ) Sister, yes. And on our virgin sward.

THE WATERFALL

Poulaphouca Poulaphouca

Phoucaphouca Phoucaphouca.

THE NYMPH

( with wide fingers ) O, infamy!

BLOOM

I was precocious. Youth. The fauna. I sacrificed to the god of the forest. The flowers that bloom in the spring. It was pairing time. Capillary attraction is a natural phenomenon. Lotty Clarke, flaxenhaired, I saw at her night toilette through illclosed curtains with poor papa’s operaglasses: The wanton ate grass wildly. She rolled downhill at Rialto bridge to tempt me with her flow of animal spirits. She climbed their crooked tree and I. A saint couldn’t resist it. The demon possessed me. Besides, who saw?

(Staggering Bob, a whitepolled calf, thrusts a ruminating head with humid nostrils through the foliage.)

STAGGERING BOB

( large teardrops rolling from his prominent eyes, snivels ) Me. Me see.

BLOOM

Simply satisfying a need I … ( with pathos ) No girl would when I went girling. Too ugly. They wouldn’t play ….

(High on Ben Howth through rhododendrons a nannygoat passes, plumpuddered, buttytailed, dropping currants.)

THE NANNYGOAT

( bleats ) Megeggaggegg! Nannannanny!

BLOOM

( hatless, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and gorsespine ) Regularly engaged. Circumstances alter cases. ( he gazes intently downwards on the water ) Thirtytwo head over heels per second. Press nightmare. Giddy Elijah. Fall from cliff. Sad end of government printer’s clerk.