Charles Dickens - Life And Adventures Of Martin Chuzzlewit

“Why, certainly, Mark,” he said, “I have hopes of doing well there, or I shouldn't go. I may have the qualifications for doing well, perhaps.”

“Of course you have, sir,” returned Mark Tapley. “Everybody knows that.”

“You see,” said Martin, leaning his chin upon his hand, and looking at the fire, “ornamental architecture applied to domestic purposes, can hardly fail to be in great request in that country; for men are constantly changing their residences there, and moving further off; and it's clear they must have houses to live in.”

“I should say, sir,” observed Mark, “that that's a state of things as opens one of the jolliest look-outs for domestic architecture that ever I heerd tell on.”

Martin glanced at him hastily, not feeling quite free from a suspicion that this remark implied a doubt of the successful issue of his plans. But Mr Tapley was eating the boiled beef and bread with such entire good faith and singleness of purpose expressed in his visage that he could not but be satisfied. Another doubt arose in his mind however, as this one disappeared. He produced the blank cover in which the note had been enclosed, and fixing his eyes on Mark as he put it in his hands, said:

“Now tell me the truth. Do you know anything about that?”

Mark turned it over and over; held it near his eyes; held it away from him at arm's length; held it with the superscription upwards and with the superscription downwards; and shook his head with such a genuine expression of astonishment at being asked the question, that Martin said, as he took it from him again:

“No, I see you don't. How should you! Though, indeed, your knowing about it would not be more extraordinary than its being here. Come, Tapley,” he added, after a moment's thought, “I'll trust you with my history, such as it is, and then you'll see more clearly what sort of fortunes you would link yourself to, if you followed me.”

“I beg your pardon, sir,” said Mark; “but afore you enter upon it will you take me if I choose to go? Will you turn off me—Mark Tapley—formerly of the Blue Dragon, as can be well recommended by Mr Pinch, and as wants a gentleman of your strength of mind to look up to; or will you, in climbing the ladder as you're certain to get to the top of, take me along with you at a respectful dutance? Now, sir,” said Mark, “it's of very little importance to you, I know. there's the difficulty; but it's of very great importance to me, and will you be so good as to consider of it?”

If this were meant as a second appeal to Martin's weak side, founded on his observation of the effect of the first, Mr Tapley was a skillful and shrewd observer. Whether an intentional or an accidental shot, it hit the mark fully for Martin, relenting more and more, said with a condescension which was inexpressibly delicious to him, after his recent humiliation:

“We'll see about it, Tapley. You shall tell me in what disposition you find yourself to-morrow.”

“Then, sir,” said Mark, rubbing his hands, “the job's done. Go on, sir, if you please. I'm all attention.”

Throwing himself back in his arm-chair, and looking at the fire, with now and then a glance at Mark, who at such times nodded his head sagely, to express his profound interest and attention. Martin ran over the chief points in his history, to the same effect as he had related them, weeks before, to Mr Pinch. But he adapted them, according to the best of his judgment, to Mr Tapley's comprehension; and with that view made as light of his love affair as he could, and referred to it in very few words. But here he reckoned without his host; for Mark's interest was keenest in this part of the business, and prompted him to ask sundry questions in relation to it; for which he apologised as one in some measure privileged to do so, from having seen (as Martin explained to him) the young lady at the Blue Dragon.

“And a young lady as any gentleman ought to feel more proud of being in love with,” said Mark, energetically, “don't draw breath.”

“Aye! You saw her when she was not happy,” said Martin, gazing at the fire again. “If you had seen her in the old times, indeed—”

“Why, she certainly was a little down-hearted, sir, and something paler in her colour than I could have wished,” said Mark, “but none the worse in her looks for that. I think she seemed better, sir, after she come to London.”

Martin withdrew his eyes from the fire; stared at Mark as if he thought he had suddenly gone mad; and asked him what he meant.

“No offence intended, sir,” urged Mark. “I don't mean to say she was any the happier without you; but I thought she was a-looking better, sir.”

“Do you mean to tell me she has been in London?” asked Martin, rising hurriedly, and pushing back his chair.

“Of course I do,” said Mark, rising too, in great amazement from the bedstead.

“Do you mean to tell me she is in London now?”

“Most likely, sir. I mean to say she was a week ago.”

“And you know where?”

“Yes!” cried Mark. “What! Don't you?”

“My good fellow!” exclaimed Martin, clutching him by both arms, “I have never seen her since I left my grandfather's house.”

“Why, then!” cried Mark, giving the little table such a blow with his clenched fist that the slices of beef and ham danced upon it, while all his features seemed, with delight, to be going up into his forehead, and never coming back again any more, “if I an't your nat'ral born servant, hired by Fate, there an't such a thing in natur” as a Blue Dragon. What! when I was a-rambling up and down a old churchyard in the City, getting myself into a jolly state, didn't I see your grandfather a-toddling to and fro for pretty nigh a mortal hour! Didn't I watch him into Todgers's commercial boarding-house, and watch him out, and watch him home to his hotel, and go and tell him as his was the service for my money, and I had said so, afore I left the Dragon! Wasn't the young lady a-sitting with him then, and didn't she fall a-laughing in a manner as was beautiful to see! Didn't your grandfather say, “Come back again next week,” and didn't I go next week; and didn't he say that he couldn't make up his mind to trust nobody no more; and therefore wouldn't engage me, but at the same time stood something to drink as was handsome! Why,” cried Mr Tapley, with a comical mixture of delight and chagrin, “where's the credit of a man's being jolly under such circumstances! Who could help it, when things come about like this!”

For some moments Martin stood gazing at him, as if he really doubted the evidence of his senses, and could not believe that Mark stood there, in the body, before him. At length he asked him whether, if the young lady were still in London, he thought he could contrive to deliver a letter to her secretly.

“Do I think I can?” cried Mark. “THINK I can? Here, sit down, sir. Write it out, sir!”

With that he cleared the table by the summary process of tilting everything upon it into the fireplace; snatched some writing materials from the mantel-shelf; set Martin's chair before them; forced him down into it; dipped a pen into the ink; and put it in his hand.

“Cut away, sir!” cried Mark. “Make it strong, sir. Let it be wery pinted, sir. Do I think so? I should think so. Go to work, sir!”

Martin required no further adjuration, but went to work at a great rate; while Mr Tapley, installing himself without any more formalities into the functions of his valet and general attendant, divested himself of his coat, and went on to clear the fireplace and arrange the room; talking to himself in a low voice the whole time.

“Jolly sort of lodgings,” said Mark, rubbing his nose with the knob at the end of the fire-shovel, and looking round the poor chamber; “that's a comfort. The rain's come through the roof too. That an't bad. A lively old bedstead, I'll be bound; popilated by lots of wampires, no doubt. Come! my spirits is a-getting up again. An uncommon ragged nightcap this. A very good sign. We shall do yet! Here, Jane, my dear,” calling down the stairs, “bring up that there hot tumbler for my master as was a-mixing when I come in. That's right, sir,” to Martin. “Go at it as if you meant it, sir. Be very tender, sir, if you please. You can't make it too strong, sir!”