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‘Baffled! baffled!’ hissed Madame, when she had read the note; ‘God deliver me from my friends!’ She paced up and down the room several times, and at last began to mutter to herself, as people often do in moments of strong emotion: ‘Bah! but he’ll never get up by daybreak. He’ll oversleep himself, especially after tonight’s supper. The other will be before him. Oh, my poor head, you’ve suffered too much to fail in the end!’

Josephine reappeared to offer to remove her mistress’s things. The latter, in her desire to reassure herself, asked the first question that occurred to her.

‘Was M. le Vicomte alone?’

‘No madame; another gentleman was with him – M. de Saulges, I think. They came in a hack, with two portmanteaus.’

Though I have judged best, hitherto, often from an exaggerated fear of trenching on the ground of fiction, to tell you what this poor lady did and said, rather than what she thought, I may disclose what passed in her mind now:

‘Is he a coward? is he going to leave me? or is he simply going to pass these last hours in play and drink? He might have stayed with me. Ah! my friend, you do little for me, who do so much for you; who commit murder, and – Heaven help me! – suicide for you!…. But I suppose he knows best. At all events, he will make a night of it.’

When the cook came in late that evening, Josephine, who had sat up for her, said:

‘You’ve no idea how Madame is looking. She’s ten years older since this morning. Holy mother! what a day this has been for her!’

‘Wait till tomorrow,’ said the oracular Valentine.

Later, when the women went up to bed in the attic, they saw a light under Hortense’s door, and during the night Josephine, whose chamber was above Madame’s, and who couldn’t sleep (for sympathy, let us say), heard movements beneath her, which told that her mistress was even more wakeful than she.

There was considerable bustle around the Armorique as she anchored outside the harbor of H—, in the early dawn of the following day. A gentleman, with an overcoat, walking stick, and small valise, came alongside in a little fishing boat, and got leave to go aboard.

‘Is M. Bernier here?’ he asked of one of the officers, the first man he met.

‘I fancy he’s gone ashore, sir. There was a boatman inquiring for him a few minutes ago, and I think he carried him off.’

M. de Meyrau reflected a moment. Then he crossed over to the other side of the vessel, looking landward. Leaning over the bulwarks he saw an empty boat moored to the ladder which ran up the vessel’s side.

‘That’s a town boat, isn’t it?’ he said to one of the hands standing by.

‘Yes, sir.’

‘Where’s the master?’

‘I suppose he’ll be here in a moment. I saw him speaking to one of the officers just now.’

De Meyrau descended the ladder, and seated himself at the stern of the boat. As the sailor he had just addressed was handing down his bag, a face with a red cap looked over the bulwarks.

‘Hullo, my man!’ cried De Meyrau, ‘is this your boat?’

‘Yes, sir, at your service,’ answered the red cap, coming to the top of the ladder, and looking hard at the gentleman’s stick and portmanteau.

‘Can you take me to town, to Madame Bernier’s, at the end of the new quay?’

‘Certainly, sir,’ said the boatman, scuttling down the ladder, ‘you’re just the gentleman I want.’

* * * * *

An hour later Hortense Bernier came out of the house, and began to walk slowly through the garden toward the terrace which overlooked the water. The servants, when they came down at an early hour, had found her up and dressed, or rather, apparently, not undressed, for she wore the same clothes as the evening before.

‘ Tiens! ’ exclaimed Josephine, after seeing her, ‘Madame gained ten years yesterday; she has gained ten more during the night.’

When Madame Bernier reached the middle of the garden she halted, and stood for a moment motionless, listening. The next, she uttered a great cry. For she saw a figure emerge from below the terrace, and come limping toward her with outstretched arms.

This is the story, among others, of Henry the waiter – or, as he now prefers to call himself, Henri – told to me in the long dining-room of the Riffel Alp Hotel, where I once stayed for a melancholy week ‘between seasons,’ sharing the echoing emptiness of the place with two maiden ladies, who talked all day to one another in frightened whispers. Henry’s construction I have discarded for its amateurishness; his method being generally to commence a story at the end, and then, working backwards to the beginning, wind up with the middle. But in all other respects I have endeavoured to retain his method, which was individual; and this, I think, is the story as he would have told it to me himself, had he told it in this order:

My first place – well to be honest, it was a coffee shop in the Mile End Road – I’m not ashamed of it. We all have our beginnings. Young ‘Kipper,’ as we called him – he had no name of his own, not that he knew of anyhow, and that seemed to fit him down to the ground – had fixed his pitch just outside, between our door and the music hall at the corner; and sometimes, when I might happen to have a bit on, I’d get a paper from him, and pay him for it, when the governor was not about, with a mug of coffee, and odds and ends that the other customers had left on their plates – an arrangement that suited both of us. He was just about as sharp as they make boys, even in the Mile End Road, which is saying a good deal; and now and then, spying around among the right sort, and keeping his ears open, he would put me up to a good thing, and I would tip him a bob or a tanner as the case might be. He was the sort that gets on – you know.

One day in he walks, for all the world as if the show belonged to him, with a young imp of a girl on his arm, and down they sits at one of the tables.

‘Garsong,’ he calls out, ‘what’s the menoo to-day?’

‘The menoo to-day,’ I says, ‘is that you get outside ’fore I clip you over the ear, and that you take that back and put it where you found it;’ meaning o’ course, the kid.

She was a pretty little thing, even then, in spite of the dirt, with those eyes like saucers, and red hair. It used to be called ‘carrots’ in those days. Now all the swells have taken it up – or as near as they can get to it – and it’s auburn.

‘’Enery,’ he replied to me, without so much as turning a hair, ‘I’m afraid you’re forgetting your position. When I’m on the kerb shouting “Speshul!” and you comes to me with yer ’a’penny in yer ‘and, you’re master an’ I’m man. When I comes into your shop to order refreshments, and to pay for ’em, I’m boss. Savey? You can bring me a rasher and two eggs, and see that they’re this season’s. The lidy will have a full-sized haddick and a cocoa.’

Well, there was justice in what he said. He always did have sense, and I took his order. You don’t often see anybody put it away like that girl did. I took it she hadn’t had a square meal for many a long day. She polished off a ninepenny haddick, skin and all, and after that she had two penny rashers, with six slices of bread and butter – ‘doorsteps,’ as we used to call them – and two half pints of cocoa, which is a meal in itself the way we used to make it. ‘Kipper’ must have had a bit of luck that day. He couldn’t have urged her on more had it been a free feed.

‘’Ave an egg,’ he suggested, the moment the rashers had disappeared. ‘One of these eggs will just about finish yer.’