Sloan Wilson - Man in the Gray Flannel Suit

“A hundred and three.”

“Have you ever had chicken pox?”

“Oh, God!” she said. “Of course, I must have had it! All children get it!”

“Do you remember having it?”

“Not exactly,” she said. “I just assumed. ”

“We better call the doctor,” he said.

He telephoned Dr. Grantland. He always disliked calling him, because although Dr. Grantland was only about forty-five years old, he suffered from rheumatism and asthma, and it always seemed a shame to bother him. After the telephone had buzzed for a long while, the doctor answered wheezily.

“Do you want me to come over?” he asked after Tom had described Betsy’s symptoms.

“If it isn’t too much trouble,” Tom said.

The doctor wheezed alarmingly before saying bravely, “All right, all right. I guess I can make it.”

While they were waiting for the doctor, Tom told Betsy he had a luncheon engagement with Hopkins, “Who’s he?” she asked.

“The president of United Broadcasting.”

“That’s nice,” she said weakly. “Oh, Tommy, my head hurts!”

“What are we going to have for supper?” Barbara called. “Mother just gave us soup for lunch and we’re hungry!”

“I’ll get you supper in a few minutes,” Tom said. “The doctor is coming to see Mother.”

“Is he going to give her a needle?” Janey asked enthusiastically.

“I don’t know.”

“If he does, can we watch?”

“No!” Tom said. “You stay in bed.”

“I can’t stand it,” Betsy said. “Chicken pox! Why didn’t I get it when I was a child?”

“You won’t be very sick,” Tom said.

“I will too! And I know why I didn’t get it when I was a child — because Mother took such damn good care of me. She never let me play with other children because she was afraid I’d catch something.”

“I don’t see why we can’t watch her get the needle,” Janey called. “She always watches when the doctor gives it to us! ”

“Quiet!” Tom said. “I’m going downstairs and pick up a little before the doctor comes.”

He threw the dirty laundry down the cellar stairs, then went to the kitchen and mixed himself a Martini. Before he had finished it, the doorbell rang, and Dr. Grantland was there.

“Oh dear,” he said as Tom let him in, “I think this asthma of mine is getting worse every day.”

“I’m terribly sorry,” Tom said. “Betsy’s upstairs. Can I carry your bag for you?”

“No,” he said bravely. “I can manage.”

Tom followed him upstairs. The doctor sat down on a chair beside the bed, opened his bag, and took out a nebulizer with which he sprayed his own throat. “Ah,” he said gratefully. “That certainly helps.”

“My head hurts and I have a temperature of a hundred and three and I feel awful,” Betsy said. “Tom thinks I have chicken pox.”

“Have you ever had it before?” the doctor asked.

At that moment the three children came into the room, their scabbed faces wreathed in smiles. “Are you going to give her a needle?” Janey asked.

“Heavens!” the doctor said, and started to wheeze. “You certainly have been exposed!”

“I guess I never had chicken pox,” Betsy said grumpily. “Mother always kept me away from other children, and I never got anything. ”

“Remove your upper clothing,” the doctor said.

“Are you going to give her a needle?” Janey repeated.

“Go back to bed!” Betsy ordered. “This minute!”

“I’ll stay in your room with you and tell you a story,” Tom said to the children. “Get in there now, and I’ll be right in.”

The children withdrew to their own room. Tom ducked downstairs, grabbed his drink, and joined them.

“Tell us about Bubbley,” Barbara said.

Long ago he had made up a story about a little dog named Bubbley who swallowed a cake of soap and blew bubbles when he barked. Barbara always wanted it recited over and over again in precisely the same words he had used the first time.

“There was this little dog named Bubbley,” he began wearily, after taking a long sip from his glass.

“No!” Barbara said. “ Once upon a time there was a little dog named Bubbley.”

“All right,” he said irritably. “Don’t interrupt.”

“Well, tell it right! ” Barbara said.

Pete, who was only four years old, looked at his father solemnly with his thumb in his mouth. “I hate the story about Bubbley,” he said quietly to himself.

“You keep still!” Barbara said venomously to him.

“One day he swallowed a cake of soap,” Tom said. “And ever after that. ”

Before he had finished the story, the door opened, and Dr. Grant-land came in. “I guess she’s got chicken pox all right,” he said. “Could you give me a glass of water?”

“Sure,” Tom said, “but before you go, could you take a look at the kids?”

The doctor glanced at the children with distaste. “I’m not a pediatrician,” he said.

“I know,” Tom replied. “We had a pediatrician look at them two days ago, but I thought that since you were here. ”

“I only look at children in emergencies,” the doctor said. “All my patients have to be twelve years old or more.”

“I’ll get you a glass of water,” Tom said.

The doctor followed him downstairs. When Tom gave him a glass of water, he slipped a pill into his mouth and swallowed it.

“Thank you,” he said gravely. “Now about Mrs. Rath. All we can do is let this thing run its course. Here are some prescriptions which will help a little, but there’s not a great deal we can do. Make sure she gets plenty of rest. She should stay in bed for a week, maybe more.”

“I’ll try to find someone to look after the kids,” Tom said.

Two hours later, when the children had had their supper and the house was cleaned up, Tom started telephoning to find a woman to act as housekeeper. No one he knew was available, but an elderly woman named Mrs. Manter who was recommended by a friend said that as a special favor she would come for sixty dollars a week, provided Tom would call for her in his car not earlier than nine in the morning and take her home not later than six in the afternoon. That would mean he would not be able to get to work until eleven in the morning and would have to leave the office at four o’clock in the afternoon, and it would also mean that the family budget would have to be scrapped, but there was no choice. He hoped Dick Haver wouldn’t think he was just taking it easy because he expected to get a new job.

The next morning Mrs. Manter turned out to be a stern-faced farm woman about sixty-five years old who weighed at least two hundred pounds and had a voice without any volume control.

“I’m awfully glad you could come,” Tom said when he picked her up. “You know how it is when the woman of a family gets sick and there are sick children to be cared for.”

“DON’T TELL ME!” she thundered, “I HAD EIGHT KIDS MYSELF, AND ONCE WHEN THEY WAS ALL DOWN WITH MEASLES, I BROKE MY LEG!”

“Why, that’s terrible,” Tom said.

“MY HUSBAND WAS AWAY,” she said so loudly that he immediately made up his mind she was deaf and couldn’t hear herself.

“WHAT DID YOU DO?” he yelled.

“YOU DON’T HAVE TO SPEAK SO LOUDLY!” she shouted back. “I can hear! I just put my knee on a chair and tied it that way. Found I could get around the house quite well, dragging the chair with me.”

Tom drove her quickly to his house, introduced her to Betsy, who looked dazed, and rushed for the train.

WHEN HE GOT TO HIS OFFICE he explained to Dick Haver why he was going to have to keep the hours of the semiretired during the next two weeks.