Grażyna Plebanek - Illegal Liaisons

When he finally managed to get to her, their host sprang up between them.

“Ludwik.” She pecked him on the cheek, glancing over his shoulder at Jonathan.

Ludwik watchfully followed her eyes.

“I’d like you to meet Andrea Kunz,” he said. “An excellent journalist working for Swedish television.”

Jonathan’s mouth grew dry. He had just caressed her yet he couldn’t get rid of the feeling that was always with him when they were together – arousal and stage fright shook him even when they had worn themselves out with love.

“And this is Megi’s husband,” concluded Ludwik.

It was as if someone had struck Jonathan. Ludwik greeted other guests, introducing Andrea to them, while Jonathan turned away and started to study the apartment. The interior looked as if the owner had wanted to kill himself: white and beige cut through here and there with flashes of metal fittings and surfaces; everything closed, fitted, nothing protruding. “He must think that by getting rid of old dishcloths and shoving the rubbish into hermetic cupboards he’s going to smooth out his own mucky insides,” Jonathan thought vindictively and muttered to himself: “Perhaps the son-of-a-bitch hasn’t got a soul.”

“What’s that?”

Megi was staring at him, half amused, half unsure whether she’d heard correctly.

“Want some fudge?” Jonathan answered with a question.

“Not now but thanks for buying it. You know how much I love it.”

“Are you enjoying yourself?”

Megi shrugged.

“Day and night discussions about work. ‘That document, Megi, which category did it belong to?’ ” She grimaced, parodying the way Przemek spoke. “ ‘White paper, yellow paper, non-paper ?’ ” I want to go home!” she ended and slipped her hands around his waist, beneath his jacket.

Instead of returning the hug, Jonathan stiffened. Andrea was watching them above the guests’ heads.

“I wonder where Simon is?” muttered Megi, following his gaze.

Andrea was now laughing with the rest of her crowd, throwing back her long, glistening hair.

Jonathan pushed Megi’s hands down.

“Simon?” he repeated mechanically.

“Simon Lloyd, they came to our place, don’t you remember? That’s Andrea there, his woman, partner, or whatever they call her. It’s hard to find a name for a concubine who’s over thirty. Everything sounds so infantile. But they’re quite a couple. Simon, well … And she, although no classical beauty, is as radiant as an icon. She has some sort of distinction, style. She’s certainly not common.”

“Let’s go and eat something. Aren’t you hungry?”

“I’ve already eaten. I’m going to say hello to her. Have a kabanos , they’re pretty good.” Megi kissed him on the cheek and made toward the circle where Andrea shone and which was mainly made up of men. Jonathan saw, from where he stood, that some of them reacted to Megi’s appearance but a moment later all stared at Andrea again. “No one can share the spotlight with her,” he thought with a strange pride yet simultaneous stab of disappointment that they weren’t looking at his wife in the same way.

Without much thought, he pushed his way toward them.

“Simon?” Andrea was saying. “In England. Gone to visit his children.”

“So you’ve got a free pad!” smiled Megi.

“What’s that?” Andrea raised her eyebrows.

“It’s a Polish saying. I meant that now you’re alone you can lie in bed as long as you want and parade around in your pajamas. I envy you,” sighed Megi. “I’ve not had the house to myself for years.”

Andrea looked at her as if she hadn’t understood that either.

“I’m going to get myself something to eat,” she said after a while. “Can I bring you anything?”

“No, thank you, I’ve already eaten,” Megi replied for the second time that evening.

Jonathan almost ran alongside the apartment façades. Street lights were reflected in the windows and in the stained-glass trimmings on doors that looked more like ornate church doorways than stairwells. Metal stirrups, which protruded from the walls and served for wiping shoes, assumed the forms of Art Nouveau. Pavements glinted with dampness; the first snowflakes of the winter stuck for a moment then instantly melted. Winter hung in the air but did not stay for long.

He turned into a one-way street and reached the military school. The cadets must have gone home for Christmas because the historic building stood in darkness; only the flags swayed lazily. He ran across the street to a fence. There was nobody there the day before Christmas Eve; the arch towered over the silent park and the green parrots had hidden themselves away.

Jonathan left the playing field to the right, ran a few meters, and turned down a dark pathway leading beneath the arch. He stopped at an ancient chestnut tree and lowered Andrea’s hood. The temptation grabbed him to kiss her with open eyes so that he could see her eyebrows, forehead, the snowflakes perched on her hood. He slipped his fingers beneath her hair and held her head. He wanted to suck in all of her, swaying with passion – in her, on her.

HE PASSED CHRISTMAS, which they spent in Poland, mainly in the company of his cell phone. The family discussed politics, not asking about their life in Brussels, and only occasionally, returning from the balcony where he’d slip out under the pretext of having a cigarette, did Jonathan hear Robert say that Belgian women were ugly and Adelka claim authoritatively that the clothes were too expensive. Megi compulsively looked after Antosia and Tomaszek, who were irritable because of the changes. Later, they distributed the presents they’d brought from Brussels and returned laden with gifts they’d received in return.

“Are we a couple of scout leaders or something?” moaned Megi the day before going back to Brussels. That evening her mother had taken the children to the theater, giving them unexpected freedom that they didn’t know how to enjoy. “We rush around dealing with everything, look after the kids, and fake a smile. What’s happened to wallowing in bed, eating mandarins, reading, making love?”

When they returned to Brussels, Megi ordained a real Christmas, as she called it. When he got back from the gym, Jonathan drew with Antosia and played with Lego with Tomaszek; in the evenings he and Megi listened to music or watched films.

“See how good this is? See?” Megi sat on the sofa, cracking nuts and radiating pride. She didn’t put it into words but Jonathan suspected she was finding it hard not to say, “See? It’s me who brought you here!” The theme of the New Year’s ball was decadence. Jonathan pushed the information out of his memory and on the morning of the last day of December bore the brunt of his wife’s anger as she claimed she had reminded him numerous times. Jonathan was shaving when Megi knocked and walked into the bathroom; and was still naked with only the white shaving foam on his face when she blew up.

“I told you, reminded you, called, warned …” Megi yelled. Jonathan didn’t say anything, just took sharper and sharper turns of the razor across his face until he exploded.

“You should have written me a note!”

“And what am I, some sort of mute that I’ve got to communicate with you in writing?”

Megi’s face reflected in the mirror was crooked, and Jonathan thought that this was not a good morning.

“You know writing gets to me quicker,” he tried to justify himself.

Megi threw her arms up and with a flourish rested them on her hips.

“Then it’s just like work! So maybe you can go there instead of me, eh? People send each other notes in the Commission, didn’t you know? So what sort of document am I to send you, white paper, yellow paper ?”