Robert Wilson - The Big Killing

‘I’m all grown up now, Moses. You don’t have to watch over me.’

‘You bleeding, Mr Bruce, please sir,’ he said. ‘That car, thess hole in window, back one driver’s side.’

The mirror showed something that looked human but had been kept underground for a long time. Moses appeared on my shoulder and I told him to look at the back of my neck. He drew the collar down, sucked on his teeth and took a pair of tweezers out of the penknife on the table. After a sharp pain that travelled down my spine to my coccyx and back up again he showed me the diamond of glass that had embedded itself in my neck.

‘You be lucky,’ he said.

‘Maybe I am.’

‘You be lucky bullet stoppin’ in head rest passenger side.’

‘And not in me, you mean?’

‘No, please sir, not goin’ on brekkin’ other window, you pay two and ibbe costly.’

‘Thanks for your concern.’

‘Your good health is mine. You are my mastah,’ he said in a tone of voice I knew well.

‘How much do you want?’

Moses grinned. When he used the words ‘sir’ and ‘mastah’ it always meant money. He looked off into his head somewhere, pretending to do a calculation when he’d already cheated the answer.

‘Two thousand.’

‘Cedis?’

‘We in Ivory Coast,’ he said. ‘They speakin’ French here and asseptin’ CFA. Cedis gettin’ me nothin’ ‘cept Ghana side.’

‘Is it cheaper Ghana side?’

‘Oh, no, please sir. Ghana girls are very demandin'.’

‘These girls sucking you dry, Moses. This rate you never afford yourself a wife, you owing me too much money.’

Moses took the money with his right hand, his left holding the wrist, his head bowed. ‘Thanks for your concern,’ he said.

He slipped past me out of the door and I called him back.

‘I go-come,’ he said.

The girl was leaning against the hired Peugeot with a pair of strong arms folded. She saw Moses and stood. Her breasts were high, almost on her shoulders, and the white nylon blouse, with its frilly trim at the shoulders and neck, looked incongruous against the developed shoulders and biceps. She rolled Moses’s money in the top of her wrap. Moses was talking fast. She ignored him and pushed off the Peugeot with her rock-hard bottom, and moved off into the trees.

‘Strong girl,’ I said to Moses, who had returned with the body language of someone now completely at my service.

‘Not jes’ inne arms, Mr Bruce,’ he said, and snapped a finger as if he’d just picked up something hot.

Moses cleaned and dressed my wound after I’d showered. We stripped the black tape off the number plates and packed our things into the car. I had an argument with the landlady who’d heard I was moving to the Novotel which made her push for a full week’s rent. She had a baby girl on her back, who looked around her mother’s hips at the action, occasionally stretching out a small hand at the money in mine as if she understood the game and couldn’t wait to get started. We left at 9.30 a.m., the woman lobbing insults at us while the baby, who’d taken a fat elbow in the cheek, cried.

We found a garage in Zone 4C which could repair the hire car’s window. Two young and violent-looking boys wearing sawn-off corduroys and sandals made out of old tyres were slapped away from the car by a more cultured-looking fellow in a white coat who removed the panel from the door. Moses, who’d seen a crowd gathering across the street, pulled me over the road.

We went into a walled compound of a two-storey concrete office block. The sun, already high, was hot and the surface of the red earth in the compound was drying into crushed chillies. Steam hugged the surfaces of large crimson puddles. In a clearing amongst the crowd stood a group of dejected Africans and a large Lebanese in a white robe which was stained red at the bottom. A grey-haired African in a white shirt and lime-green trousers stood next to him. The local witch doctor, they said.

The witch doctor had come to find out who was thieving money from the Lebanese. He told the first man to kneel and, detaching a bag from his belt, poured a mound of sand in front of the kneeling man who leaned forward over it. He looped a cotton noose over the man’s head and poked the loose hanging strand into the mound of sand. He asked him in his own language if he had stolen the money and the man with quivering thighs said that he hadn’t. There was a pause. Nothing happened. The noose was removed and the man joined the crowd.

The witch doctor repeated the ritual with the others who all passed. The Lebanese was perplexed until somebody suggested the accountant and he perked up. The cry went up and a moment later the small, fine-featured accountant came down the steps of the office building weighed down by his own dignity and an array of pens and a wafer of a calculator in the breast pocket of his shirt. The crowd instantly disliked him.

He refused to submit to the black magic and was rewarded with a low grunt from the crowd. The Lebanese told him there would be no job for him unless he did. The accountant knelt before the mound of sand. The crowd thickened. The witch doctor looped the thread over the man’s head and asked him the question. The denial was on the way out of the man’s throat when it was strangled by the cotton noose which seemed to have been pulled taut by an unseen hand. It bit into his neck, jerked his head down, popped his eyes and forced his tongue out till the stalk showed at his teeth. The crowd surged and the accountant erupted above their heads flailing, the pens and the calculator already gone from his breast pocket, his shirt torn open and his trousers already down his thighs. Moses pushed me out of the compound.

‘They go beat him now,’ he said.

It was midday by the time I’d returned the car and checked into the Novotel whose main entrance backed on to the busy Avenue Général de Gaulle, where you could buy hi-fi, hardware and haberdashery during the day but only whores at night. I sent Moses out to buy a blank VHS tape which, after the car expenses, took me down to the last few thousand CFA I had.

Martin Fall had booked me into room 205 on the second floor which the management changed to 307 on the third because an agronomist convention had taken the whole of the second. I asked at reception if they had any private video viewing and recording facilities and the girl said she would set something up for me. I took my bags up to the room and called B.B.; he wasn’t there. I left a message with his maid that I was in the Novotel.

I came back down with Fat Paul’s package. Moses appeared with the blank tape. I told him to get lost for half an hour. I was taken to a small conference room where a TV and two VCRs had been set up next to a whiteboard and an overhead projector. I broke the seal on the envelope and slotted the original and blank tape into the two machines and played and recorded at the same time.

There was some snow and then the film’s title appeared and, in case you couldn’t read, a lazy, Afro-American dude’s voice told you what it was: ‘Once you tasted chocolate…’ and I realized that this wasn’t the film that the Métis was expecting to have to kill for. I watched it all the same, in case Fat Paul’s ‘business secret’ was thrown in there somewhere. It was a tawdry tale, shot on a low-budget set, of a white, heavily wigged and made-up housewife who, having waved her husband goodbye, is immediately visited by two large black plumbers with tool boxes and wrenches for verisimilitude. The three of them went into the kitchen which shook when the door closed. The woman knelt down to show the plumbers what was going on under the sink and the sorry state of her underwear. At this point there should have been something flashing on the screen for the benefit of all plumbers and would-be plumbers like, ‘This only happens in porn'. In an indecently short time the woman’s skirt was up around her waist and there were two implausibly hung plumbers in front of and behind her. It went on like that. There were a few close-ups of nearly surgical detail and plenty of the rear plumber’s view, who ground into the girl’s bottom with sickening thrusts, which shuddered a butterfly tattoo she had at the top of the cleft. After a few changes of position and what seemed like half a day but was only fifteen minutes it was all over and they left, that’s right, without doing the plumbing job. She didn’t seem to mind which is where the suspension of disbelief really broke down badly. You’d have thought after that they’d have done the work for free. Then the girl was on a sofa and hubby came home and he was straight from the office and dead keen but she wasn’t having any of it and the punchline came up delivered for the non-readers in the same voice: ‘…you can’t never go back to vanilla.’ The double negative giving some cohesion to the film. Then there was more snow which I stopped after a few minutes.