Paige Nick - Wrong Knickers for a Wednesday - A funny novel about learning to love yourself

> How was ur flight?

> Long but fine. Only two crying babies.

> Brave girl! What’s it like there?

> Seems nice. Bit cold. Beautiful. Headmistress from the school was waiting for me at airport. Her name’s Dania. I think she’s Swedish.

> And the place where ur staying? Send pics.

I look around the tsunami room. No way can I send him pics of this; he’d have a billion questions, and I don’t have any answers yet.

> It’s a pretty regular apartment in the city. I’ll send pics as soon as I’m settled. There are a bunch of other trainee teachers in the programme also staying here.

> Men and women?

> Don’t know, they’re all at school still, haven’t met anyone yet.

> Miss u like crazy already wife to be. XXX

> Me too husband to be. I love you! I’d better go unpack. XXX

> Message me later, ok? Want to hear everything. Love u too too much. XXXXX and don’t forget to send pics.

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> Hi Nat

> Hi, where u Gracie?

> I made it. I’m in Amsterdam at the apartment.

> So customs & immigration ok? No questions about my passport?

> Nope, no problems, can you believe it? They just let me through. Such a relief.

> Yes! Knew ud b fine. Jealous!!!! U xited?

> No, I’m terrified. I have to perform in a few hours. Don't think I can do this.

> Course u can, member we discussed this! Its just like doin karaoke

> You know I hate karaoke! And all your dresses are too small for me!

> Shit! Was worried about that. Wat u wearing??

> The white one like the one she wore for the X Factor final. But it’s super-tight. What if I don’t look like her out there?

> Grace pls!! Grow up! U look more like Rihanna than me, everyone always says so

> I’m too short and fat to be her.

> Will b fine fake it till u make it

> How do you walk in these heels, let alone dance in them? I’m freaking out!

> it’s easy u just need practice. u know I wldnt ask u to do this if it wasn’t rly important

> I know. And I know how much you’ve sacrificed since mom and dad died. But I’m sure everyone here will see through me after five seconds.

> U can’t b such a wimp Gracie. Channel her, like we used 2. U can do this!

> I’m really nervous.

> Ur in Amsterdam, smoke a spliff to ease ur nerves

> You know I don’t smoke.

> Always such a goodie-goodie. How do we cum from same genes? u can eat it 2 u know

> What does it do when you eat it?

> It’s amazeballs! Not hectic but it will make you totally chill! Perfect 2 kick nerves before u perform

> Really?

> Wld I lie 2 u? Gr8 2 take edge off. Have half a brownie, ull barely feel it, will just make u relax

> No ways! I’m freaking out. I haven’t danced in years.

> eat the dope cookie ull be 100% – just bendier for dancing. Go on wimpface, do it!

> You know I don’t do drugs, Natalie!

> Well I wld totes do it if I was there. Dunno y u being such a baby

> Fingers crossed I don’t fall on my face.

> Ull be fine. Break a leg babe

> I think one broken leg in the family is enough! That’s what got us into this mess in the first place!

> <3 u. Go make lots of $ and try have sum fun for once in ur life!!! Ur far 2 serious

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