‘Are you asleep?’ came Mr Smith’s voice.
If only he had been! Apprehensively and slowly, Ben opened his eyes.
‘So you see,’ went on Mr Smith smoothly, as though there had been no interruption, ‘you are in a bit of a hole, are you not?’
‘S’pose I am?’ answered Ben.
‘There is no suppose about it. You are. And you will be in a worse hole if, in addition to the fingerprints, I am unable to prevent that photograph from appearing in all the newspapers—a photograph of a murdered man on one end of a seat with another man wanted for enquiries at the other. You say you never saw the murdered man before today?’
‘Never in me life,’ replied Ben.
He knew this was a frame-up, but would it be wise to let Mr Smith know he knew? Perhaps he’d better lie doggo for a bit—stop makin’ a fuss like—and act as though he thought Mr Smith were really trying to help him, until he found out where it was all leading?
‘Then why did you kill him?’
Still wavering as to his best policy, and with his mind beginning to rocket again, Ben could not answer that one and remained silent. He was stunned by the cool audacity of Mr Smith, who now bent forward and continued, almost confidentially.
‘Do you know, I’ve got a theory about this murder of yours, and you need not tell me whether I am right or wrong. As a matter of fact, it was because of my idea that I brought you along here instead of handing you over to the police, as of course I ought to have done. Oh, don’t make any mistake, I am taking a big risk myself in acting like this—but let that go. I like to help people in trouble—if they’re worth it, of course—and the reason I’m helping you is because I feel sure yours wasn’t a premeditated murder.’
‘Pre ’oo?’ blinked Ben.
‘You didn’t set out to murder this poor fellow,’ explained Mr Smith, ‘as—for instance—I might have done if I had been the culprit. You were ill, perhaps. Or hungry. I don’t know—don’t ask me! But all at once everything got on top of you, eh? You had a brain-storm. As a matter of fact, Mr Jones, that’s just what it looked like to me! A brain-storm. And you jumped upon your poor victim with that knife, perhaps hardly knowing you did it—why, you even thought I did it, which proves the brain-storm, doesn’t it—and then—I suppose you know this?—you had a complete black-out! Well, as my car was handy, for I’d only left it a minute or two before to have a tiny stroll, I acted upon a sudden impulse and bundled you off while the going was good. Of course, there’ll be a big hue and cry for you later, if it hasn’t already started. You’d never have left those fingerprints on the knife if you’d been normal. They’ll damn you, I’m afraid. But you’re safe here, for the time being, so now what we’ve got to decide is what I’m going to do with you.’ He displayed his teeth in another of his unpleasant smiles. ‘Have you any idea?’
Guardedly Ben responded,
‘’Ave you?’
‘As a matter of fact I have, but first let me ask you a question or two. A lot will depend on your answers. Let us hope for your sake they will be satisfactory.’
‘S’pose they ain’t?’
‘That will be just too bad. Now, then. Is anybody likely to trail you here? Apart, of course, from the police?’
‘’Owjer mean?’
‘I speak the King’s English. Have you any people who will wonder why you haven’t gone home tonight?’
‘Oh, I see.’
‘Well, have you?’
‘No one never worries abart me, and if they did, ’ow’d they find me? I dunno where I am meself!’
‘Where do you live?’
‘Where I ’appen to be.’
‘Try again. What’s your address?’
‘Nothink doin’, guv’nor! I knows that one!’
‘What one?’
‘I seen it done. Yer gits a bloke away wot’s wanted, and then yer gits a messidge to ’is wife or ’is muvver that yer’ll give ’im up unless they sends yer a pony.’
‘You know, you’re smarter than you look,’ said Mr Smith, admiringly. ‘If I weren’t straight I’d begin to watch my step. Will it ease you if I promise not to communicate with your wife or mother?’
‘Yer couldn’t, ’cos I ain’t got ’em,’ answered Ben.
‘I am full of patience. Who have you got?’
‘I told yer. Nobody.’
‘Where did you sleep last night?’
‘In a bus.’
‘But when you got out of the bus?’
‘I’d ’ad it by then, it was mornin’.’
‘Tell me, Mr Jones. Does all this mean you haven’t got any address?’
‘That’s right. Two and two’s four. And if that ain’t a satisfact’ry answer, I’ve ’ad it.’
‘It is an exceedingly satisfactory answer,’ Mr Smith assured him. ‘If you have no home and no family you should be free to accept the position I’m thinking of offering you.’
‘Oh! A persishun?’
‘That is what I said.’
‘A standin’ up one? Not lyin’ in a bed?’
‘Or hanging from a rope.’
‘Oi! That’s enuff o’ that!’
‘It is an alternative we want to bear in mind.’
‘Well, wot’s the persishun?’
‘Quite a simple one, and just the thing, I should say for you. We’ve—er—lost our caretaker, and we need a new one.’
The announcement of this surprising offer was followed by a silence during which the alleged Mr Smith and the alleged Mr Jones would have given much to have been inside the other’s mind. What lay in the background of Mr Smith’s mind was obscure, but what lay in the foreground was actually quite simple. He was studying his victim to learn his reaction, and was ready to deal with him by other methods if the reaction did not appear satisfactory.
What lay in Ben’s mind ran something like this:
‘Wozzat? Caretaiker did ’e say? Wozzat mean? Wot’d ’e want with me as ’is caretaiker, a bloke wot ’e sez ’e thinks ’as done a murder, if it wasn’t fishy? Fishy? Corse it’s fishy! Look at me bein’ ’ere like I am, and knowin’ ’e done it ’iself, and ’im knowin’ I know! Fishy the pair of us, if yer looks at it like that! Yus, and even if I ’ad done it, not premedicated wot ’e sed, I’d be barmy, and wot do yer want with a barmy caretaiker? It don’t mike sense! Oi, keep yer fice steady, Ben! Don’t let on wot yer thinkin’ from yer phiz, ’cos ’e’s watchin’ ter find aht, sime as yer watchin’ ’im. ’Ow I ’ates ’is mustarch! I carn’t think o’ nothin’ nicer’n ter pull it orf! P’r’aps it’d come orf easy? Yus, I bet it would, it ain’t ’is mustarch no more’n Smith’s ’is nime. Sime as that bloke with the ’orrerble beard in that ’ouse in Brixton and when I got ’old of it it come orf bing in me ’and and I goes back’ards dahn the stairs with nothin’ but the beard on top o’ me! And then there was that chap with the red eyebrows—oi! Wotcher doin’? Keep yer mind on it! Yer ain’t in Brixton now, yer ’ere, wherever that is, and wot yer tryin’ ter do is ter work aht why yer wanted as caretaiker, but ’ow can yer with yer ’ead goin’ rahnd like a spinging-wheel and feelin’ as if yer got no knees, and wunnerin’ why yer boot’s gorn bright and polished, lummy, I’ve ’ad a dose o’ somethink, yer carn’t git away from it! …’
Difficult as Mr Smith’s mind may have been to read, Mr Jones’s was even more complicated.
When the silence was threatening to become permanent, Mr Smith broke it monosyllabically.
‘Well?’
Ben came to with a jerk.
‘Say it agine,’ answered Ben.
‘It was so long ago I’m not surprised if you’ve forgotten. I said we needed a new caretaker.’
‘There was somethink helse.’
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